DunDunDunpachi
Banned
So, before you label me a [brand]bot, hear me out.
[Company] is the only company that has [feature] according to [standards that vary from gamer to gamer]. Cry all you want, [other brand]ponies, but [Electronics company] has made it crystal-clear their [Branded architecture] has [a list of unique-sounding features that resemble something a sales-rep would say to customers].
And don't even get me started on the games! If [platform] is only going to be [github leaked number]-[out-of-context metric], all of the biggest thirdparty games like [shooter] and [sports game] will run like garbo. I hate to sound inflexible, but I really need my controller to have [minor variation on a decades-old design] or else I can't pull off any [combos/maneuvers/random button mashing].
Besides, [branded online subscription fee] is where all my [friends/schoolmates/social-media acquaintances] will be playing multiplayer!
(me irl, thought I looked [adjective], might delete later. haha yes girls can be gamers too)
[Company] is the only company that has [feature] according to [standards that vary from gamer to gamer]. Cry all you want, [other brand]ponies, but [Electronics company] has made it crystal-clear their [Branded architecture] has [a list of unique-sounding features that resemble something a sales-rep would say to customers].
And don't even get me started on the games! If [platform] is only going to be [github leaked number]-[out-of-context metric], all of the biggest thirdparty games like [shooter] and [sports game] will run like garbo. I hate to sound inflexible, but I really need my controller to have [minor variation on a decades-old design] or else I can't pull off any [combos/maneuvers/random button mashing].
Besides, [branded online subscription fee] is where all my [friends/schoolmates/social-media acquaintances] will be playing multiplayer!
(me irl, thought I looked [adjective], might delete later. haha yes girls can be gamers too)