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[Melon]

That's a little misogynistic haha. You really shouldn't think like that lol. A pretty girl like you should never feel that way

 

[Barsinister]

A pretty girl like you should never feel that way

Oedipal complex.......

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Mate, I've banged more hookers then you can imagine.
Since I'm paying, I did get to experience a lot of these positions.
And not those backstreet dimebag hookers. Real, civilized women with regular health checkups.
Something along these lines.

Makes me think of this.

 

[Blade2.0]

Cowgirl. Ride me all night long. 2nd is doggy.

 

[haxan7]

Mate, I've banged more hookers then you can imagine.
Since I'm paying, I did get to experience a lot of these positions.
And not those backstreet dimebag hookers. Real, civilized women with regular health checkups.
Something along these lines.

Were any of these hookers your sister, Borat?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

It probably stems from me having severe ED, but i don't like any sex position. I'd rather jerk to porn

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Sitting on a chair watching my wife get plowed by Ricardo.

 

[crowbrow]

It probably stems from me having severe ED, but i don't like any sex position. I'd rather jerk to porn

Ahhh the good old handmaid position. So loyal.

 

[Airbus Jr]

 

[llien]

Spoooning
Flatiron
Wheelbarrow
Butter Churner


Whah?

 

[bronk]

 

[Noboru Wataya]

Doggy

 

[Rentahamster]

It probably stems from me having severe ED, but i don't like any sex position. I'd rather jerk to porn

That might be contributing to your ED.

Google "death grip ED"

 

[Elektro Demon]

Friend. Please do not come into a Elektro Demon thread with anything near sincerity. It will only make you look foolish.

That's mean.
While I may be an idiot, I'm a sincere idiot.

 

[Barsinister]

That's mean.
While I may be an idiot, I'm a sincere idiot.

This rule applies to everyone else. You can be as sincere as you like.

 

[M1chl]

I just keep coming into this thread to write something, but just until year ago (realisticly just a couple of months, due to unexpected terrible stuff in my life), I never had a GF, so I haven't really settle, to say something is my favorite. Often I went with the flow and what mattered to me was "have sex" and I did not care about position. Whatever worked. Being drunk hyper-sexual have it's perks, you don't care. It's embarrasing to admit it, have to say.

 

[Malakhov]

If it's someone I love, old missionary style. If it's a one night, doggy style

 

[Tesseract]

selfish question deserves a selfish answer

it's hard to beat the sight of a woman on her knees (i say this with love)

call me an animal all you want, idgaf

i wasn't sure you deserved to win the hunger games until now

 

[Roronoa Zoro]

If anything other than Doggy wins i call this thing as rigged as a DNC primary.

Can't see boobs in doggy you fool!

 

[Roronoa Zoro]

Sitting on a chair watching my wife get plowed by Ricardo.

While sipping scotch and playing death stranding

 

[Macapala]

Jesus christ what the hell is that?

A faggot.

 

[Elektro Demon]

A farnsgoth.

Edit that man, you're gonna get banned.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[nush]

 

[Thaedolus]

Can't see boobs in doggy you fool!

Get a mirror. Nothing beats grabbing by the hips and pounding away in doggy. If I am taking a long time to come, a quick switch to doggy gets the job done because it’s the superior position.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[Javthusiast]

Prone bone is the bes thing ever.

 

[V2Tommy]

Doggystyle is the worst. You can't even see the gender of the person you're doing it with. Highly suspect.

 

[IAmLegendary]

 

[HellforLeather]

You motherfuckers need Jesus!

...like to finish? That would be the "something else" option

 

[RealGassy]

Get a mirror. Nothing beats grabbing by the hips and pounding away in doggy. If I am taking a long time to come, a quick switch to doggy gets the job done because it’s the superior position.

A large mirror(s) is a must have, there's something about seeing yourself in the mirror while banging a chick.
It's like seeing yourself in a porn movie.
It's like being able to switch camera perspectives in a video game.
You can get off to yourself having sex in third person... sort of.
It makes many sex positions way better.

 

[Airbus Jr]

 

[Pallas]

The Pallas Tower

 

[SpartanN92]

I don’t know like 1/3rd of those so now I need to do some in field research before I can vote.

I’ll see if Elektros mom is available.

 

[nush]

I’ll see if Elektros mom is available.

She's not, she's bouncing on my dick right now, I can hear Electro on the other side of the bedroom door crying in Serbian.

 

[SpartanN92]

There is something about good ole missionary, when you’re balls deep and she wraps her legs around you to push just a little further

Just to be clear, balls deep means I’m so far in I’m probably ticking the back of her throat. Us Gaffers having massive 2ft+ dongs of course.

 

[Rival]

Ball gag in my mouth, hands tied behind my back, getting pegged doggy style like she’s riding a bucking bronco.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

If this was asked on Resetera, it probably would be the tractor pull.

 

[The Pleasure]

I'm all bout that Yamate lifestyle.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

selfish question deserves a selfish answer

it's hard to beat the sight of a woman on her knees (i say this with love)

call me an animal all you want, idgaf



i wasn't sure you deserved to win the hunger games until now

fucking cat

 

[Yoshi]

That's a little misogynistic haha. You really shouldn't think like that lol. A pretty girl like you should never feel that way

Too bad, now she knows you will never be up to her standards .

 

[raduque]

My gf loves prone, but my favorites are cowgirl and pinning her ankles by her ears and just going to town

 

[German Hops]

and pinning her ankles by her ears and just going to town

oh SHIT!

My man.

 

[Faenrir]

Viennese Oyster

 

[Kev Kev]

drill press

and froggy style

 

[TheStruggler]

Mate, I've banged more hookers then you can imagine.
Since I'm paying, I did get to experience a lot of these positions.
And not those backstreet dimebag hookers. Real, civilized women with regular health checkups.
Something along these lines.

I dont know why your so proud of this, I mean your paying for sex instead of getting by on your own lmao

 

[nush]

I dont know why your so proud of this, I mean your paying for sex instead of getting by on your own lmao

It's just pay to win mechanics, there's some awesome hookers out there but you'd never know if your pride of getting it like a real man gets in the way.

 

[Tesseract]

I dont know why your so proud of this, I mean your paying for sex instead of getting by on your own lmao

i don't think he gives a shit

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

i don't think he gives a shit

 

[MetalAlien]

Jesus christ what the hell is that?

Looks like a corona virus to me.