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[maquiladora]

A family of bears is suspected of having broken into a cabin in northern Norway and polished off over a hundred cans of beer.

"They had a hell of a party in there," cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK. "The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears."

The bear, and three cubs, are reported to have forced their way into the cabin by ripping a wall off.

"The entire cabin was destroyed," Nilsen told the local Finnmarken.no daily.

Nilsen told of how his mother and grandmother were the first to discover the carnage left by the beer-thirsty bears, when they arrived at the cabin in Jarfjord in Finnmarken only to find the place turned over.

"The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said.

And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer.

Nilsen explained that excrement on the outside of the cabin left him in no doubt that it was a family of bears which had taken over his cabin for night of feasting and drunken revelry.

"You can see footprints on the windows," he said.

Borthen Nilsen expressed concern that the bears may return to scene of their crime at some point in the future.

"The mother has taken her young there, thus there is no guarantee that it won't happen to other cabins, or to our hut again," he said.

http://www.thelocal.no/page/view/bears-break-in-to-norway-cabin-drink-beer

 

[XenodudeX]

Bears are such assholes.

 

[Rubbish King]

how did they open the can?

 

[F#A#Oo]

No pics?

 

[Riposte]

IDK, bears would make a good cover story

 

[bud]

how did they open the can?

they didn't.

 

[GimMick]

how did they open the can?

First thing that came through my mind :lol

 

[Schadenfreude]

I guess the beer was just right.

 

[ElzarTheBam]

how did they open the can?

I guess there's Norway to know.

*cough*

 

[VariantX04]

I was thinking of a different kind of bears. Boy was I off.

 

[Palette Swap]

The Goldilocks revenge plot.

 

[fu3lfr3nzy]

Grizzly Bears partying hard? Evolving according to plan

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Please don't be black bears?

 

[Kitsunebaby]

how did they open the can?

This i what I wanna know. I guess they just punctured the cans with their claws/teeth and drank whatever leaked out?

 

[Aguirre]

who'll be there to ease him through what surely will be the biggest hang over any bear has experienced ever?

 

[maquiladora]

how did they open the can?

 

[The Super Bob]

IDK, bears would make a good cover story

"The bears did it" sounds much better than "Sorry, I drank all the beer and ate all the food then destroyed our house".

 

[OatmealMu]

how did they open the can?

Frat bears.

 

[neoism]

how did they open the can?

lol

 

[Majine]

The threadtitle made me laugh out loud.

 

[themadcowtipper]

freeloading bears...First our pies on window seals,then our picnic baskets, now our beer.

 

[ultim8p00]

Bears promoting underage drinking?

 

[Mononofu]

Doin thangs

 

[caramac]

 

[LakeEarth]

I'm sure a little of the beer spilled.

 

[Nocturnowl]

freeloading bears...First our pies on window seals,then our picnic baskets, now our beer.

They're even smarter than the Bears that are smarter than the average Bear.
If only they had Bear Patrol

 

[dkeane]

I like the way these Norwegians think - always having hundreds of beers stocked.

 

[Host Samurai]

Good to see no Fedor comments...yet.

 

[themadcowtipper]

They're even smarter than the Bears that are smarter than the average Bear.
If only they had Bear Patrol

That is why I have Bear insurance. It works great, never had any bear problems.

 

[Eidan]

I'm more concerned that they were able to rip a fucking wall down. Jesus. Godless killing machines.

 

[wildfire]

I'm sure they knocked first, but noone was home so they helped themselves in.

 

[Defuser]

Sounds like Yogi Bear being asshole.

 

[gwarm01]

They're even smarter than the Bears that are smarter than the average Bear.
If only they had Bear Patrol

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.

 

[Piecake]

That is why I have Bear insurance. It works great, never had any bear problems.

I wonder if their insurance company will cover the damage, or screw them over because they dont have bear coverage (or maybe insurance simply works better in Norway and doesnt try to screw you over)

 

[charsace]

Doin thangs

Ya heard me!

 

[yogloo]

how did they open the can?

Bear can.

 

[massoluk]

I bet their meat is now soft, juicy, delicious.

 

[Syrinx]

This happened solely so Colbert could do a bit on this. So awesome.

 

[cj_iwakura]

Ya heard me!

Quite possibly the greatest album cover of our time.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Who keeps that much beer? A legend.

 

[User 73706]

how did they open the can?

With their bear hands.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Ya heard me!

One of our conference rooms is actually named Big Bear. One day someone put that picture under the sign, it's been up ever since.

 

[Subitai]

One of our conference rooms is actually named Big Bear. One day someone put that picture under the sign, it's been up ever since.

Sounds like a fun place to work :lol

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Sounds like a fun place to work :lol

It has its moments.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I want to party with that bear.

 

[Rubbish King]

With their bear hands.

lol best response

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I want to ride one of those bears

 

[EulaCapra]

Someone was going to trash the place anyways. Might as well be the bears.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[Devolution]

Bears can rip the shit out of cars, what makes people think they can't open or puncture some cans?