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[Soriku]

Diamond Dongs

lmao

 

[NeonBlack]

When do you hear quiet's song

 

[Krappadizzle]

I will be ashamed of my deeds.

 

[Duraigo]

Kaz: The director sent you to her back door for only the tip, but you're going even deeper!

Spoiler

I'll stop...

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

So that's where solid snake got his name from!

 

[Toxi]

So that's where solid snake got his name from!

Poor Liquid.

 

[Akiller]

"he's coming too?"

 

[Hylian7]

Jim Sterling review when?

This.

Paging Jim Sterling.

 

[Sou Da]

This.

Paging Jim Sterling.

Already sent him the tweet.

 

[SuperInuit]

Diamond Dongs fucking slayed me
brazzers parody writing staff stays winning

 

[-Deimos]

I'm ashamed now, all according to Kojima's master plan.

 

[Taruranto]

Diamond Dong. Sneak Eater. 69.69.

Well, they seem to know what they are doing, at least.

 

[SuperÑ]

What's the target audience for this?

 

[Breakage]

So a Snake was punished?

 

[Fried Food]

I'd rather jerk to one of the those porns that uses the ingame models

 

[dh4niel]

Snake Beater.

 

[Loomer]

Buttwhy.gif

Fixed that for you.

 

[K.Jack]

"That's a good snake eater."

They did research.

 

[itsbenoclock]

Hahahahaha.

The Phantom Peen though, 'peen' just makes me think 'small'

 

[Anung]

Is Peter North still working? I'm thinking Liquid Snake.

I got all the recessive jizz!

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

Hahahahaha.

The Phantom Peen though, 'peen' just makes me think 'small'

The Phantom Wang would have been better. I don't know why Porn Parody titles always miss the mark.

 

[13ruce]

Lmao!

 

[combat102]

posting in goat thread

 

[Mivey]

Unlike MGSV, this one has a real ending.

A real climax, even.

 

[cryptosporidium]

BOSS GET DOWN, its a hung D

He's coming too? Roger that

underated post

 

[Kaizer]

I LOVE TO SCISSOR! 69!!!

 

[FarFromAnyGame]

OMG the cringe!

 

[chrisPjelly]

What's the target audience for this?

The same audience as the Phantom Pain

Spoiler

 

[TannerDemoz]

I think everyone in this thread is forgetting the beauty of

Metal Gay Solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12z8-Ybq-E

 

[barneystuta83]

 

[slightconfuse]

Quite a bit of production. Values for this

 

[Jingo]

Damm the quiet actress doesnt even have the proper tits to play the role.

Koooojiimaaaaa!

 

[flipswitch]

I'm still holding out for Scat Eater. Seems no one wants to make it.

 

[Haunted]

Better writing than MGSV, better acting than MGSV, less convoluted story compared to MGSV.

Superior.

:bow Brazzers

 

[DAHGAMING]

Maybe they can finish the Half Life story for us?

 

[ponpo]

They're going to end up doing a Nier one aren't they.

 

[Sou Da]

I think everyone in this thread is forgetting the beauty of

Metal Gay Solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12z8-Ybq-E

The GOAT

 

[Possumowner]

No words...😱

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

I'd make a sex joke but MGS is one big sex joke already.

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

I assume this is a spiritual successor to Castlevania: Erotic Violence.

 

[rikichi]

okay, i need to change my user name to diamond dongs

 

[DAHGAMING]

A real snake eater haha

 

[AndersK]

Like you hardly need to change a thing for this to work:

"The world calls for wetwork, and we answered. No greater good. No just cause."

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my dong... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've got... the semen I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our cum!"

"Kaz, i'm already covered in semen"

Spoiler

Wheres my cut, Brazzers?

 

[CriterionDog]

I will definitely be ashamed of my words and deeds after this one

 

[Danis Saur]

 

[Corpekata]

They're going to end up doing a Nier one aren't they.

I'd wager that's a huge no. Even if the sequel ends up selling many more times than the original, it'll still be a minor blip on the radar.

 

[Acquiescence]

I will definitely be ashamed of my words and deeds after this one

More like your curd and seeds.

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

Thread of the year!

 

[Funyarinpa]

Maybe they can finish the Half Life story for us?

Who wants to watch a porn about erectile dysfunction?

More like your curd and seeds.

Lmao

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Unlike MGSV, this one has a real ending.

lmao