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Returnal Review Thread (PS5)

DeepEnigma

Gold Member
I know what a vibrator feels like. Can't knock it till you try it right. It's quite funny because I have 3 snakes, so I have handled overfed rats of mouse size recently and quite often.
Where they hapticful, you snake charmer you?

eyebrows flirt GIF by Hayley Kiyoko
 

Kuranghi

Member
I think I'm gonna sell (baw)Sackboy to get this, I split up with my coop partner just after I got it, my flatmate doesn't want to play it with me and I don't find the gameplay nearly as fun on my own unfortunately even if I love most everything else. Exact same as SM3DW really.

Sounds like I'll have a great time with this one and I just realised I don't need these PS4 copies of games that are in the PS Plus Collection now, like God of War, Spiderman and FF XV.

There's no point in keeping them apart from the reason of "its better to keep physical games just in case", right?
 

Maxwell Jacob Friedman

leads to fear. Fear leads to xbox.
I don't think they hate the game. As stupid as this sounds, it seems a few people are mad that other people are laughing at some crazy political commentary in a review.
Which they should its a dumb quote, problem is they are part of the alphabet mafia and thats a no no on resetera to make fun of them regardless of how absurd that quote was and bans are prob now coming
 
So who else has glanced at metacritic average and read none of the reviews!?:messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_tears_of_joy:

I know I have lol.

To be fair I will watch some video reviews later
 
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GymWolf

Gold Member
So why Era hate the game?

One of the developer is republican?

Misogymnastic? Lack of LGBTQ representation? Transphobia? Cis white male or something? SJW? Mm?

Let us know
A lunatic bitch reviewer wrote a review with some bizarre politic analogies and a shitload of people quoted the article to laugh at her.

turns out she\her\we\ivan drago is a trans activist with more pronouns in her twitter account than stars in the sky so they closed the topic to probably ban everyone who talked shit about the rainbow gendered cunt.
 
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Jaysen

Banned
Yep, another preview mentioned what I just said. Plus from my own experience.
Once you get past the 3rd boss, you can start from the 4th level
It isn’t saving your current game though. If you have some non-saveable items or upgrades, they’re gone when you quit the game. It’s just arbitrary difficulty for the sake of it. They’re doing it so people can’t save scum, which is fucking dumb. If someone pays 70 dollars for a challenging game and wants to rob themselves of the chance to play a hard game, let them. And also let the rest of us, who don’t have hours at a time to game, save our current progress.
 
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Airbus Jr

Banned
A lunatic bitch reviewer wrote a review with some bizarre politic analogies and a shitload of people quoted the article to laugh at her.

turns out she\her\we\ivan drago is a trans activist with more pronouns in her twitter account than stars in the sky so they closed the topic to probably ban everyone who talked shit about the rainbow gendered cunt.
People on Era are always notorious to grow tits and penis at the same time and love to suck it 😋😄

Id say lock the crazies there
 
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SSfox

Member
i get what you mean. what im say is just plan ahead. if are going to sleep you know when to stop. for what i heard you die a lot in this game, at some point you'll be like yeah that's enough. you can pause the game to take care of your child and if the system decides to reboot tough luck.
what im saying is not hard to get where you were in rogue games at least in this one you don't have to fight the same bosses like in hades.

your complaints are valid. I'm just throwing my opinion out there


shelll be back.
They can solve this thing easily by doing quick save just like in Dragon Quest. You have the normal save, and then you have quick save that you can use/save no matter where you and then the save got delete when you load it.
 

SlimySnake

Flashless at the Golden Globes
what a disgusting forum where everything is politicized and where toxic, mentally unstable Twitter warriors with an agenda can crowd out actual discussion
Now they are trying to kill review threads lmao.
resetera.com/threads/review-threads-on-this-site-have-largely-existed-to-hurl-abuse-at-writers-why-do-we-still-allow-them.417789/

the mods locked it so sanity has prevailed so far but i really fucking hope they kill review threads. We would get a lot of gaffers (hopefully only the normal ones) back if they did.
 

Banjo64

cumsessed
His credibility on all things gaming are burned

He might have deleted the tweet, but those are his words
He’s got no credibility left. Proved himself to be a huge charlatan when he stated as fact that the Gold pay wall was going to be scrapped, but later said ‘hurr durr that was just like, my opinion man’. Well, you didn’t present it as an opinion you fucking muppet.
 

Kokoloko85

Member
It isn’t saving your current game though. If you have some non-saveable items or upgrades, they’re gone when you quit the game. It’s just arbitrary difficulty for the sake of it. They’re doing it so people can’t save scum, which is fucking dumb. If someone pays 70 dollars for a challenging game and wants to rob themselves of the chance to play a hard game, let them. And also let the rest of us, who don’t have hours at a time to game, save our current progress.

It saves your weapon upgrades, story information and story items. And your progress when you beat a boss.

There isnt that many non savable upgrades? Or items? Items are randomly generated, so you only keep the whats given to you. Your secondary attack/defence items are randomly given to you. And you lose them when you die like rogue like games lol

Its not arbitrary for the sake of it... You just cant save in the middle of a level. You have to beat the boss
 

Unknown?

Member
Now they are trying to kill review threads lmao.
resetera.com/threads/review-threads-on-this-site-have-largely-existed-to-hurl-abuse-at-writers-why-do-we-still-allow-them.417789/

the mods locked it so sanity has prevailed so far but i really fucking hope they kill review threads. We would get a lot of gaffers (hopefully only the normal ones) back if they did.
Glad I have them blocked at the router level. :D
 

skit_data

Member
He’s got no credibility left. Proved himself to be a huge charlatan when he stated as fact that the Gold pay wall was going to be scrapped, but later said ‘hurr durr that was just like, my opinion man’. Well, you didn’t present it as an opinion you fucking muppet.
Yeah, his credibility as an ”insider” came into question due to that.

Then he became a guy that simply had opinions and takes.

Now he has completely burned that credibility too. Quite an accomplishment, considering opinions are not even arguable in the same way facts are.
 
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