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The living hell of a man who orgasms 100 times a day

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Dalek

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The living hell of a man who orgasms 100 times a day

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Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse.
Dale Decker is a 37-year-old husband and father of two who suffers from an uncontrollable condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, Barcroft Media reports.
He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back and was on his way to the hospital. Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

“It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live,” Decker added. “There’s nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good — you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on.”

Decker says the intense episodes have taken an extreme toll on him and his family. He is afraid to even leave the house because evidently no place is safe from his excessive ejaculation.
“If you’re in public, if you’re in front of kids — it’s disgusting and it can break you real fast,” he told Barcroft.

“It happened to me at the grocery store and when it was over, there were around 150 people looking straight at me — why would I leave the house when something like this can happen?”

But Decker ultimately realized that his wife, April, 33, and two sons, Christian, 12, and Tayten, 11, are the ones who have to put up with most of the problems from his pelvic issues.
“We really struggle right now as he is unable to work and supply for his family and I feel like all the strain is on me,” April said.

But what hurts most for April is that even though her dearly beloved suffers from endless orgasms and constant erections, he is unable to satisfy her in the bedroom.

“It’s really upsetting, we don’t do things that man and wife should do and we argue over things that should not be affecting us,” she said. “Because he sometimes has episodes at night, we took the decision to sleep in separate beds.”

“That can be very frustrating,” an emotional April added. “You want the comfort from another person, particularly your husband, but we don’t have that.”

Decker agrees that his problem has rendered him useless when it comes to having sex, something that makes him feel very guilty.“Occasionally we will [have sex], but it’s very frustrating for both of us as this condition has left me unable to finish,” he said. “I’ve tried reading about it, tried going to doctors, but nobody can help me — I don’t know what I’m going to do. I just want to get my old life back — I just want to get back what this condition has taken from me.”

Dr. Dena Harris, a gynecologist in New York City who has mainly worked with women who suffer with PGAS, believes Decker is in dire need of help and should do everything he can to try to fix his problem before it leads to something worse.“It’s clear Dale is really suffering and I’m sure there are some people who will say that this is just in his head,” she told Barcroft. “But it’s not — it’s a serious medical condition and I just hope he gets the help he so desperately needs."

“Being aroused can be a wonderful thing, but this is not like arousal, it’s not even sexual,” Harris added. “It’s a horrendous spasm and it can be terribly painful. Suicide is always a concern when people suffer from this condition — they feel like they have no other way to escape it.”
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BeatResetsTheWorld

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AbsolutBro said:
No, no it does not.
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Yeah, I don't know ANYONE who would assume this would be remotely a good thing. Even more than a handful and you start getting into uncomfortable territory

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”
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Holy shit...this is hypothetical...right?
 
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Kodeman

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At first glance I wondered how bad it could really be. That bit about the funeral though....

Damn.

This guy needs help.
 
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BobLoblaw

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“We really struggle right now as he is unable to work and supply for his family and I feel like all the strain is on me,” April said.
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I read that as "stain."

But what hurts most for April is that even though her dearly beloved suffers from endless orgasms and constant erections, he is unable to satisfy her in the bedroom.
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Damn.
 
PAULINK

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I microwave steaks.
I feel bad but at the same time when I read the part about the grocery store I couldn't help but to hear this.
 
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RoySFNR

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I laughed at first but felt really bad pretty much straight after that.

Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.
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That was unnecessary.
 
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Sapiens

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Does he have to wear a diaper all the time? That would suck pretty bad. Having to wear a diaper for all of your cum.
 
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Paskil

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Is he at least going downtown? There are ways to have a semi-healthy sexual relationship without actual intercourse. Regardless, sounds awful.
 
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Zombine

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Imagine taking something you enjoy, then do that 100 times every day for the rest of your life. This guy is a slave to his dong. That's horrible.
 
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Borgnine

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He is afraid to even leave the house because evidently no place is safe from his excessive ejaculation.

“It happened to me at the grocery store and when it was over, there were around 150 people looking straight at me —
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It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?
 
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Ace Harding

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You could have surgery to disable the production and elimination of semen I suppose. But jeez what an awful condition. The embarrassment and stigma on top of the discomfort must be terrible.
 
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Brian Griffin

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Poor guy. Seems like there has to be some surgery he can have. The slipped disk obviously caused it and the nerve that triggers orgasm is in the lower back I believe so I would think it would be easy to track down. Even if they had to remove his ability to get aroused and orgasm I don't think he would mind.
 
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Brian Griffin

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Borgnine said:
It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?
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When you orgasm you muscles tense up uncontrollably. He can probably be quiet but has little control over the muscle contractions which would cause people to take notice.
 
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ampere

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Sounds like a nightmare. 5 is already too much for a day... 100 wtf.

Sounds as ridiculous as that guy who would get drunk off eating bread. Like how is this actually a real thing
 
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