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Makeup is amazing. Porn stars before/after.

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It's amazing how to this day people still think that is a unique sentiment.

Sure does feel like it. I'm always the odd man out when watching porn with my friends. they all like big breasted models, and I'm not getting turned on. It does nothing for me.
 

i-Lo

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I don't know if ugly is the word i'd use, just unattractive. She looks completely different.

With the makeup, i'd most definitely bang. Without, the thought wouldn't have crossed my mind at all.

LoL for me with make up I'd definitely bang but without make up I'd like to befriend her first and try and get into a relationship. My own insecurities perhaps make me feel threatened by women who look stunning in make up (who perhaps are also insecure without it).

It's a world full of masked people out there and just banging keeps façade/illusion intact.

Anyway, point is, I find Proxy Paige very cute.
 

Rich!

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Not really.

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Dana Dearmond looks hot no matter whether she has makeup or not.

Same for Jessie Andrews.
 

LordCanti

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Porn stars seem to age at twice the standard rate. The makeup gets thicker and thicker until the face just can't support any more.

I suspect drugs, he said sarcastically
 

Bombadil

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The makeup industry is the second biggest fraud perpetrated on humanity. I am so I angry I want to punch the girl who says maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline. What is her goddamn name?
 

i-Lo

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I am actually surprised to not see one of the more famous actresses, Sasha Grey. Given her facial structure, I would guesstimate she would be pretty attractive even without make up.
 

PAULINK

I microwave steaks.
I guess I should be thankful I have never seen any of these people, but I found some I need to look up... for scientific purposes.
 

LordCanti

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The makeup industry is the second biggest fraud perpetrated on humanity. I am so I angry I want to punch the girl who says maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline. What is her goddamn name?

The Maybelline spokeswoman tends to change every year or two.
 

SummitAve

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Less free drinks at the bar. If she's in sales probably less. Possibly passed over for a promotion depending on the job and industry. There's a lot more to makeup in terms of presenting oneself than people realize.

I feel like you'd have to be a naturally abnormal looking person for these to happen in which case makeup wouldn't really make a difference anyways. I definitely understand that there are societal pressures though, and it's not only a shame, but really unfair.

I just think back to some previous relationships where a partner would feel insecure in the morning because she didn't have any makeup on, and I would just want to get my morning boogy on, but noooooooooo, it has been drilled into her from such a young age that she thinks I'm going to be horrified of her natural face or something.
 

hym

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Porn actresses have faces?

On a more serious note.

DAMN!!

The STDs and meth are strong in these ones.

I don't buy those meth stories, I think there is only one drug widely used in the porn industry and that's Viagra. Junkies make terrible employees whatever they do.

If it does turn out the majority of porn actresses have a substance abuse issue I will need to reevaluate my porn consumption.
 

SummitAve

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I don't buy those meth stories, I think there is only one drug widely used in the porn industry and that's Viagra. Junkies make terrible employees whatever they do.

If it does turn out the majority of porn actresses have a substance abuse issue I will need to reevaluate my porn consumption.

I've smoked crazy amounts of weed with people in the porn industry.
 

BadAss2961

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LoL for me with make up I'd definitely bang but without make up I'd like to befriend her first and try and get into a relationship. My own insecurities perhaps make me feel threatened by women who look stunning in make up (who perhaps are also insecure without it).

It's a world full of masked people out there and just banging keeps façade/illusion intact.

Anyway, point is, I find Proxy Paige very cute.
Understood. Sometimes the more conservative looking girl is a bit easier to hang with and be around.
No Lisa Ann?

*whew*
I don't care what her face looks like. She can get it.
 

FyreWulff

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The makeup industry is the second biggest fraud perpetrated on humanity. I am so I angry I want to punch the girl who says maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline. What is her goddamn name?

Do you think a lot of women have naturally bald legs as well?

Better start writing letters to Gillette.
 

Brinbe

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That is some genuinely amazing work, because goddamn @ some of those 'transformations'. Some are naturally cute though.
 

wildfire

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I have no words.

You and me both. If I didn't see all the other transformations I would have a hard time believing this one.

It's really surprising that I've only watched 2 out of the 93 on this list and both of them are in my list of 13 out of the 93 where I don't see the makeup transformation as starkly different.
 

Lebron

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Ah, makeup. Pretty sure that's what they taught them in 5th grade when they broke up the boys and girls and had separate seminars.

All we got was deodorant
 
Oh man...that is a road you don't want to travel down. Aside from the top talent, Asian porn stars are haggard.

I know what dem JAV actresses look like w/o make-up. Talking mostly about the ladies stateside

Miko Sinz (now) with or without make-up....mmmmmm
 

Novid

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Do you think a lot of women have naturally bald legs as well?

Better start writing letters to Gillette.

Better make your letters to Proctor and Gamble. They own Gillette.

As for Maybelline, there owners (the French L'Oreal, since 1996) are working on Nanotech and has one of the largest patents in the world.
 
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