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The Nintendo Party (aka The Folder Incident) (bka Backstabbo in the Cabo)
- Thread starter BuddyC
- Start date
Someone explain the "2002 AlphaSnake" please.
Heck, I have my own 2005 AlphaSnake as it is... dude gets all gung ho to cover companies, tells us to "get writing," then doesn't do jack crap for his own site and spends the last day in LA riding around in a hot car. Plus, he checked out of the Comfort Inn in downtown LA because it was beneath his standards and he was afraid of the locals.
Not to mention, asking me at the Sony press conference to explain to him what the red covering on his sandwich wrap was.... "ummm... a tortilla... it's... a ... tortilla." That kinda broke my brain.
Heck, I have my own 2005 AlphaSnake as it is... dude gets all gung ho to cover companies, tells us to "get writing," then doesn't do jack crap for his own site and spends the last day in LA riding around in a hot car. Plus, he checked out of the Comfort Inn in downtown LA because it was beneath his standards and he was afraid of the locals.
Not to mention, asking me at the Sony press conference to explain to him what the red covering on his sandwich wrap was.... "ummm... a tortilla... it's... a ... tortilla." That kinda broke my brain.
Kabuki Waq
Member
mosaic said:
well from the looks of it he doesnt get to do much of that (eating) either.
har har har. btw you write for him?
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Buddy, I like this forum but sometimes.....I miss the dead bodies.
You know what you gotta do.
You know what you gotta do.
Jumpman Jr.
Member
the year 20XX said:
Your name is totally selling me on Mega Man 2!
Mr. Blonde
Member
In 2002 everyone saw Alphasnake for the first time and saw that his arms were about 2 inches thick and that he was a total dork.
:lolhuman5892 said:
BuddyC: "You were supposed to show up and cover the tab!"
Folder: "Slipped my mind. Tell you what I'll do. Tomorrow, we'll have a GAF meetup at the same bar. I'll pay for the tab. I'll lend you my movies. And you'll hear news about a new Game Boy that's more powerful than a thousand suns."
Kabuki Waq
Member
it doesnt take this long to write a fucking paragraph response, just ban his ass and anyone who was defending him.
How about we do some replies for him, and he can just pick one? That'd save some time, and I'm sure he's reading the thread. I'll go first with number one
1) Hi, Folder here. I'm very very sorry it all went Pete Tong. Buddy C, please PM me with your preferred way of paying and how much it all came too, and I'll sort you out in a few days. I'm pretty sure Rob will understand and cover the bar costs, but thats my problem.
sorry again, and hope you at least all had some fun at my expense - even the great and the good fuck up sometimes
Next year if I organise something I'll pay BuddyC or someone in advance just in case.
Sincerely, Folder
Anyone want to do a number 2?
1) Hi, Folder here. I'm very very sorry it all went Pete Tong. Buddy C, please PM me with your preferred way of paying and how much it all came too, and I'll sort you out in a few days. I'm pretty sure Rob will understand and cover the bar costs, but thats my problem.
sorry again, and hope you at least all had some fun at my expense - even the great and the good fuck up sometimes
Next year if I organise something I'll pay BuddyC or someone in advance just in case. Sincerely, Folder
Anyone want to do a number 2?
mrklaw said:How about we do some replies for him, and he can just pick one? That'd save some time, and I'm sure he's reading the thread. I'll go first with number one
1) Hi, Folder here. I'm very very sorry it all went Pete Tong. Buddy C, please PM me with your preferred way of paying and how much it all came too, and I'll sort you out in a few days. I'm pretty sure Rob will understand and cover the bar costs, but thats my problem.
sorry again, and hope you at least all had some fun at my expense - even the great and the good fuck up sometimes
Sincerely, Folder
Anyone want to do a number 2?
2) Hi I f*cked you guys good... all you can do is piss and moan about it while I screw my hot wife! Spong forevah!
DarienA said:
3) Hey just hold on for a few more days, I just heard a rumor from a reliable source that Rob is going to cover the bar tab and host a huge GAF apology party at (insert unknown hotel in New Mexico) and all are welcome!
P.S. BuddyC please bring your credit card along again just in case.
