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Added to my watchlist 👀

 

[luulubuu]

You've been in a coma for... quite some time. Yes, yes, I know. You would like to know how long. I'm afraid there are... nineteen inches.

Surreal how easy is to transform actual quotes from Metal Gear into porn scripts

 

[Korosenai]

"She's a real snake eater"... i'm done

 

[Taruranto]

You've been in a coma for... quite some time. Yes, yes, I know. You would like to know how long. I'm afraid there are... nineteen inches.

Surreal how easy is to transform actual quotes from Metal Gear into porn scripts

I wonder if they did a Resident Evil one too.

I bet the script would work pretty well for porn.

 

[StayDead]

The NSFW trailer is a severe letdown after the SFW one.

 

[Officerrob]

I'm betting she won't be so...Quiet

 

[Samanosuke Akechi]

"I'm still in your cream,,,, snake eater"

 

[luulubuu]

I wonder if they did a Resident Evil one too.

I bet the script would work pretty well for porn.

Enter the Survival Porn

Jill Valentine: Barry, aren't you supposed to be in the other wing?
Barry Burton: I know, but I found this pills! they are really powerful, especially against living things!
Jill Valentine: Thanks Barry!


Albert Wesker: I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men.

lol the last one is a real quote from the game

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

I wonder if they did a Resident Evil one too.

I bet the script would work pretty well for porn.

"Welcome to the family son" has a lot of applications.

As do "I hope this isn't Chris' blood" and "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIS"

 

[deriks]

Unlike MGSV, this one has a real ending.

#fuckKonami

 

[Fried Food]

Will there be a paz+quite scene. paz is 18 right?

 

[sanhora]

I think everyone in this thread is forgetting the beauty of

Metal Gay Solid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U12z8-Ybq-E

This is the real deal.

 

[RedAssedApe]

is that supposed to be obama

 

[tcrunch]

Found some clips from this parody:

imo the production value is actually commendable, it looks a lot like the actual game.

 

[RedAssedApe]

porno has better explanation as to why quiet is dressed like that

 

[Zee-Row]

Porn has changed.......

 

[ShockingAlberto]

if only Kojima could give these women backstories, then it wouldn't be porn.

 

[jabuseika]

"Turns out she's a real snake eater"

 

[liquidtmd]

I wonder if they did a Resident Evil one too.

I bet the script would work pretty well for porn.

"Almost ended up a Jill Sandwich...Nom nom nom"

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

"Turns out she's a real snake eater"

LOL!!!

 

[LordKasual]

Spoiler

ive been waiting for this

 

[renzolama]

They're going to end up doing a Nier one aren't they.

 

[Lashley]

They're going to end up doing a Nier one aren't they.

I doubt it

 

[D1renegade]

Thread needs more gifs

 

[giancarlo123x]

Unlike MGSV, this one has a real ending.

So funny and God damn true.

 

[Catalix]

Well.

That's a thing.

Almost amazed it took this long.

Kept you waiting, huh?

 

[VibratingDonkey]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple worm gets stuffed into flap-jaw space.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Enter the Survival Porn

Jill Valentine: Barry, aren't you supposed to be in the other wing?
Barry Burton: I know, but I found this pills! they are really powerful, especially against living things!
Jill Valentine: Thanks Barry!


Albert Wesker: I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men.

lol the last one is a real quote from the game

"This is the ultimate lifeform *unzips pants revealing a less than impressive schlong* Tyrant!"
*chris starts laughing*
"chris...stop it"
"Wesker, you're pitiful"

Man it basically writes itself with the original dialogue intact.

Just need Barry walking in on every scene "WHAT IS THIS?!"

 

[LinkSlayer64]

"This is the ultimate lifeform *unzips pants revealing a less than impressive schlong* Tyrant!"
*chris starts laughing*
"chris...stop it"
"Wesker, you're pitiful"

Man it basically writes itself with the original dialogue intact.

Just need Barry walking in on every scene "WHAT IS THIS?!"

Inb4 Jill Sandwiches
... And Jill Spitroasts

 

[Drewboy64]

Will we feel ashamed of our words and deeds when we discover Casey Calvert's backstory?

 

[Kuksune]

Can't wait for Jim's review of this!

 

[BumblebeeCody]

You're supposed to be "Quiet"!

 

[Meffer]

"He's cumming too?"

 

[Jaguar Victory]

"Turns out she's a real snake eater"

Playas gonna play

 

[BumblebeeCody]

Can't wait for Jim's review of this!

Is this what Jim Sterling meant by #FucKonami?

 

[fastmower]

That first post.

 

[Aselith]

Holy shit, they put the goddamn sex number right there in the frequencies, the absolute madmen!

 

[DeathPeak]

No "Sahelanthropuss" joke yet?

 

[iMax]

 

[Mman235]

When Quiet goes down on you she will make you feel proud of your words and deeds.

 

[Alienous]

When Quiet goes down on you she will make you feel proud of your words and deeds.

"I'll give you some real vocal cord parasites"

 

[Magwik]

 

[Domaje]

.

 

[Golnei]

They're going to end up doing a Nier one aren't they.

There's clearly a demand for it; as well as an easily-followed template.

A shame they won't have the budget or artistic drive required to truly do the concept justice - maybe Japan's industry will come through.

 

[EdmondD]

Pleasured Snake.

 

[Bishop89]

Pleasured Snake.

There certainly will be

 

[IvorB]

Amazing. Bless the porn industry!

 

[Betty]

sfw trailer link

Superior SFW trailer

 

[Beerman462]

Unlike MGSV, this one has a real ending.

Is it happy?

Spoiler

thatsthejoke.gif

 

[Quintin DM]

Kind of surprised this hasn't happened already