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[Klyka]

Reading through this reminds me why I want to have a Sex Ed thread here.

da peepee in da pagina

 

[Vyroxis]

Are you asking if a creampie is worth 18 years of child support?

More than 18 in some states. You can be forced to pay for college now also.

 

[Squalor]

THEN HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

You have to put it in her ear.

 

[Marvel]

This thread is killing me man.

 

[potam]

More than 18 in some states. You can be forced to pay for college now also.

If the state truly believes that college is a right, then perhaps they should...pay for it themselves?

 

[Aesius]

Reading through this reminds me why I want to have a Sex Ed thread here.

Not sure if the people talking about instant pregnancy from ejaculating inside the vagina are serious or not.

Probably half and half.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

http://youtu.be/9JojGpstBhQ?t=1m44s

 

[uberluigi]

Looks more like nutted but still fucking.

 

[Mango Positive]

It wasn't until I started trying to have a kid 7 years ago that I realized exactly how much money I wasted on condoms.

Still no kid, but we did go on a fantastic trip to Italy for our 10th anniversary. We just put the down payment on in-vitro fertilization. But yeah, no more condoms!

 

[Menome]

I've heard of this. But i have never heard somebody actually say it. A man that is.
Anyway, other things will probably fill the void, right?

You're not alone. I much prefer a handy J or full sex to a BJ. Whenever I'm getting head I just start to think "god I wish I was fucking right now instead".

Maybe all the girls i've been with just aren't very good at oral?

I just find the sensation extremely uncomfortable and unpleasant. As you say, hand or lady-bits action is just fine, so it's not like I'm over-sensitive down there.

Love giving it though, so my girlfriend's more than happy.

 

[Klyka]

Not sure if the people talking about instant pregnancy from ejaculating inside the vagina are serious or not.

Probably half and half.

I once came inside a girl and 5 seconds later my teenage son was screaming at me and slammed the door as he stormed out.

 

[Exr]

I always finish on the elbows. Im an elbows toes and butthole kind of guy.

 

[BUNTING1243]

Yeah, it's pretty great. Sex without a condom is usually better much better, if there isn't a risk of stds or pregnancy

 

[Klyka]

I always finish on the elbows. Im an elbows toes and butthole kind of guy.

I never knew how much I was into feet until...well i came on feet.

 

[uberluigi]

THEN HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

You have to pee inside her.

 

[ConradCervantes]

I'd like to creampie the bunghole, but my wife is against anal. I wish I could get her to try it just once.

It's fun. Vag feels better in my mind, but the thrill of putting the pee-pee where it doesn't belong can't be equaled. My girlfriend indulges me sporadically, but I have yet to sell her on my sex themed month of Anal April. She did laugh when I suggested May-nal.

 

[Squalor]

Looks more like nutted but still fucking.

But still butt-fucking.

 

[fluffydelusions]

cock party? cock party

 

[Arkos]

I'd like to creampie the bunghole, but my wife is against anal. I wish I could get her to try it just once.

She got turned off from it after I was too big for her

 

[OmegaSkittle]

On TeamPullOut even though my GF is on birth control. She reacts badly to the pill so she uses the NuvaRing.

I don't trust it as the few times I haven't pulled out there has been some scares....

 

[Ayumi]

them babies tho

Birth control pills!

 

[BFIB]

She got turned off from it after I was too big for her

What the hell were you doing with my wife!?

 

[ShyGuy0504]

I knew what this thread was about before I clicked on it.

Spoiler

I never have and I never will.

 

[fierrotlepou]

So basically you mean cumming inside of someone? Jesus man, I can't imagine having only had sex with a condom. If you're in a steady relationship: get rid of that shit.

 

[Always-honest]

I just find the sensation extremely uncomfortable and unpleasant. As you say, hand or lady-bits action is just fine, so it's not like I'm over-sensitive down there.

Love giving it though, so my girlfriend's more than happy.

Well, i have a similar thing with my nipples. Can't stand it when they get touched.
They don't add to sexy feels. Love playing with my girlfriend's nipples though.

To each his own. Good for your gf that you like to give. How is she with you not wanting to receive oral. Do some girls have oral cravings?

 

[studyguy]

Walked into this thread and was not disappointed or dissatisfied.

 

[Menome]

To each his own. Good for your gf that you like to give. How is she with you not wanting to receive oral. Do some girls have oral cravings?

She seems perfectly okay with it. I told her right at the beginning of the relationship and she's never tried doing it 'sneakily' or anything like that.

 

[Mistel]

There's a complete failure to understand the reproductive system in many posts, it's baffling to me lol.

I hope at least half aren't serious, otherwise I give up.

They must be I don't know how you can't understand how it works.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

It can get messy, especially if you're sitting down.

 

[kick51]

"Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babies?"

 

[Anoregon]

Well it has to come out some time, right?

how is babby forme?

 

[dark_chris]

It's mindblowingly amazing. Done it so many times with my gf at the time.
I'm sure you'll catch your break soon!

 

[Ayumi]

This thread is pretty softcore... Nice.

"Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babies?"

Nevermind.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

"Do you really have to pee in a girl's mouth to make babies?"

Me me want some chicken!

 

[uberluigi]

But still butt-fucking.

LoL

 

[DrFurbs]

This thread really makes me think that there should be a designated section on Neogaf for such inappropriate topics, hidden, away from society and children twelve years of age.

I concur. Some threads are just smh.

 

[BattleMonkey]

It feels great but messy as hell

 

[AlimNassor]

Wait, isn't a creampie when you cum inside them and then when it drips out put a pie under their vag to collect the cum?

 

[DoktorEvil]

dropping _____

 

[Kurdel]

Holy shit, what?

I never knew there were guys who have had sex multiple times, and have never ejaculated inside.

 

[Badosh]

Wait, isn't a creampie when you cum inside them and then when it drips out put a pie under their vag to collect the cum?

um.

yes?

 

[Stoze]

feels good man

them babies tho

it gets absorbed. frostmourne hungers

10/10 posts, laugh quota is filled for the day.

 

[kick51]

Wait, isn't a creampie when you cum inside them and then when it drips out put a pie under their vag to collect the cum?

pie gets old after a while, I've been using a Choco Taco lately and the misses loves it.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Also I hate the word creampie it's so...perverted

Also..delicious.

 

[kick51]

Also I hate the word creampie it's so...perverted

well, whatever you do, don't look up rosebud

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Wait, isn't a creampie when you cum inside them and then when it drips out put a pie under their vag to collect the cum?

I don't want to buy a goddamn pie every time I want to have sex

 

[jay]

You sound miserable.

You probably need a good creampie.

No thanks, they make my diabetes flair up.

 

[Salsa]

great, but I finish with a facial like 90 percent of the time lately

like if you like it and give me that option that's probably how I'm gonna go

I blame teenage years of porn

 

[Megapsycho]

Both me and the wife love it. I've had a vasectomy, so it's all worry-free for us now.