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[Trojita]

I would always see it mentioned in popular culture, but I don't get. I have wood and it goes back down, I don't experience any discomfort from not releasing.

Anyone else here that would have no idea what blue balls was if other people hadn't mentioned it?

Here is the wikipedia article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

 

[Menelaus]

A not having sex brag thread.

 

[youngplaya21]

I would always see it mentioned in popular culture, but I don't get. I have wood and it goes back down, I don't experience any discomfort from not releasing.

Anyone else here that would have no idea what blue balls was if other people hadn't mentioned it?

Here is the wikipedia article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

I'm with you OP. I thought it was just a term used for being shot down or something,...

 

[Fantastical]

I'm with you OP. I thought it was just a term used for being shot down or something,...

Yeah I was amazed when I learned it was an actual physical thing... I can't remember ever feeling pain from not releasing.

 

[Taco_Human]

I've only had it once, and ever since it hasn't happened since. Its real as day. You just have to be in one of those situations where a certain person keeps you nonstop hard.

 

[blame space]

they don't actually turn blue

 

[soundscream]

Yep never had it.

 

[Zwei]

My balls tend to stay black, so I can't say that I've experienced this blue balls phenomenon.

 

[mantidor]

I thought the blue balls thing was a completely fabricated myth.

 

[botty]

Yay us

 

[Dude Abides]

Been fucking for twenty years and never had it. But I said I did to get my HS girlfriend to give me BJs.

 

[Bladenic]

It's not from just getting hard and not ejaculating. It's generally from when you are hard for a while and are maybe close to finishing but then suddenly stop and don't get to. It also doesn't always happen, and varies for every guy.

 

[Silas Lang]

I think I experienced it once. Felt like I got kicked in the balls. Extremely painful. Never experienced anything like it again.

 

[RevDM]

The condition is not experienced by all males.[5]

The condition is not experienced by all males.[5]

The condition is not experienced by all males.[5]

The condition is not experienced by all males.[5]

The condition is not experienced by all males.[5]

The condition is not experienced by all males.[5]

You failed to read Article [5].

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Try edging bro.

 

[Jarate]

Blue balls fucking suck ass.

 

[Az987]

Isn't it more like when you're having sex or jerking off for a while and don't finish?

I don't think it's from just getting an erection and not doing anything with it.

 

[Giard]

Isn't it more like when you're having sex or jerking off for a while and don't finish?

I don't think it's from just getting an erection and not doing anything with it.

This.

 

[HalfBakedProphet]

Nope, never had blue balls.

I've faked it and pretended i was in pain once before to get a bj

 

[Cimarron]

Its real. And i have experienced it. Only when i was a teen and early twenties though.

 

[Trojita]

The only time something feels off is when you are about to come, and by that I mean it is coming out, and you somehow stop it right as it is about to come out. That feeling when it goes back down is fucking awful.

But according to the definition of blueballs, that isn't blueballs, there isn't any kind of pain in the prostate or testicles.

 

[hwalker84]

Twice. It happens when your girl gets you worked up for hours then pulls some shit like "I got a headache!"

it happens because the body continues to produce semen with no release. Hurts like a motherfucker!

 

[Cromat]

Be glad you don't get it because it hurts like hell. And when you finally do release you barely even enjoy it and the pain lingers on.

 

[SugarDaddy]

Had it happen once, was in the middle of a blow job and her parents came home so I bounced. Worst walk home ever.

 

[News Bot]

Never experienced it. I probably masturbate too much for it.

 

[ant_]

Be glad you don't get it because it hurts like hell. And when you finally do release you barely even enjoy it and the pain lingers on.

Seriously. It's actually super painful.

 

[Winterfang]

I didn't knew this was areal thing, I always though the term mean having a long time without sex.

The I read this article today.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/blue-balls

Spoilers: The writer basically tells you suck it up.

 

[MYE]

I thought it was another term for DENIED.
Is it that thing when your balls feel like they are being crushed between two cinder blocks?

If it is FUCK THAT SHIT!

 

[DietRob]

It's never happened to me. Close the deal.

 

[Winterfang]

I thought it was another term for DENIED.
Is it that thing when your balls feel like they are being crushed between two cinder blocks?

If it is FUCK THAT SHIT!

Apparently can either range to minor ache to worse than getting hit in the testicles with a shovel. I can just imagine God creeping and being "The fuck" why didn't you reproduced? and then zap your nuts.

 

[TAJ]

It doesn't happen unless I edge for five or six hours straight.
I've never faked it, either.

 

[FLEABttn]

Only once. Hurt like hell. Couldn't do anything about it for 2 hours. Ice, ibuprofen, and jerking it twice were what cured it.

 

[NoRéN]

How can I get blue balls if I have sex regularly?

 

[vidcons]

let's talk about balls, cum, and being horny and really stick it (lmao) to the mods with this thread

 

[blackflag]

I have gotten it twice in my life. Both times when I was like 17.

Horrible feeling. Absolutely horrible.

I assume I've never had it since, because as an adult, if someone is arousing me that much, I'm gonna have sex with them long before I ever get blue balls.

Edit: that has always been the case. I'm not saying that if some woman was playing with my dick and then decided to not have sex, I would do it anyway.... It just hasn't happened.

People are all over my case tonight apparently misunderstanding me, intentionally I think...so I feel I need to be clear.

 

[thesoapster]

Only mental blue balls.

 

[highrider]

Never had it. I think it's more if you are interrupted before climax. I don't think I have sex nearly enough to get interrupted.

 

[A good poster]

GAF is very horny tonight.

 

[Tonguer]

they don't actually turn blue

Wait, what?! I think I need to see a doctor...

 

[Grimm Fandango]

GAF is very horny tonight.

heeyyyyyy how you doin

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

I have gotten it twice in my life. Both times when I was like 17.

Horrible feeling. Absolutely horrible.

I assume I've never had it since, because as an adult, if someone is arousing me that much, I'm gonna have sex with them long before I ever get blue balls.

Edit: that has always been the case. I'm not saying that if some woman was playing with my dick and then decided to not have sex, I would do it anyway.... It just hasn't happened.

People are all over my case tonight apparently misunderstanding me, intentionally I think...so I feel I need to be clear.

I don't know why... but I lol'd. I don't think anyone was gonna accuse you of being a rapist.

 

[MYE]

GAF is very horny tonight.

 

[Plywood]

Try edging.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I have a mild case right now.

 

[GavinGT]

I've had it happen multiple times when a girlfriend teases the shit out of me and doesn't deliver. It's sort of a similar feeling to having a full bladder, like my balls just produced all this sperm and now it has nowhere to go. But bad cases can feel more like getting your balls grabbed really hard. I've never experienced it when masturbating, and I stop and start a lot.

 

[not psycho]

Happened to me once, but it might not be the same thing: my whole body turned blue since I was legally dead by drowning at the time.

That's the last time I had sex underwater.

 

[blackflag]

I don't know why... but I lol'd. I don't think anyone was gonna accuse you of being a rapist.

Haha hopefully not, just heading it off at the pass.

 

[Synth_floyd]

Never had it.

 

[EleventhDoctor]

It is an awful feeling-you feel the pain up in your abdomen-and like said before, even when you unload it's painful still.

 

[Black_Stride]

Never experienced this till i got my current girlfriend.
And im 24, every other time id get a hardon and it would go, no problems

Now i get this sensation every few months, was paranoid that i got some STD or something, i always used to tell my friends being horny shouldnt hurt....now I understand what they were talking about.