It's aight, but it quickly turns an orgasm into "omg get off me pls stop"
Oh god this gif lmao
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Oh god this gif lmao
GeordieMark
Member
Oh yeah,sure you haven't...
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Mods, this guy needs a tag: "Eats his semen."
What? I've seen movies. Guys bust in girls all the time, and then they just put their clothes back on or go to sleep.
Bread makes u fat tho just skip it
Hot Coldman
Banned
Yeah, this is a bizarre thread. If I understand the term correctly, almost all humans for almost all of history did this. Pornography has somehow gotten a basic act that led to every humans' birth renamed.
-COOLIO-
The Everyman
yeah, this part is key. otherwise wheres the creampie?
AlimNassor
Banned
No I don't. I've never ate my own semen, but, y'know i've seen a video on youtube about it. Apparently it is healthy for you.
Marvel
could never
If you haven't purposely eaten your own semen yet, you are absolutely going to do it sooner than later.
I've accidentally given myself a facial, but none entered my mouth
Daffy Duck
Member
Hah, I did that with an ex in a hotel suite with her parents in the other room. She had a pillow over her mouth to stop the squealing.
Well, you could "surprise" her.
fluffydelusions
Member
RandyBobandy
Banned
What if you could reach your own dick with your mouth. Then you could creampie yourself
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Is that because he's always talking out of his ass?
AlimNassor
Banned
If you were a Dolphin and you nutted in a girls face, it would blow her head off.
Girlfriend pointed it at my face once right before I finished and I ended up busting part on my face. Was like, time out, friendly fire. Can't say I've ever thought about purposely eating it though.
I was really surprised that OP was actually about sex and not some dessert pun.
Some girls get too nervous about it, even if they're on the pill.
Some girls get too nervous about it, even if they're on the pill.
I'm talking specifically about that guy because of everything he has said.
Daffy Duck
Member
Lol, when I was with my ex (one from the hotel) she got me to bust a nut over her ample chest once and then pulled me into her (squishing it like a sandwich filling between out bodies) and gave me a deep passionate kiss for about 5 minutes, I had to shower afterwards because it felt nasty in my chest hair.
LowParry
Member
Quietly she turned her gaze up, to look upon him with wanting eyes. The man was not sure if this was the end and yet when her hands cupped together in front of her, the display was rather angelic. The man froze in place, the end drawing closer with every anticipated breath. It was then, the woman came to smile, reaching back down behind her where the dresser rested against the side of the bed. The drawer opened with delicate fingers and yet the man could not draw his eyes away from her every action.
In that moment, the woman leaned over, only to put on what looked like...and eye patch? Hands lifted, cupped as is ready to receive something. Like lightning that flashed before the man, it finally dawned on him what was to be done. With a crooked smile and now closed eyes, the silent request was to be fulfilled. The air filled with passion, and with it left the remains in the woman's hands. It was finally time. Excitement quivered in the woman's arms. And when it finally happened, all but spoken words came that defined that very moment.
"All over my face" she exclaimed.
In that moment, the woman leaned over, only to put on what looked like...and eye patch? Hands lifted, cupped as is ready to receive something. Like lightning that flashed before the man, it finally dawned on him what was to be done. With a crooked smile and now closed eyes, the silent request was to be fulfilled. The air filled with passion, and with it left the remains in the woman's hands. It was finally time. Excitement quivered in the woman's arms. And when it finally happened, all but spoken words came that defined that very moment.
"All over my face" she exclaimed.
revelation:
the real problem is you not being all that good at bringing her there,
so here is my tutorial for you
1.- show her porn, with very very hot, nice, non-violent (NO ROSEBUDS!!!!) anal action
2.- DO NOT insert your fingers like it's a vagina, (For fuck's sake people, have some common sense), just massage the area with lube and spit, preferably while she does oral on you.
3.- rim her like the world will end tomorrow (if you think rimming ass is gross, you don't deserve any anal action from her, quite frankly)
4.- use the very best lube, don't go cheap on this.
5.- the most important part is to direct your hand towards her butt/hole every time she is doing whatever pleases her the most, and tease constantly with your cock claiming it's just that, a teaser, you won't push in (and do not!) and... go from there
6.- best of luck
1.- show her porn, with very very hot, nice, non-violent (NO ROSEBUDS!!!!) anal action
2.- DO NOT insert your fingers like it's a vagina, (For fuck's sake people, have some common sense), just massage the area with lube and spit, preferably while she does oral on you.
3.- rim her like the world will end tomorrow (if you think rimming ass is gross, you don't deserve any anal action from her, quite frankly)
4.- use the very best lube, don't go cheap on this.
5.- the most important part is to direct your hand towards her butt/hole every time she is doing whatever pleases her the most, and tease constantly with your cock claiming it's just that, a teaser, you won't push in (and do not!) and... go from there
6.- best of luck
Mister Wilhelm
Member
You don't get off on being dominated/degraded?
Cow Mengde
Banned
Why did click on this expecting it to be about food when I'm on neogaf?
You shouldn't be so naïve.
affleck1981
Member
Isn't number 5 a little bit off? I mean, you're basically advising him to do something to his partner that she has stated she doesn't want him to do!
Cow Mengde
Banned
No, I was under the impression it's to MISLEAD us into thinking the thread is about sex.
I'm on the same boat, but the first thing on my mind was food.
Aizo
Banned
That was my impression. I didn't know it was such a sexualized thing. It's nice. It's normal.
replace 5 with "go really slow" and yeah
Amentallica
Unconfirmed Member
This thread really makes me think that there should be a designated section on Neogaf for such inappropriate topics, hidden, away from society and children twelve years of age.
RabidTanooki
Member
They're where it's at.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Only managed to a few times, but it's been fucking glorious
Well it has to come out some time, right?
HHAHAHAAHAHHA
THEN HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
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