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[Zen Aku]

how the fuck does a panty thief steal 10,000 pairs of panties and get away with it?

Because he was silky smooth.

 

[Menome]

how the fuck does a panty thief steal 10,000 pairs of panties and get away with it?

He didn't. That's why we've read the news story about him getting caught.

 

[gdt]

The true Panty Raid

 

[panama chief]

Real life Happosai?

Shit. This is exactly what I wanted to post!

 

[Host Samurai]

Oolong, dat you?

 

[Lynd7]

Shit. This is exactly what I wanted to post!

I actually wanted to find a gif where it showed him stealing them with his sack but couldn't find it.

 

[FoxSpirit]

He didn't. That's why we've read the news story about him getting caught.

He did. It was pair no. 10,237 that did him in.

 

[Bold One]

10,000?

W
T
F
?

 

[John Kowalski]

Life goals

 

[chaosaeon]

Panties ... GLORIOUS PANTIES !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ucBBA_AIY

 

[olag]

 

[Amory]

Looks like they finally got their hanes on him.

Lol

 

[yunbuns]

Came to post this, leaving satisfied.

lol same.

 

[PillarEN]

Wow. That's quite a number. Somebody in our apartment complex was apparently stealing women's underwear when they were leaving it out to dry. Couldn't guess who it might have been as the only odd character here is this one cat lady, but she doesn't strike me as a the type to steal bras and stuff. It's getting warmer though so maybe the underwear thief will strike again.

 

[Krakatoa]

Only 10,000 pfft casual collector

 

[Shadybiz]

Hell of a streak.

Underrated post. Bravo.

 

[ShadowKingpin]

Because he was silky smooth.

Perfect.

 

[blastprocessor]

Just imagine if he met a lady she'd have all the luck.

 

[TheOohChild]

well at least he washes them regularly.

I thought panty lovers were in to lady stank

 

[Alcotholic]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

The true Panty Raid

Just occurred to me how fucking weird it is that that was on Spongebob.

 

[RecRoulette]

I'm imagining this dude jumping into them Scrooge McDuck style

 

[old manatee]

"Xing had over 10,000 pieces of women's clothing in his possession. A tricycle that police had called in to transport the haul back to the station was only able to fit one-third of the stockpile.'


The police called in a tricycle.

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

Waiting to find which GAF member it was.

Don't we have a dude who takes a bunch of panties? Brian something with a Homer avatar?

 

[sinkfla87]

"First, they laughed at me.
"Now, the world needs me.
"When the Alien invasion begins I will strike
"them down with the power of 10,000 queefs."

 

[Smellycat]

Isn't this the plot of a case from Apollo Ace Attorney?

 

[dramatis]

How do you recognise a pair of your own pants hanging off a balcony? Were they custom designed? If I saw a pair of my boxers hanging off a balcony the most I would think is 'that person must shop at the same place I do'.

Have you seen the examples?

It seems like they have some pretty unique underpants in China, I can see where someone might recognize her own underwear if the patterns were this atrocious. Nobody else would buy them lol

 

[MrToughPants]

Impressive but he failed to individually seal them in ziplock bags to keep the scent, amateur.

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal

 

[Meffer]

Real life Happosai?

Fuck that old fuck. I hate him so much.

 

[KahooTs]

That's extremely impressive, the world is lucky he wasn't born a little farther down crazy road in serial killer territory.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Because he was silky smooth.

We're done here.
Close the thread lmao

 

[zeemumu]

Crazy that she knew that it was her underwear. If I saw my boxers hanging by a dorm window I'd just assume that they had the same pair as me.


A literal panty raid.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

How do you recognise a pair of your own pants hanging off a balcony? Were they custom designed? If I saw a pair of my boxers hanging off a balcony the most I would think is 'that person must shop at the same place I do'.

Same thought I had.

Also, which poor policeman had to count up all the underwear to determine there were more than 10K? Did he get to like 7,658 and his co-workers were like "C'mon let's go get a beer!" And then he comes back the next morning and has to start again because he forgot where he was.

 

[ShyMel]

This is really creepy. Women shouldn't have to worry about putting their clothes out to dry, only for them to be stolen by some stranger who will then wear them.

 

[Tuck]

Just occurred to me how fucking weird it is that that was on Spongebob.

Like the swearing episode, it was one of those things where I wondered how the heck they were allowed to put that on tv for children.

Not that I'm complaining.

 

[SilentRacoon]

Because he was silky smooth.

For a brief moment. I wouldn't cut this guy any slack, he was a a serial drawer, this is nothing short of disgusting.

 

[Zantetsuken]

"prolific panty thief"

 

[Strike]

.

 

[Pagusas]

I'm so glad to see other Ranma viewers exist

 

[Gordon Shumway]

And someone had to count that shit lol..

 

[ironcreed]

Jesus, lmao.

 

[badscooter]

Hey, Kasuga-kun...

Props to the Happosai poster too, but I had to give a shout out to a fellow KOR fan.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

WOW. lots of questions are flooding my mind.

I wonder what the dirtiest pair was he stole.

I wonder what was the closest encounter he had to ever being caught by the woman.

I wonder if he would wear the garments

this is very perplexing for a friday morning

 

[RandomHopeInc]

Why dont these people ever just buy them?

Spoiler

Vending machine?

 

[The Albatross]

Well, guess that gaffer never fired his perv employee

 

[Makonero]

Wasn't there a gaffer who kept panties from his exes and posted a picture of them on here?

 

[pigeon interrupted]

Looks like they finally got their hanes on him.

It was an uphill sloggi even though it was a brief investigation.

Glad they knicked him.

Spoiler

m sorry

 

[SilentRacoon]

Well, guess that gaffer never fired his perv employee

He actually became his partner.

 

[N7.Angel]

Wtf lol, some people are just too much XD