Cheers, Folder
Great King Bowser
Property of Kaz Harai
djtiesto said:
I'm a UKer, and I know who Pete Tong is, but I just assumed it was Cockney rhyming slang. :lol
Kobun Heat
Member
Yeah, me too. Is there some hidden meaning other than the rhyme?
4) Sorry I wasn't there, blokes, but Rob and I were attending a secret Nintendo meeting that evening. Inside sources say that Nintendo is releasing an even newer and better-er Game Boy thingy, really! Of course, they didn't say that at e3, but inside sources tell us to wait for Spaceworld. I've seen things that I can't actually confirm that I saw, but I can tell you all about other stuff that I can confirm will happen, because someone else told me about it. Like the MS/Nintendo joint venture console. Or the release of Halo Reloaded at the launch of the 360. Or a flash upgrade for the DS that brings the 3D graphics up to the PSP level. REALLY! We've got secret insider sources.
I figured you'd rather have this information than me at the meet, right?
I figured you'd rather have this information than me at the meet, right?
JackFrost2012
Banned
5) *continued silence*
Mermandala
Member
6) Foldley Moore (Arthur): Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Sir boutrosinit (Hobson): I'll alert the media.
Foldley Moore (Arthur): Do you want to run my bath for me?
Sir boutrosinit (Hobson): It's what I live for.
Sir boutrosinit (Hobson): I'll alert the media.
Foldley Moore (Arthur): Do you want to run my bath for me?
Sir boutrosinit (Hobson): It's what I live for.
^ :lol
7) Oh goodness.... mmm, so much goodness.... suck it....
It may take several days to RESOLVE the issue, but an explanation (or something close to it) can be given in under a minute. So, I'm baffled. But it should be interesting once it comes, since with the information provided, nothing short of saving a retirement community from a terrorist attack is going to absolve him from guilt.
7) Oh goodness.... mmm, so much goodness.... suck it....
It may take several days to RESOLVE the issue, but an explanation (or something close to it) can be given in under a minute. So, I'm baffled. But it should be interesting once it comes, since with the information provided, nothing short of saving a retirement community from a terrorist attack is going to absolve him from guilt.
the year 20XX
Member
Jumpman Jr. said:
I'm totally doing a good thing!
I'm a good person!
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
Mermandala said:
I hope you know that if I meet you, I will torture and kill you.
Love and kisses,
Evil Dan
Can I explain what happened to everyone? Folder has taken tons of shit from gaming age in the past, Folder decides hey.........I'll set up a fake party and make up the name of some fake Nintendo PR rep to screw these guys over. He tells you guys a name and place, for some reason you have no way to get in contact with him and Folder is laughing his ass off all night long doinking his woman in his hotel room that night. The only explanation is the one I've just posted, he did it on purpose to get a little revenge on gaming age and his plan went perfectly.
The only question is why would he show his face around here even if it's just one post? Hit the bitch with a perma and ban anything with the name of his site in it. You will never get an explanation because he did it on purpose......
The only question is why would he show his face around here even if it's just one post? Hit the bitch with a perma and ban anything with the name of his site in it. You will never get an explanation because he did it on purpose......
Chittagong
Gold Member
:lol approaching 20.000 views already, this thing is probably more popular than Spong
Gaybrush Threepio
Member
Nintendo were going to come and fund the night out on Monday, but unfortunately we had to go to another event, Folder should have told you or footed the bill himself, but unfortunately for whatever reasons he didn't do either. I don't really know him very well so it's not for me to say - but on behalf of Nintendo, again we apologise.
WasabiKing
Member
Well GT, that's nice of you to do that, although it really seems to me that's it's not your fault.
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
Kobun Heat said:
No.
A - he a DJ schtupping a once saucy radio hostess
B - his name is cockney rhyming slang for 'wrong'
C - The AIDS song in Team America makes me laugh every time. Here are some lyrics:
Everyone has AIDS, AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS. AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS. AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS, etc...
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Maybe the ante should be upped? Maybe if Folder doesn't post, Boutro gets the boot as well? What do you guys think?
Kabuki Waq
Member
Wellington said:
YES!
Duck of Death
Member
Wellington said:
Splendid!
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
Note to self - don't stick up for friends in future on an internet message board, when friend is regular whipping boy and doesn't do diddly to clear up his own mess.
Kabuki Waq
Member
boutrosinit said:
more like
Note to self - dont make friends who are bastards.