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[speculawyer]

what exactly is "creampie"?

This. Does is just mean having sex?

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

This. Does is just mean having sex?

It's when you ejaculate inside an orifice without a prophylactic.

Edit: I've yet to experience one as well. I'm too safe.

 

[totowhoa]

I wish I had that problem >.>. I always wondered if there were any supplements I could take...or maybe a diet change.

Yeah, there are some things you can take. My fiance was on a supplement from her doc that would do this for males, but I never bothered taking any. It was either L-Arginine or L-Lysine... she's taken both in the past. I'm sure there are other things too.

But really dude, I can't imagine this is a negative to most women at all, though there are certainly kinkier girls out there who would dig more cum. Don't let porno hurt your confidence or self-image! If it's staggeringly abnormal amount less and that bothers you, try some supplements if it will help you out. Probably worth mentioning it to your doc the next time you're in for something else, too.

 

[Ashhong]

I didn't realize this was so uncommon. Whenever I had a girl that was on bc it would be creampies, except for once in a while when I wanted to cum on her face or have her suck me off

 

[Sketchbag]

Eh, it's not as cracked up to be.

 

[jossueinacoma]

I didn't realize this was so uncommon. Whenever I had a girl that was on bc it would be creampies, except for once in a while when I wanted to cum on her face or have her suck me off

Serious.

 

[RiccochetJ]

This. Does is just mean having sex?

Just means you cum inside instead of pulling out and squirting everywhere.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

To all those saying DON'T creampie because of possible pregnancy, are ya'll still doing the deed with no rubber? Just pulling out?

 

[Valnen]

To all those saying DON'T creampie because of possible pregnancy, are ya'll still doing the deed with no rubber? Just pulling out?

If you have a condom it's not a creampie =p.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

To all those saying DON'T creampie, are ya'll still doing the deed with no rubber? Just pulling out?

I would sometimes pull out, but I would mostly use a condom.

My last girlfriend was on birth control and I still didn't finish inside. Having kids is my worst nightmare.

Edit: I should clarify, if they're not on birth control I'm not going in without a condom.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

I think we need an OT or something. Keep the stories and experiences coming people.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

If you have a condom it's not a creampie =p.

fuck. i should go to bed lol

 

[Zukuu]

It's when you ejaculate inside an orifice without a prophylactic.

Edit: I've yet to experience one as well. I'm too safe.

What? I thought it means to come OUTSIDE. You know on various body parts....

If it means to cum inside, hell yeah. That's the best thing ever.

 

[Jharp]

They're a blast (lol) but I prefer not doing it in favor of either the tits or mouth. My girlfriend appreciates neither, however.

 

[I'm an expert]

Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.

 

[Rentahamster]

If you have a condom it's not a creampie =p.

Yesh. No feeling of your cock stirring up a mixture of warm jism and pussy juice, no sale.

 

[MrToughPants]

Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.

The expert has spoken.

 

[potam]

The expert has spoken.

but...

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

but...

You have terrible taste. your opinion matters not.

 

[t-storm]

Hah, I've got two because I cream pied when I should have pulled it out and shot it all over her.

If you think you want to creampie someone you aren't ready to marry or make a life with, just keep thinking about 18 years of child support. I just now got the first one paid off.

So inspiring!

 

[CaptainSlow]

It's amazing.

First post nails it.

I'd still rather cum on her face or in her mouth. My wife prefers it that way also

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

You have terrible taste. your opinion matters not.

what? You bang old broads who are menopausal.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Hah, I've got two because I cream pied when I should have pulled it out and shot it all over her.

If you think you want to creampie someone you aren't ready to marry or make a life with, just keep thinking about 18 years of child support. I just now got the first one paid off.

A coworker keeps talking about that. He has three: 2 girls and 1 boy. The oldest girl is off to College now and he's pushing hard on the remaining two with sports and shit like that. He's pushing hard to have their education be paid for by someone else.

 

[Nafai1123]

what? You bang old broads who are menopausal.

Haha oh snap.

 

[Timeaisis]

I love how there's a juvenile term for regular sex and we're all using it.

But yeah, it's better.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.

I don't know why but I trust this dude.

 

[rykomatsu]

Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.

That's called an oral creampie.

 

[SapientWolf]

They're overrated. Condoms are terrible during the race, but they're pretty nice at the finish line.

ask Devo

Better yet, ask Slayven

Do I even want to know?

 

[Aizo]

Walked into this thread and was not disappointed or dissatisfied.

Is this gif a euphemism?

 

[Valnen]

Yeah, there are some things you can take. My fiance was on a supplement from her doc that would do this for males, but I never bothered taking any. It was either L-Arginine or L-Lysine... she's taken both in the past. I'm sure there are other things too.

But really dude, I can't imagine this is a negative to most women at all, though there are certainly kinkier girls out there who would dig more cum. Don't let porno hurt your confidence or self-image! If it's staggeringly abnormal amount less and that bothers you, try some supplements if it will help you out. Probably worth mentioning it to your doc the next time you're in for something else, too.

Hey thanks! I'll look into that stuff.

 

[FkLA]

It's even better if you're the one receiving

 

[B-Dex]

What about when a girl cums on your penis? Or have you never had that happen either?






💅💅💅

 

[Ashhong]

Oh god my reaction too.



TIL.



I've been staring at it for a minute trying to figure out wtf happened.

Who is the girl in your avatar?

 

[JBourne]

What about when a girl cums on your penis? Or have you never had that happen either?






💅💅💅

Damn.

 

[Tablo]

*reads attentively

 

[sphagnum]

Feels ok.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....

 

[B-Dex]

Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....

But if you cream her then he gets to use your cum as lube and push it in deeper.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I prefer pulling out actually.

 

[Joeku]

Finishing in a girl is not a creampie, it's vanilla sex. A creampie is cumming inside a girl, having her spread herself, and shoving your camera up there to watch it drip out..and then uploading it on the internet.

Finishing inside a girl's mouth or ass is 100% more powerful/satisfying.

 

[red731]

Well, I've yet to creampie, but I have a thing for analingus(I must know she took a shower...preferably with me) and cunnilingus.

 

[FreeMufasa]

But if you cream her then he gets to use your cum as lube and push it in deeper.

Actually don't like that feeling. Don't get me wrong, I'm getting mines still but skeetin inside ain't always an option. Wrapping your hand around the back of her head then sayin "aight close your eyes" as you splash her face". Great

 

[potam]

Can you clarify if you're talking about cheating?

It's mufasa.

Yes.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Can you clarify if you're talking about cheating?

Yea but she's the one cheating. And no married chicks

 

[Vooduu]

Feels amazing tbh.

 

[B-Dex]

Re: cheating

Not my problem their partner doesn't satisfy.

 

[TheJLC]

Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....

Man... That's why I just say no when the girl has a man. I would hate for it to happen to me.

 

[Wiktor]

I never trusted girl enough to do it without condom aside from the first time (nothing could stop me then ).

I really need to get my little boys in couple sperm banks and just do vasectomy

 

[Vooduu]

Y'all need to get on facials. Especially when the girls got a man. Going back home to him knowing what she just let u do. Makes me vex just thinking bout it from her mans perspective....

That would be horrible to date a bitch like that. My conscience can't let me fuck a cheater.

 

[red731]

That would be horrible to date a bitch like that. My conscience can't let me fuck a cheater.

I like you. I too have this in my moral codex.