Last night in GTAV I was Trevor out on one of the small docks. Some girl in a skirt decided to call me disgusting or something and then go into classic GTA NPC Panic Mode, screaming and running away. Might have had something to do with the fact I was a hyper-running, super-jumping, explosive-round wielding asshole that might have been causing a "little" bit of ruckus.
Anyway, the perverted part now. Now I, playing the part (ahem) of real life angry nerd who resents women, chased her. Having the fast run code entered, this wasn't hard. If you've ever chased NPCs, you notice that sometimes they have superhuman abilities to run up mountain sides and whatnot. This was also the case here. Chased her up a steep incline above the ocean. Super jumped and landed in front of her, then landed an explosive punch (yeah, explosive melee attack code enabled too). Then she started comically, slowly sliding down the embankment toward the ocean, but stopped part way down. Then, the greatest thing ever happened: her legs were facing uphill, and the wind blew her skirt up. Seeing as how actual sex in this case wasn't going to be possible, I did the next best thing: I repeatedly blasted her vagina and asshole with my explosive pistol rounds, gradually nudging her down the hill to a sensible body storage area underneath the sea.
I don't regret double dipping this game to do all of the above in 1080p.
Oh, and another fun activity on any wood dock is to have flaming rounds enabled, then get as many as you can trapped on the end of the dock (pointing a gun and causing a panic is a good way to do that). Shoot one of them that is in front of the rest. When he catches fire, the dock starts burning too, and if it's close enough to the end of the dock with other people there, well, I'm afraid there's just no escape for those folks.
I am a terrible, terrible person.