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[Badabing]

Clip how was your show with Fear Factory and Adva? Did you get my PM at Opa-Age?

 

[Alucard]

This thread gets two fingers up.

 

[Belfast]

Stop spending your time on GAF talking about this girl. Go get her, she's telling you she wants you. Maybe not for actual sex yet (seeing as she's a virgin) but she definatly wants some sort of action.

Also, don't be a fucking jerk to her.

Spoiler

FHUTA

I started reading this and then I looked at the poster and I was like "wait I know that guy" and then I felt dirty for reading it. Great advice though. I'd follow it if I didn't already follow it.

Hmmmm yeah, I guess I should've thought about that. You don't know my gf, though, but if you ever meet her, I guess it would be pretty awkward. :x However, I do know you, and at least one of your ex's, and I don't know if anything happened or not, but well....I guess we're on equal footing here.

 

[Mama Smurf]

someone report Lil Dice to the police QUICKLY!

Haha

 

[Diablos]

...

 

[sasimirobot]

Oh yeah. I just remembered, my girl was clipping my nails for me the other day (yes, asian girls will do this for a man if they like them, cook/clean/smile, it might seem like some cliche but its true).

Wonder what she had in mind?

 

[Cubsfan23]

(Assuming that your talking about the PC muscle near your penis which is the main factor in how fast you cum in bed)

Let me just say that PC exercises could be very beneficial, but only if you use your PC muscle properly. There's really no point in doing PC exercises unless you know what to do with your PC muscle during sex. If you squeeze it during sex, you'll cum faster.

Using your PC muscle the right way takes practice. The only way to practice is to "edge" during masturbation... which means bringing yourself really close to climax, and then STOP WANKING and squeeze your PC muscle intensly so that you don't ejaculate. You have to do this a lot, but with enough practice, you'll eventually be able to have "dry" orgasms (You don't ejaculate, but you still orgasm... you're penis doesn't go soft after dry orgasms, and you can keep screwing the chick for at least another 30 minutes). I've mastered this technique through a lot of trial and error (and admittedly, many a blown load), but now I can please women quite well. It's pretty cool knowing that you're pleasing your woman more than any other guy knows how, especially when you go 40 minutes with a rock solid erection on her and the whole time she's loving every minute of it.

Anyway, don't take my word for it. Look it up. There are many forums on the internet that talk about this very same stuff I'm telling you, and if you keep with it, you'll find that it's a life-long benefit. I know it sounds odd hearing this for the first time, because the truth is there's a very small group of people out there that know about this technique/what the hell I'm talking about, so use it wisely. This is something that we nerds can keep to ourselves.

What's the first rule about Having Long Lasting Sex Club?

Don't tell anyone about Having Long Lasting Sex Club.

This book is a must-read for what you're talking about

 

[Mama Smurf]

Probably some toenail cake prank.

Aren't you the guy who used to be a male escort?

 

[darscot]

Oh yeah. I just remembered, my girl was clipping my nails for me the other day (yes, asian girls will do this for a man if they like them, cook/clean/smile, it might seem like some cliche but its true).

Wonder what she had in mind?

This is the most common major flaw in Asian women. Way to submisive. You don't get a women you get a servent. Drives me nuts I need a little fire in a women. A good scrap from time to time.

 

[sasimirobot]

Probably some toenail cake prank.

Aren't you the guy who used to be a male escort?

Yes, I was a male escort in Tokyo. Thanks for remembering.

Toenail cake prank What is that?

 

[clipunderground]

Clip how was your show with Fear Factory and Adva? Did you get my PM at Opa-Age?

Our show kicked a shit load of ass. Tons of people where there, we met all of Fear Factory and we played an amazing set. Long Story short, the manager will be placing us on bills with national acts much more often, our fan base is steadily growing, and the potential for many good things happening for us is great. I really couldn't ask for anything more. I'm just loving my music life lately.


Thanks for asking btw. I'll be updating my site in a few days with pics/news etc. I'll post some show pics here when I get the chance.

As for the PM, I haven't logged into Opa Age in a few weeks. I'll go check it out.


EDIT: I have no messeges in my PM box on Opa. You may want to send it again. Or PM me here.

 

[sasimirobot]

This is the most common major flaw in Asian women. Way to submisive. You don't get a women you get a servent. Drives me nuts I need a little fire in a women. A good scrap from time to time.

