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[Tomat]

Bear cracks open your bear? Crack the bear open.

 

[waypoetic]

That is awesome.

 

[Penguin]

I can't wait to see Colbert's take on this.

 

[siddhu33]

Looks like revenge for the actions of goldilocks...

 

[Messofanego]

This is not an Onion article?

 

[EatinOlives]

Spoiler

Yes, I stole this from RPS

 

[Doffen]

This is not an Onion article?

No. It's Norway.

 

[Ziltoid]

Bear cracks open your bear? Crack the bear open.

Anyway: that bear seems like a horrible mother, letting her cubs drink alcohol like that. For shame!

 

[StalkerUKCG]

So what you're telling me is 3 under-age bears got drunk...

This is serious

 

[Woorloog]

Bears can rip the shit out of cars, what makes people think they can't open or puncture some cans?

Because people think they'd open them just like we humans do...

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Take one down and pass it around, as it goes.

 

[Mal'ice]

I wonder if the bear was wasted afterward...must take a shitload of beer to waste a bear.

 

[RPGamer92]

I wonder what a hangover would feel like for a bear lol

 

[Messypandas]

I wonder what a hangover would feel like for a bear lol

unbearable

 

[No_Style]

unbearable

 

[IISANDERII]

I don't believe the suspect has been identified so posting this picture is wrong, no matter what species is in question.

 

[mysteriousmage09]

And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer.

This is just too damn funny!

 

[Ziltoid]

I guess it's just a matter of time now:

 

[HoodWinked]

i cant BEAR that hangover

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[Dark Octave]

how did they open the can?

I LOLed.

It's a bear. You think they eat with forks and knives as well?

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I LOLed.

It's a bear. You think they eat with forks and knives as well?

They could probably learn how to open cans and drink like humans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUk1BDs_iM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xa0JLPgiPA

If someone tought them the place to hit with their claw perhaps.

 

[Princess Carl]

That is bright

 

[Little Old Man]

how did they open the can?

It's a fucking bear, how do you think?

I wonder if Paddington Bear was invited to it?

 

[Professor Beef]

It's a fucking bear, how do you think?

I wonder if Paddington Bear was invited to it?

Paddington is a snitch.

 

[Messypandas]

 

[Little Old Man]

Paddington is a snitch.

This lad brings the marmalade and the women. They can't get enough of that orange aroma. He ain't no snitch.

 

[Dorrin]

"They had a hell of a party in there," cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK. "The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears."

Don't know why but my first thought was "Owner hopes repairs will get it back to smelling only like piss and trash.

 

[The Big Rig]

 

[Xero]

The owner needs to find the bears and defeat them in hand to hand combat, to teach them not to drink peoples beers without at least leaving money to buy new beer.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!

 

[Professor Beef]

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!

That's HomeOWNER'S Tax.

 

[ED Cantu]

I would have liked to see the effects of the beer on the bears hahaha.

 

[Phoenix]

OMFG... LOL

 

[Videoneon]

Da Bears

 

[cdyhybrid]

 

[Terra Firma]

With their bear hands.

10/10.

 

[red731]

internet has everything

 

[Log4Girlz]

OOOOOOH, Bears as in animals. Carry on.

 

[V_Arnold]

Really, the first question is "how did they open the can?"

They open our SKULLS easier than we open cans. So..

 

[nubbe]

This is the most fearsome kind of bear

 

[Log4Girlz]

This is the most fearsome kind of bear

This is what came to mind when I read the title.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

That is why I have Bear insurance. It works great, never had any bear problems.

but..... you can't prove... that... *sigh* that's like saying this rock is keeping away bears.

Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.

that's the homeowner's tax! and your names not homer either!

 

[white dynamite]

I would have liked to see the effects of the beer on the bears hahaha.

They definitely weren't sobear after, that's for sure.

 

[RomanticHeroX]

Oh, bear bears? I was expecting a different kind of bear.

 

[EloquentM]

This is the most fearsome kind of bear

is...is that a man?

 

[Wazzim]

Unbearivable.

 

[Trin]

This is the most fearsome kind of bear

You think he's aware that his torso looks like a surprised face?

 

[EloquentM]

cannot unsee.

 

[yarden24]

With their bear hands.

that is one awesome pun, good job

unbearable

that one was terrible though