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[Fuz]

I’d rather own a Stadia!

Easy now.

 

[jufonuk]

Reskinned ouya
With extra bulkshit. What could go wrong

 

[Umbasaborne]

Lol how about fuck off

 

[SoloKingRobert]

lol

They are shitting themselves for possible Lawsuits...

 

[Tarin02543]

Reminds me too much of polonium.

Also, I’m one of the few gamers that do not understand Web 3.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Is Tommy Tallarico CEO?

 

[Kataploom]

NFT consoles, ah OK? Metaverse, NFTs blockchain games, I don't get any of this shit and I'm not interested in getting it.

Basically no one is, only those wanting to get money from it, the rest of us is already good enough without that shit, the only ones I've seen saying it's the future outside that group are those that can't have their own opinions or else they'll implode or whatever. This console is just a perfect representation of why that happens, see how you're supposed to get one, goddammit

 

[Sleepwalker]

Absolute trash lmao

 

[Captain Toad]

The console seems stupid. I don’t see an issue with the logo though.

 

[MegaBustet]

I'm very curious to see the first game on this thing. If one ever actually comes out on it.

 

[ManaByte]

Some made up mineral you mine for crafting in video games.

 

[DaGwaphics]

These three lines are just *chef's kiss* perfection.

Anyone dumb enough to pre-order this 100% deserves getting scammed.

I can see them spending a lot in RnD on that, I mean they are going to have 10,000 potential customers.

 

[nkarafo]

I'd rather catch Polio.

 

[Esca]

Move over ouya, we got a new big loser moving in

 

[Shifty]

Now where have I seen this before...

Oh of course, that "There's a lot of misinformation about matched betting out there, let me explain" gambling ad that's been plastered all over reddit for months.

Same fraud energy.

 

[OmegaSpirit32X]

Great, I can't wait to buy a sledgehammer and destroy every single one of these in sight.

 

[Spaceman292]

This reads like a parody.

P.S.

Video games are in the past, man. In the future people will just want a plastic box that you can type your credit card number into.

 

[The ninja farmer]

This will be great for the world, gamers and console owners. Totally not a scam and well worth every buck they claim it will cost (or earn you)

Said no one ever

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

Reads like a scam.

 

[Ev1L AuRoN]

Let Butters explain to you NFTs...

 

[Shtef]

 

[Smasher89]

I feeel like the Ouya will be a success compared to this one, but I guess it has it market, 3 people that still buys the scam that NFT is.

 

[Atanascovich]

Web 3 games are basically early 2010 mobile games. We just play it in the browser. Maybe this can give people a push to make web 3 games a little more complex. NFT in games it's not too crazy, think of it as pokemon cards, amibos, collectables. You buy a character, a item, play them sell, trade,collect. Some games you can play for free or spend like 5 dollars. Don't know why gaf is so angry about nfts, you pay, play, get some fun, maybe 0.00001% chance you make money with it. It's just normal gaming.

 

[Skifi28]

"you don't understand how this works"

I have to question any businessman whose main audience does not understand what they are trying to sell them or why they should care.

 

[chromhound]

Nintendo right now

 

[Slicker than your average]

I still have no idea what nfts are no matter how many threads I see them.

How can you make a console out of a digital con.

 

[FrozenFlame]

 

[K2D]

Polium sounds like a desease.

Polonium-210 will melt the flesh off your bones..

 

[CeeJay]

I hope this sells at least some pre orders

 

[DGrayson]

You probably can never turn it off and its constantly mining.


EDIT - Wow I missed this - "Despite Polium’s admission that only four people are working on the hardware, it also claims that the console will be capable of 8K HDR at 120fps and ray tracing."

 

[Amin_Parker]

Damn the Gamecube had a sick logo.

Sometimes I wish that Nintendo would bring it back but I honestly love to Switch brand so much that I'm okay with them focusing on the Switch brand but don't get it twisted I do believe the GameCube logo and it's brand is very intriguing and lovable.

 

[Daytonabot]

This reads like a parody.

P.S.

EOS as in Epic Online Services? Birds of a feather... can kiss my ass together.

 

[BlackTron]

I'm picking up a real Ouya vibe here. I really hope that NFTs crash and burn.

More like the Phantom gaming system. At least the Ouya came out.

 

[01011001]

I’d rather own a Stadia!

I'd rather buy a new in box OnLive mini console

 

[ManaByte]

You probably can never turn it off and its constantly mining.


EDIT - Wow I missed this - "Despite Polium’s admission that only four people are working on the hardware, it also claims that the console will be capable of 8K HDR at 120fps and ray tracing."

Has anyone seen Trip Hawkins?

 

[newtypepilot]

lol knowing Nintendo, a cease and desist letter has already been sent regarding that logo.

this is ouya 2.0 lolol

 

[UnNamed]

Definitely not a scam.

 

[IDKFA]

Despite Polium’s admission that only four people are working on the hardware, it also claims that the console will be capable of 8K HDR at 120fps and ray tracing.

LAMO. 21st century snake oil.

 

[nowhat]

Despite Polium’s admission that only four people are working on the hardware, it also claims that the console will be capable of 8K HDR at 120fps and ray tracing.

LAMO. 21st century snake oil.

There was an image of Pong posted earlier of the thread. And in the off chance this will ever materialize, I'm fairly confident that Pong could be rendered at 8K/120fps, in HDR, with optional blackjack and hookers.

(Which is to say, pure specs in themself mean fuck all. Also, I have no hope for this to actually turn into a physical product, but my popcorn stash is ready.)

 

[ManaByte]

There was an image of Pong posted earlier of the thread. And in the off chance this will ever materialize, I'm fairly confident that Pong could be rendered at 8K/120fps, in HDR, with optional blackjack and hookers.

(Which is to say, pure specs in themself mean fuck all. Also, I have no hope for this to actually turn into a physical product, but my popcorn stash is ready.)

I've heard Abandoned is a launch title for this.

 

[Impotaku]

Anyone dumb enough to pre-order this 100% deserves getting scammed.

Lets be real here, if they are already into NFT's they are gullible as hell and easily suckered into been scammed again & again.

 

[Jeeves]

I just saw someone calling this "Twouya". Brilliant.

 

[German Hops]

 

[Aenima]

"- Bro, i went to the doctor and i have bad news. I got Polium.
- Oh shit, what level?
- Polium One"

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[Knightime_X]

OUYA, BABY! Can't wait to fall for this scam!!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I'd rather trim my toenails with a meat cleaver

 

[Korso]

It has been a while since I've had one of those laugh-so-hard-you-fart moments. Thanks Polium!

 

[saturnalian]

Edit

 

[Barakov]

The 4 'developers' a couple months from now