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=4782

Dont let your guard down. Asian women are not submisive at all, but there are "roles" that get played out between men and women in Asia.

There wasnt the sexual revolution that is so lauded by American women to ruin shit around here. Lets keep it that way...

 

[darscot]

I'm mainly speaking from experience in Japan. They maybe loping of units in Thailand but the Japanese girls tend to be great sexually but a bore socially. That's why all the Gaijins line them up 10 deep.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Yes, I was a male escort in Tokyo. Thanks for remembering.

Toenail cake prank What is that?

It's where you put nails in a cake and make people eat it, watching their throat getting all shredded up. It's hilarious!

I thought you were, it made the topic even more confusing. I think it's just because your writing is so polite, makes you come off as really innocent. Not something you'd expect from an escort.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Also try doing this with two fingers, alternating 1, 2, 1, 2 (in other words, not just moving both at the same time).

OMFG

the first girl I ever fingered I did that move too (i didnt know what I was doing) and afterwards she was kinda *phew* you sure youve never done this before.


I never knew why she said that untill now

 

[MrPing1000]

Also try doing this with two fingers, alternating 1, 2, 1, 2 (in other words, not just moving both at the same time).

Me no understand, is there an instruction video?

 

[LakeEarth]

The trick is to do things a dick can't. Wiggle, wobble, move two fingers at different rates, etc.... and pay attention to what works, but don't just do it over and over again. Unpredictable = good.

 

[Badabing]

This book is a must-read for what you're talking about

I have heard about that book, and I have been thinking about picking it up. Have you read it?

 

[Greekboy]

The "art" of fingering girls #1

OMG. LMAO. *shakes head* *fingers twat*

 

[Wellington]

The "art" of fingering girls #1

OMG. LMAO. *shakes head* *fingers twat*

 

[Cubsfan23]

I have heard about that book, and I have been thinking about picking it up. Have you read it?

I have read most of it, hell I should go to the bookstore today and buy it so I can focus on it.

 

[Greekboy]

No sweat. I havent actually studied under that guy

LMAO. You really kill me sasimi me luv.

*pictures Master Mantak Chia (sexual Taoist) with his penis out during class*

 

[Socreges]

This thread gets two fingers up.

 

[etiolate]

One technique isn't just the key. I've found each girl is different and you have to 'learn' them.

 

[sasimirobot]

LMAO. You really kill me sasimi me luv.

*pictures Master Mantak Chia (sexual Taoist) with his penis out during class*

That would be like the shortest class ever.

 

[levious]

yeah, not to mention some girls are stimulated vaginally, some clitorally (is that a word), some both, some not at all.

 

[SFA_AOK]

Helps if your girl knows what she likes. My last serious girlfriend played with herself (even had a vibrator) and knew what she wanted. She showed me the first time and - that was it, bingo bango bongo. Her previous boyfriend paid no attention to what she said, thought he knew best. Silly!

 

[clipunderground]

LOL

 

[Mason]

OMFG

the first girl I ever fingered I did that move too (i didnt know what I was doing) and afterwards she was kinda *phew* you sure youve never done this before.


I never knew why she said that untill now

Are you sure you understand what I'm saying to do? I was given that tip by a friend and girls definitely like it.

Anyway, it's pointless regardless. Fingering is a waste of time. Just eat her out.

 

[sefskillz]

I understand the motions, but as far as water/cum shooting arcs across the room I have never seen it myself.

Apparently they have to learn how to do it, but it makes for ridicuously incredible orgasms for them. Theres a section of porn dedicated to girls that can do this, try looking for some stuff with Cytherea in it, chances are you'll be able to see this in action.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Are you sure you understand what I'm saying to do? I was given that tip by a friend and girls definitely like it.

Anyway, it's pointless regardless. Fingering is a waste of time. Just eat her out.

I don't know if I'd agree. The buildup can definitely work its way for some people.

 

[Gek54]

I dont know if I should be embarrased by this or not but my first shot me right in the eye. For about 30 seconds I was totally freaked out.

 

[Mama Smurf]

You should do both at once, finger and go down. I've never yet heard of a girl who doesn't love that, and their noise levels always increase whenever I add a finger to going down on her.

 

[sefskillz]

You should do both at once, finger and go down. I've never yet heard of a girl who doesn't love that, and their noise levels always increase whenever I add a finger to going down on her.

iawtp, even working the finger during intercourse can have nice results.

