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I am Become Bilbo Baggins
I've been meaning to make this thread for a number of weeks, but have been put off by the bizarre subject matter.
A while ago I was getting a lift home with a friend from work. He asked me to play one of his Spotify playlists. He had loads, but one really caught my attention:
"Love making".
Before looking at the contents, I jokingly asked if this was a real playlist he played while having sex with this wife. He gave me a odd side glance and confirmed this as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. As if I just asked him if he breathed air. I thought he was messing around, but he was deadly serious. In fact, he actually accused me of being creepy for not having a sex playlist, like normal human sounds without background music were somehow forbidden?
There were honestly hundreds of songs on this list. I can't remember them all, but here is a taster of some of them. Lots of them were what you would expect, but others were so fucking bizarre that I had to rub my eyes in disbelief.
Adorn - Miguel
Dead Ringer for Love - Meat Loaf
Rocket Man - Elton John
Duel of Fates - John Williams
From the Heart - Another Level
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden
Te Amo - Rihanna
Some Beethoven piece, I think it was The Symphony No. 9
Perfect - Ed Sheeran
Gravel Pit - Wu-Tang Clan
I could probably think of some more, but you get the idea. I did question the complete random choice of music. He told me that it's a collection of music that they both love and they'll match the rhythm to whatever song is playing, so slow for Te Amo, but hard and fast for Duel of Fates.
This is really strange, right? I can't be the only one without a sex playlist? Even if loads of people do, I refuse to believe it's that random.
A while ago I was getting a lift home with a friend from work. He asked me to play one of his Spotify playlists. He had loads, but one really caught my attention:
"Love making".
Before looking at the contents, I jokingly asked if this was a real playlist he played while having sex with this wife. He gave me a odd side glance and confirmed this as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. As if I just asked him if he breathed air. I thought he was messing around, but he was deadly serious. In fact, he actually accused me of being creepy for not having a sex playlist, like normal human sounds without background music were somehow forbidden?
There were honestly hundreds of songs on this list. I can't remember them all, but here is a taster of some of them. Lots of them were what you would expect, but others were so fucking bizarre that I had to rub my eyes in disbelief.
Adorn - Miguel
Dead Ringer for Love - Meat Loaf
Rocket Man - Elton John
Duel of Fates - John Williams
From the Heart - Another Level
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden
Te Amo - Rihanna
Some Beethoven piece, I think it was The Symphony No. 9
Perfect - Ed Sheeran
Gravel Pit - Wu-Tang Clan
I could probably think of some more, but you get the idea. I did question the complete random choice of music. He told me that it's a collection of music that they both love and they'll match the rhythm to whatever song is playing, so slow for Te Amo, but hard and fast for Duel of Fates.
This is really strange, right? I can't be the only one without a sex playlist? Even if loads of people do, I refuse to believe it's that random.
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