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[Dagless M.D.]

(shamelessly stolen from SA)

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

Download the trial of Real Lives. It's a Life simulator, and its unbelievably addictive.

Right now I'm a Chinese 26 year old ex-con drug addict, it's a barrel of laughs

 

[xabre]

Yes I played this before. I got someone from Congo, got a disease and was dead by 25.

 

[Dagless M.D.]

Cummon people, the game rules

 

[Ecrofirt]

I was a chinese woman named Zhuo Lin. I died at age 69 of cancer.

 

[Ferrio]

I"m a 12 year old girl, and just got sexually abused by my mother.

 

[golem]

72 years old
A major fire has hit Russia. 4 people have died and 22,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Executed by government security police.

 

[Ferrio]

I can't seem to invest, can anyone else?

 

[ManDudeChild]

57 years old
Died at age 57 from a heart attack.

My character was a total asshat. Making babies and robbing.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

I can't seem to invest, can anyone else?

type in the dollar amount in the top middle box

 

[radios shipping overview]

Hey, this sounds a lot like GRIOT(tm).

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0425130215/002-2854770-5316859?v=glance

 

[MrPing1000]

been playing this for a few days now, best so far was my stock exchange millionare who died at 105

 

[Ferrio]

Hmm now I'm a gay female indian artist.

 

[Mejilan]

No screens?

 

[Ferrio]

Well my poor lesbian indian artist just died at 78. It was a good life, got lots of money in the stock market (million+) and went through like 30 lovers.

 

[Wellington]

"My girlfriend Alma has been cured of syphilis."

Ahahahahahahaha.

This game is so fucking addictive.

 

[Ferrio]

hah

<Mike_Works> i'm born in bumfuck africa
<Mike_Works> i re-start
<Ferrio> haha
<Mike_Works> born in bumfuck africa
<Mike_Works> so i start a new one and edit it to be canada
<Ferrio> that's cheating
<Mike_Works> "You were born in Edmonton, Canada"
<Mike_Works> "Your mother's name is Julia, your father's name is Gary"
<Mike_Works> "They have named you James"
<Mike_Works> "You have died from asphyxia at 0 years"
<Mike_Works> wtf is that

 

[Jason]

I was rejected by my first crush, Dabir Hacini. The bastard.

 

[ManDudeChild]

my character had its first child at 15.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I'm a gay 14 year old Turkish boy who is also an alcoholic.

This game owns.

 

[Date of Lies]

I'm a 27 year old fat american loser who has no real friends and that has never gone out on a date.




EDIT: Oh...this is about some game...

 

[DopeyFish]

omg wtf.

i'm like, ok let's have a kid!

"Sorry you're infertile"

so im like... shit! Adopt a child!

next year my wife gets pregnant... i'm like you whore! i tell her to have the child and the program crashes

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

Well I made it to age 90 with over 3 million dollars in the bank and 7 children. By the end my whole goal was to outlast as many of my children as possible...

Damn diabetes.

 

[CavemanLawyer]

The game won't let me have children...

Keeps on saying error when I choose to have the child.

 

[Ferrio]

I died of diarrhea.

 

[videogamer]

The game won't let me have children...

Keeps on saying error when I choose to have the child.

Yeah it's one glitchy program. But yeah... life in those third world countries suck.

 

[fart]

man fuck. this game killed my night.

i keep building up these huge net worths in bonds and land but then i die before i can enjoy it. meanwhile my kids turn out to be fucking punks.

 

[videogamer]

man fuck. this game killed my night.

i keep building up these huge net worths in bonds and land but then i die before i can enjoy it. meanwhile my kids turn out to be fucking punks.

yeah what the heck is with all the kids marrying hicks (junkyard scavenger?!? wtf) and getting bad grades.

 

[fart]

i wish the game had a button to tell your kids that you wish you'd aborted them

 

[Pattergen]

This game rules.

I just died of a heart attack in Brazil at the age of 63 (a year after I got married).

Goin' to LA now.

 

[BioFan]

Name Pai Qi-chao, male from China, hainan. Died at age of 97 from stroke...Have lots of money in my bank, I guess my wife gets to spend them all...damn it.

 

[BioFan]

81 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Clarita Jimenez.

We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Clarita is not ready for marriage.

82 years old
My girlfriend Clarita has uterine cancer.

83 years old
Clarita and I are now engaged..

My girlfriend Clarita has died at age 84 from uterine cancer.

84 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 71,710 pesos.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Dolores Ibanez.

We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Dolores has died at age 78 from Chagas disease.

85 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ana Valenzuela.

We've begun seeing each other.

86 years old
Died at age 86 from a stroke.

LOL

 

[Spiritreaver]

I tried this, it had it's fun appeal at the start, but this is one of those games that for some reason after an hour or so I just get into this destructive mood and feel the need to do ever "wrong" I possibly can and see how screwed up things turn out to be. I've done this with just about single Simulation game I've played. Maybe it's just too real for my tastes? :S

Anyways, I started out as an Indian female. Who was raped at 19 (never explained who did it) and didn't get married until her 30s (I had no clue how to do it. ). Lived her life as a farmer and had 4 children one of which was adopted. Yeah, and uh her family got hookworm about once every other year.

Then I got bored and made a man in Tulsa, Oklahoma with max stats to see how long he lived. 99 years., he even went out of retirement and back to work at 97 as a scientist (@_@), but then became "too old" to work and was forced to scape up money to live off of for 2 years until his death.

 

[Crispy]

This gets boring real quick, I'm 31 years old now and just clicking to see what my sister will churn out this year, she's had at least twelve children by now. Meanwhile I am very intelligent and can read well, but can't get into college.

 

[mrmyth]

I"m a 12 year old girl, and just got sexually abused by my mother.

Explains the hentai fascination.

 

[sprsk]

boooooooo

I was a 48 years old african garbage man and i died in a stupid traffic accident.

 

[Doth Togo]

Quote:
81 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Clarita Jimenez.

We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Clarita is not ready for marriage.

82 years old
My girlfriend Clarita has uterine cancer.

83 years old
Clarita and I are now engaged..

My girlfriend Clarita has died at age 84 from uterine cancer.

84 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 71,710 pesos.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Dolores Ibanez.

We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Dolores has died at age 78 from Chagas disease.

85 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Ana Valenzuela.

We've begun seeing each other.

86 years old
Died at age 86 from a stroke.

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LOL.