Hey Ben,
It's been awhile. I know I don't write as often as I should. But I heard that you'll be starring in Uwe Boll's upcoming adaptation of BloodRayne. I never played the game, but I heard it had something to do with Nazis and vampires, neither of which are your forte. I assumed you did that horrid Thunderbirds movie because one of your relatives was a fan or that you wanted to do something silly. I understand. You're a serious actor.
But now you've crossed the line, and I urge you to quickly jump back across or face a career trainwreck.
I don't know if you know, but Uwe Boll is a shitty director. A really shitty director. He makes Paul W.S. Anderson look like Paul Thomas Anderson. His last movie sucked. The trailer for his next movie sucked. He sucks.
I can only imagine you're doing this for the money. So don't do it. Really, if you need the money that bad than I implore all Ben Kingsley fans to create a PayPal donation site to stop you from making shitty movies. I mean, you ruled in Ghandi. I even liked you in Species. I heard you were pretty good in that movie with Jennifer Connelly's breasts in that flick with the sand and the fog and whatnot. But Thunderbirds? A Sound of Thunder? BloodRayne? When does it stop, Ben? WHEN DOES IT STOP?
Hopefully here.
And remember Ben, Judd Nelson thought it was a good idea at the time to star in Steel, but look at him. Or Fisher Stevens after Short Circuit 2. It's all downhill from here.
Sincerely,
Will Federman
President of the Ben Kingsley PayPal Donation Movement
It's been awhile. I know I don't write as often as I should. But I heard that you'll be starring in Uwe Boll's upcoming adaptation of BloodRayne. I never played the game, but I heard it had something to do with Nazis and vampires, neither of which are your forte. I assumed you did that horrid Thunderbirds movie because one of your relatives was a fan or that you wanted to do something silly. I understand. You're a serious actor.
But now you've crossed the line, and I urge you to quickly jump back across or face a career trainwreck.
I don't know if you know, but Uwe Boll is a shitty director. A really shitty director. He makes Paul W.S. Anderson look like Paul Thomas Anderson. His last movie sucked. The trailer for his next movie sucked. He sucks.
I can only imagine you're doing this for the money. So don't do it. Really, if you need the money that bad than I implore all Ben Kingsley fans to create a PayPal donation site to stop you from making shitty movies. I mean, you ruled in Ghandi. I even liked you in Species. I heard you were pretty good in that movie with Jennifer Connelly's breasts in that flick with the sand and the fog and whatnot. But Thunderbirds? A Sound of Thunder? BloodRayne? When does it stop, Ben? WHEN DOES IT STOP?
Hopefully here.
And remember Ben, Judd Nelson thought it was a good idea at the time to star in Steel, but look at him. Or Fisher Stevens after Short Circuit 2. It's all downhill from here.
Sincerely,
Will Federman
President of the Ben Kingsley PayPal Donation Movement
