I tried to take this thread seriously and I really feel bad for the guy, but it's seriously impossible not to laugh when stuff like this gets posted..
I'm actually surprised so many people are finding this humorous. I seems very painful and embarrassing. His life is pretty much ruined.
The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.
And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.
I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.It's not that difficult to just be kind of quiet is it? Or is he like ARGHHHHHH DROPPIN FUCKIN LOADS as a huge wet spot appears on his khaki pants every single time?
I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.
For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.
The video is just so over the top and corny it really makes me question that shit. I mean if you're having 100 orgasms a day you'd think by now he'd be able to fucking contain his reaction a bit. Instead every "bout" is met with him falling to his knees and groaning like he just pumped his first load into a porn star.
And why even come out about it? There's clearly no cure, him announcing this isn't going to help the .000001% of humans who might have this condition. I get that the guy is embarrassed and states he can't participate in his kid's activities but it's not like you have to announce to the other parents "HEY EVERYONE JUST A QUICK HEADS UP I HAVE A CONDITION WHERE I ORGASM RANDOMLY, SO JUST DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME IF I START BUSTING A NUT OK? OK, THANKS". Just fucking tell people you have back problems or something if you're going to go down to the ground every time you have an attack.
I must be an insensitive prick because when he says "the orgasms, they just keep onnn coming" then shakes his head i started laughing, Sorry but he's really not selling me on this being so terrible.
i think he's faking cause when he orgasms he super sells it. he falls on his knees and spazzes out. i know if i had it i probably would be like "uuuh" then get pissed off. i wouldnt fall on my knees
I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.
For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.
It's so unintentionally hilarious at times. If it wasn't real it would be a comedic masterpiece.I must be an insensitive prick because when he says "the orgasms, they just keep onnn coming" then shakes his head i started laughing, Sorry but he's really not selling me on this being so terrible.
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it's a pretty funny one. the only funnier condition would be getting hit in the groin by a football 100 times in a day.
i think he's faking cause when he orgasms he super sells it. he falls on his knees and spazzes out. i know if i had it i probably would be like "uuuh" then get pissed off. i wouldnt fall on my knees
I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.
For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.
I guess I'm the only one who got the reference? Though I only read the first two pages.
For those not in the know, there's a pornstar who yells this when he splashes a girl's face. Google the phrase. It's kind of his signature and it's hilarious.