 

[sasimirobot]

Playstation pleasure

Talk about a home entertainment center

For this, you need a Playstation, a vibrating controller and a Metal Gear Solid CD. Use the vibration test in the option menu of the game. Insert the edge of the controller to your ***** or clit, test the vibration and enjoy!

the following is not work safe!



http://www.letsmasturbate.com/women/index.shtml

Women are strange creatures indead...

 

[Mason]

Why do people argue about this stuff? There's no one right way to do everything or some specific thing you have to do. Everyone is different.

 

[Alucard]

The "art" of fingering girls #1

OMG. LMAO. *shakes head* *fingers twat*

So yeah, when are we hooking up again? Friday works for me.

 

[shuri]

"Yes, it is an old kungfu technique! Very common in asia! Yes"

(Assuming that your talking about the PC muscle near your penis which is the main factor in how fast you cum in bed)

Let me just say that PC exercises could be very beneficial, but only if you use your PC muscle properly. There's really no point in doing PC exercises unless you know what to do with your PC muscle during sex. If you squeeze it during sex, you'll cum faster.

Using your PC muscle the right way takes practice. The only way to practice is to "edge" during masturbation... which means bringing yourself really close to climax, and then STOP WANKING and squeeze your PC muscle intensly so that you don't ejaculate. You have to do this a lot, but with enough practice, you'll eventually be able to have "dry" orgasms (You don't ejaculate, but you still orgasm... you're penis doesn't go soft after dry orgasms, and you can keep screwing the chick for at least another 30 minutes).

God damn, and i thought my ..internal cabling.. was glitching. It was regularly happening to me. I was somewhat worried about it too. I thought some shit downthere was fucked up. The gf really enjoyed those glitches tho . That must be how those male porn star do it. They can control that muscle at will then.

 

[Jim Bowie]

One night, after a night of hardcore snuggling (because snuggling takes balls, man), a girl gave me a book on learning how to finger. It was for basic trumpet manuevers, but I wonder if she's telling me something...

 

[Saint Cornelius]

And remember people: if you're filming the act, in the U.S.A., four fingers = legal; five fingers, = illegal.

 

[RevenantKioku]

And remember people: if you're filming the act, in the U.S.A., four fingers = legal; five fingers, = illegal.

Wait, what now?

 

[Jim Bowie]

And remember people: if you're filming the act, in the U.S.A., four fingers = legal; five fingers, = illegal.

What? That can't be true! What will they ban next, gay marriage?

 

[Saint Cornelius]

honest to god! go google adam glasser's legal woes, or something like that.

seymore butts did all five fingers in "tushy girls" and got busted in the state of California for obscenity. i do believe he won it though.

 

[Fusebox]

Is that the Lisa Lashes?

Posting at GAF??

Naaaah...

 

[Jim Bowie]

honest to god! go google adam glasser's legal woes, or something like that.

seymore butts did all five fingers in "tushy girls" and got busted in the state of California for obscenity. i do believe he won it though.

Who busted them? The Decency in Pornography group?

DiP member: Your new film, "Cum guzzling bitchezzz 3: Up dat azz" is too explicit. We demand that you show less spread eagle 4 guys on one girl shots and more girls shaking their ass on the dance floor, possibly topless."

Porn director: Come again, grandma?

 

[RevenantKioku]

Porn director: Come again, grandma?

And then she did.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Who busted them? The Decency in Pornography group?

Hey, man, look at the guy who runs C.A.P.

 

[Grubdog]

I have learned some great tips on fingering in this thread, but I still feel like a noob when it comes to eating girls out. Any tips for that guys? I've never done it before, is it just straightforward sucking, kissing, using your tongue? Should you use your tongue? Fast motions, slow motions? In circles? Up and down, left and right? All of the above?

 

[BlackSalad]

I've been doing this with my girlfriend ever since we've "started" that kind of stuff, only problem is my fingers start to get tired after a while. ACK

 

[Saint Cornelius]

I have learned some great tips on fingering in this thread, but I still feel like a noob when it comes to eating girls out. Any tips for that guys? I've never done it before, is it just straightforward sucking, kissing, using your tongue? Should you use your tongue? Fast motions, slow motions? In circles? Up and down, left and right? All of the above?

As the late, great Sam Kinison once said: do the alphabet with your tounge. You really can't go wrong with it.