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juliushandle
Member
It's amazing. 9 months after tho...
That's technically busting on your girlfriend's mom, you dog.
I've also had people arrive at home unexpectedly. In my case my girlfriend stood up really quickly as the garage door opened while I was behind her. She hit me on the chin and caused me to bite my tounge really fucking hard. Shit hurt, 0/10 did not cum. Am not one for masochistic tendencies.
I know it will sound silly but "Creampieing" is, personally, a very romantic and personal thing.
I don't go CP'ing random hook ups or people I don't trust or care about.
and I don't care if they want to feel like the biggest sluts in the world, it's unsafe and I am not that much into them.
with a partner I have feelings for though, it is a must, I like marking my territory like that.
I don't go CP'ing random hook ups or people I don't trust or care about.
and I don't care if they want to feel like the biggest sluts in the world, it's unsafe and I am not that much into them.
with a partner I have feelings for though, it is a must, I like marking my territory like that.
giancarlo123x
Banned
Never did it. Always finished in the mouth. No mess.
TheContact
Member
Just find a girl that
1) doesn't have STDs
2) is on birth control
Then have fun. I've been having unprotected sex with my wife so long I couldn't go back to using a condom with her. Cumming inside a condom is not comfortable
1) doesn't have STDs
2) is on birth control
Then have fun. I've been having unprotected sex with my wife so long I couldn't go back to using a condom with her. Cumming inside a condom is not comfortable
Like most things sexual, its up to what you enjoy. I find it really hot, so whenever a girl I've been seeing for a while is on BC and allows it, I tend to go for it. Just something about it I guess, so hot.
I find it the same way. Its romantic to me too, which just makes it hotter.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Chicks complain about it though. But its pretty awesome.
Broder Salsa
Banned
It's all great, except for her when she has to go to the toilet and squeeze your cum out of her vagina.
my current gf doesn't use bc cause it makes her woozy or some shit so fuck y'all.
Eh, I've never taken sex as a particularly clean activity anyway. It all sort of comes with the territory. Then again you can always play in the shower or bath.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
It's pretty great bro
Stormhammer
Member
it gets absorbed. frostmourne hungers
Personally, I don't shit in there in the first place, but it's your call.
freenudemacusers
Member
a trip to the bathroom usually solves that problem
ConradCervantes
Banned
I dig it. Facials are dumb, I have never found anything attractive about the thought of my girlfriend with gobs of spunk dribbling down her chin and nose. Whereas a girl telling me she can still feel it leaking out of one of her holes is the hottest thing on earth to me.
Amentallica
Unconfirmed Member
My god, some of these threads lately.
How can you possibly enjoy sex if you worry about what's gross and what's not?
I've found women are infinitely more angry with you busting in their hair than any other place. Like it's doomsday if I accidentally get some in my girlfriend's hair. Shit's scary yo.
thelatestmodel
Junior, please.
An ex of mine had the arm implant thing, so we could do it all the time. She wouldn't have it any other way, it really is pretty great.
Lol, it is. The cream pie that never made it to the oven.
She always insisted she keep her bedroom door open. Never made sense to me.. But she said when her Mom comes home she immediately checks to make sure she isn't in her room with the door closed. Crazy, but if her door was closed the mom probably would have looked around the room and found me lol.
thelatestmodel
Junior, please.
Until she does that too hard and breaks your frenulum. Suddenly, it's the worst feeling in the world.
David Incorporated Esq.
Member
I mean is it really that bad for the girl? I was with a girl that seemed to get off on it.
AlteredBeast
Fork 'em, Sparky!
It truly is infinitely better. Why is she not on birth control?
facials can be hot but are oftentimes a waste of cum and messy,
that's why instead of having it splash everywhere, you should point into your SO's mouth, give them orders to keep their mouth wide open and deliver every drop there. IMO
see, another reason to follow my advice
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Bad news: That's where babies come from.
thelatestmodel
Junior, please.
Girls don't have to be on birth control.
AbortedWalrusFetus
Member
I been doing it to my wife for almost ten years, no problems. BC pills work bros. If she's on them go to town.
And O.P. doesn't have to leave the condom on.
Only to have your account hacked and stolen 9 months later.
AlteredBeast
Fork 'em, Sparky!
Obviously, but the advantages to all parties far outweigh the negatives. If you have insurance, it is like 4 bucks a month, less than a pack of pleasure-robbing condoms...
I'm not sure why but this post scared the shit out of me for like .5 seconds.
SovereignSnake
Banned
I have not laughed like that in a long time. Thank you.
Pai Pai Master
Banned
My girlfriend LOVES it. Like, I enjoy it but it's basically her favourite thing ever.
FalsettoVibe
Member
Its good stuff man. Sometimes the wife doesn't want to be messy though so I'll pull out. She says it sucks to sneeze or cough and some of the leftover jizz comes out.
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