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[bishoptl]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/29105.htm

August 18, 2004 -- BRITNEY Spears is going retro. For her upcoming "Greatest Hits" album, the pop tart is recording a remake of Bobby Brown's '80s hit "My Perogative." According to "Access Hollywood," in the video for the song, Spears will "marry" a Kevin Federline look-alike.

The two are also supposedly in talks with MTV to become MTV's new "Newlyweds." According to US Weekly, "Britney wants Kevin to be just as famous as she is." Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who currently star in "Newlyweds," have said they don't want to do the show anymore.

Well, if there's any celebrity show-biz marriage to emulate, it certainly should be Bobby and Whitney's...

 

[Guzim]

My Perogative is such a good song too. Damn you Britney

 

[Archaix]

"Britney wants Kevin to be just as famous as she is."

Well now, isn't that just the healthiest relationship one can imagine.

 

[FortNinety]

My Perogative is such a good song too. Damn you Britney

Damn straight. I can't wait to hear her fuck it up. :/

 

[mightynine]

Damn straight. I can't wait to hear her fuck it up. :/

And I fear you will hear it often.

Will she do "Every Little Step" next?

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

And I fear you will hear it often.

Will she do "Every Little Step" next?

Don't even joke about that!

 

[Ripclawe]

Well now, isn't that just the healthiest relationship one can imagine.

Hey it worked for Tom Arnold... wait....

 

[AirBrian]

"One crack-whore down, one to go...

...Oh Britney...I've got something to show you..."

 

[MrPing1000]

how can u have a greatest hits when u haven't even been round a decade?

DIE BITCH DIE

 

[mightynine]

how can u have a greatest hits when u haven't even been round a decade?

I dunno. Beth Orton already has a best of CD, for cryin' out loud.

 

[Dan]

Justin Timberlake should play the lookalike in the video, just to make things even crazier and creepier.

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

how can u have a greatest hits when u haven't even been round a decade?

DIE BITCH DIE

She's more deserving of one than Aaron Carter, who actually put one out already. I didn't even know he had any "hits" to begin with.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

She's more deserving of one than Aaron Carter, who actually put one out already. I didn't even know he had any "hits" to begin with.

As much as I would love to say bullshit on this, its fucking true!

Jesus, thank God, you can now get Oh, Aaron and Thats How I Beat Shaq in one album. SWEET!

 

[bishoptl]

 

[Grubdog]

Geez, who cares, it's not like she's magically going to make the original song worse, if anything, the original song will look even better compared to her cover.

 

[Teddman]

The two are also supposedly in talks with MTV to become MTV's new "Newlyweds."

That will be hilarious television. Now I'll tune into that!