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[Master Of Illusion]

Four babies got herpes from ‘oral suction’ at their circumcisions

At least four infants have contracted herpes in New York City after undergoing a circumcision rite involving oral suction.

forward.com

Spoiler

This is revenge for the period thread.

 

[Son Tofu]

Yea, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard about the Jewish people.

I don't know how anyone could buy into a religion that allows some rando to suck baby dick.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Just eating it now, actually! Eating some chicken broccoli alfredo pasta. Mm mm, good!

 

[Elektro Demon]

Lol what the hell?

rite in which the ritual circumciser, or mohel, cleans the circumcision wound by oral suction.

I knew about circumsision and cuting of the foreskin but I never knew about the sucking part. That's some weird stuff.

 

[Gargus]

Yea, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard about the Jewish people.

I don't know how anyone could buy into a religion that allows some rando to suck baby dick.

I can't even get past the whole "some invisible guy says this is what you need to do with your life because it's real God damnit, our invisible guy is more real than all the other invisible guys others believe in around the world. He is right well.......because I say so!"

That right there is enough to make me go running to facts, reality, reason and rationality. I don't need baby dick sucking to tell me any religion is something to stay away from.

 

[Son Tofu]

I can't even get past the whole "some invisible guy says this is what you need to do with your life because it's real God damnit, our invisible guy is more real than all the other invisible guys others believe in around the world. He is right well.......because I say so!"

That right there is enough to make me go running to facts, reality, reason and rationality. I don't need baby dick sucking to tell me any religion is something to stay away from.

Can't disagree with that.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[lil puff]

Oral suction.

I totally misred this at first.

 

[ScarletSpider]

Yeah I had it around 8am

Spoiler

i work overnights and on my days (err, nights?) off my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked, hence lunch @ breakfast time. Figured I owed the thread a little context.

 

[triplestation]

I'm thinking what to eat

 

[Breakage]

Wtf. A man sucking the penises of babies? That is child abuse. How is this ritual even allowed to happen?

 

[-Arcadia-]

Yes! Pizza!

I don't need baby dick sucking to tell me any religion is something to stay away from.

Wait, where am I?

 

[Nymphae]

Sounds like anti-semitism to me.

 

[TrainedRage]

I keep hearing Joe Rohan talk about this. I didn’t want to look into it because.... Gross.

I think it’s an outdated practice and we shouldn’t be mutilating boys genitalia.

And yes I’m circumcised. But I kinda wish I wasn’t.

 

[Nymphae]

And yes I’m circumcised. But I kinda wish I wasn’t.

I forget which comedian said it, I want to say Doug Stanhope, but there's this bit I love about how people are primarily choosing to mutilate their newborn children's bodies (they don't feel pain yet right?) for the sake of some unknown women dozens of years in the future who may find an aardvark icky to look at.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

I forget which comedian said it, I want to say Doug Stanhope, but there's this bit I love about how people are primarily choosing to mutilate their newborn children's bodies (they don't feel pain yet right?) for the sake of some unknown women dozens of years in the future who my find an aardvark icky to look at.

Pretty sure that doesn't include European women.

Or Hispanic women. Or Asians.

 

[President Evil]

Who does the oral suction? A man or a woman? And why the fuck is it even allowed? These babies are getting more action than me. God damn this cruel world!

 

[Cunth]

Dont mind me, just suckin dicks for GOD

 

[Son Tofu]

I w

Who does the oral suction? A man or a woman? And why the fuck is it even allowed? These babies are getting more action than me. God damn this cruel world!

The Rabbi (a dude).

 

[Nymphae]

I w

The Rabbi (a dude).

It's a mohel

 

[Elektro Demon]

Who does the oral suction? A man or a woman? And why the fuck is it even allowed? These babies are getting more action than me. God damn this cruel world!

According to traditional Jewish law, in the absence of a Jewish male expert, a woman that has the required skills is also authorized to perform the circumcision, provided that she is Jewish.

 

[Son Tofu]

It's a mohel

Better than a wart.

 

[President Evil]

Dont mind me, just suckin dicks for GOD

Girls should take that approach.

 

[zeorhymer]

So God told them to go suck a baby dick then cut it up? I wonder that even makes the remotest sense.

 

[President Evil]

So God told them to go suck a baby dick then cut it up? I wonder that even makes the remotest sense.

God is all knowing.

 

[Rentahamster]

So God told them to go suck a baby dick then cut it up? I wonder that even makes the remotest sense.

God works in mysterious ways, my son.

Now drop your pants and let me at that dick.

 

[Elektro Demon]

God works in mysterious ways, my son.

Now drop your pants and let me at that dick.

 

[Son Tofu]

Sounds like anti-semitism to me.

Thinking a custom within a belief system is archaic is not the same thing as being against a specific religion.

I really miss the days where slight criticism wasn't considered complete condemnation.