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[EviLore]

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[Hugare]

Dude must be really alone for not having at least one friend/relative to tell him that this is a stupid idea

I admire his courage, tho

 

[Rentahamster]

I have a lot of prior experience being a moose. Applied.

 

[CGNoire]

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This has to be some form of viral marketing right?
Im sure Lars has plenty of money he doesnt have to go this sad route.

 

[CGNoire]

LOL at "Controlled Alcoholism"

 

[Thaedolus]

 

[EviLore]

This has to be some form of viral marketing right?
Im sure Lars has plenty of money he doesnt have to go this sad route.

Looks like he joined social media for the first time relatively recently. Doesn’t feel like a marketing ploy to me, barely any views.

Loneliness epidemic striking an unprecedented number of people these past few years. I’m sure he’ll have takers, being a filmmaking legend and all.

Tbh, most celebs already do this sort of thing via Instagram DMs.

 

[Artoris]

I have a lot of prior experience being a moose. Applied.

What, as a hamster?

 

[MudoSkills]

This is like the Bat Signal to witchy girls.

 

[Rentahamster]

What, as a hamster?

As a girlfriend

 

[Artoris]

This is like the Bat Signal to witchy girls.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Side note Meloncholia was good. Kirsten Dunst lets the girls out.

 

[Bartski]

Parkinson, OCD and "controlled alcoholism"

 

[GeekyDad]

If he agrees to pay all of my medical expenses and pay off my house, I'll be his girlfriend.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Side note Meloncholia was good. Kirsten Dunst lets the girls out.

Dogville was my favourite.

 

[FunkMiller]

Here she comes!

 

[Tumle]

On a side note, I took his order many times when I worked at KFC near where they had/have their movie studio..

But best of luck to him.. always been doing stuff his own way

 

[AJUMP23]

See guys when you think fame and fortune will solve your insecurities, it won't.


Guy is weirdo.

 

[Tumle]

See guys when you think fame and fortune will solve your insecurities, it won't.


Guy is weirdo.

Yes.. most great artists and big thinkers are..

 

[DeepEnigma]

I sense a court battle or felonies in the future.

 

[Toons]

Hes bold to do this ill give him that

 

[Ownage]

There are a number of women in cities like NYC, Boston or LA who are askew of the norm. They'd dig this vulnerability and think it's artsy or some nonsense.

He'll score.

 

[Thaedolus]

There are a number of women in cities like NYC, Boston or LA who are askew of the norm. They'd dig this vulnerability and think it's artsy or some nonsense.

He'll score.

He’ll cut their clits off

 

[22:22:22]

I'll spare him

 

[sankt-Antonio]

If he’s loaded and intends to share his wealth with his gf/muse I do t really see a problem with this.

It’s better then him meeting some unsuspecting women in a club or whatever and becomes close to her, for her to find out he’s a massive freak…

 

[badblue]

 

[Azurro]

As a girlfriend

So you are tri spirit then? You identify as a moose, a hamster and a gf?

 

[LiquidMetal14]

WE ARE ALL GAY

 

[Rentahamster]

So you are tri spirit then? You identify as a moose, a hamster and a gf?

I am a meat. Popsicle.

 

[Azurro]

This is very old news if you have seen a couple of his movies.

 

[Lunarorbit]

So he's the anti Ray Bradberry.

Couple years ago women were throwing their panties at Ray for just being himself. I don't know what inspired this lust after him but he seemed very chill about coeds wanting to jump his bones

 

[GymWolf]

That's not creepy at all.

 

[KaiserBecks]

I think Amber Heard is single right now! Imagine those two being together.

 

[E-Cat]

That's not creepy at all.

Haters gonna hate.

 

[AlteredForms]

On a side note, I took his order many times when I worked at KFC near where they had/have their movie studio..

But best of luck to him.. always been doing stuff his own way

Did you add a little extra ?

 

[Nok Su Kow]

This won't end well.... hasn't he ever seen Audition!?

 

[Sonik]

This has to be some form of viral marketing right?
Im sure Lars has plenty of money he doesnt have to go this sad route.

Von Trier is a genius but he's fucking crazy. I doubt he knows or cares what viral marketing is

 

[German Hops]

 

[Elder Legend]

Does he need a personal mouse catcher? kanjobazooie would be the perfect fit.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I think Amber Heard is single right now! Imagine those two being together.

People want to fuck without the shit on the bed.

 

[GreenAlien]

Before MeToo they did this with backroom deals. Now, they just put out a youtube ad on how they are looking to trade roles in their next movie for sex...

 

[TransTrender]

 

[E-Cat]

Before MeToo they did this with backroom deals. Now, they just put out a youtube ad on how they are looking to trade roles in their next movie for sex...

Supply and demand. It’s an earnest transaction, better to do these things in bright daylight.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

 

[BlackTron]

Does he need a personal mouse catcher? kanjobazooie would be the perfect fit.

Just uttering the name kanjobazooie is enough to make the floorboards vibrate with the scampering away of mice in a panic, at least in the countries he's been to.