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[Imm0rt4l]

Hopefully hsien chang graces us with his presence at texas showdown.

 

[oneida]

I didn't know that I didn't like mayonnaise until 'Undercover Brother' told me so.

Now, I avoid the stuff wherever I go!

Thanks Eddie Griffin!

i think unlike other condiments mayo is a careful balance, put too much on and it's gross as hell, don't put enough and you don't know it's there. conversely, you can go off the charts with mustard dispersal and your food will still be good.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Let's get this over with

Bottom tier-
Mustard

 

[oneida]

Let's get this over with

Bottom tier-
Mustard

what the fuck
Do you even onions?

 

[Hitokage]

Mustard is the shoto of condiments.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

deli/spicy mustard owns

 

[jbug617]

Hopefully hsien chang graces us with his presence at texas showdown.

I thought he lives overseas now?

 

[Horseress]

Mustard is top tier, yo guys crazy

 

[Hitokage]

Hot sauce is the divekick of condiments.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Hot sauce is the divekick of condiments.

I'm not sure if this is good or bad...

Mustard as bottom tier is some sacrilege tho

 

[TheChits]

Honey mustard and bbq sauce <3

 

[sixteen-bit]

I love hot dogs with mustard and grilled onions. so good.

 

[CountBlack]

idk whatchall really talkin abut, but Mustard is pure vomit brehs

 

[Hitokage]

I'm not sure if this is good or bad...

It's a good thing to have, and blows up a ton of options.

 

[Kimosabae]

Mustard is Servbot-tier. In fact, Servbot is nothing more than yellow-mustard in disguise.

 

[Lambda Pie]

VF was slow and clunky until I played it. Tekken was a spazzy slap fighter until I played it. Probably my two favorite fighting games now, along with Soul Calibur. Yay 3D!

 

[jbug617]

Mustard is great. Honey Mustard with some French Fries is great

 

[oneida]

I like my mustard like I like my women
hot and in a hamburger

 

[Beckx]

Cholula, god of condiments. Sriracha can go fuck itself.

I like my mustard like I like my women
hot and in a hamburger

oneida
Cock Strain, Lifetime Warranty
Today, 11:22 AM

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Let's talk about the discrimination against ketchup users. Man what the fuck, I bet it's all these mustard people squawking.

I am hungry

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

idk how y'all can even stand the taste of onions. Good in the background to buff other flavors, terrible as a main ingredient

 

[SweetJohnnyCage]

Sriracha can go fuck itself.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

I had a costco dog yesterday with sauerkraut, onions, and deli mustard. Mmmmmm, dat 1.50 goodness.

 

[Horseress]

Let's talk about the discrimination against ketchup users. Man what the fuck, I bet it's all these mustard people squawking.

I am hungry

Oh man, tell me about it....I've just had some instant noodles as lunch and that's the only thing I'll eat till dinner

and ketchup is great, fuck the haters

 

[Hitokage]

Ketchup is the grappler of condiments. When it works it's slathered on, but for many foods it's best kept the fuck away.

 

[Kimosabae]

I like my mustard like I like my women
hot and in a hamburger

...


We should hang out sometime. You'd make for a fun and hilariously inscrutable wingman.

 

[ipitydatfu]

idk how y'all can even stand the taste of onions. Good in the background to buff other flavors, terrible as a main ingredient

french onion soup tho



sambal too good

 

[oneida]

idk how y'all can even stand the taste of onions. Good in the background to buff other flavors, terrible as a main ingredient

let's go outback tonight~

 

[SweetJohnnyCage]

let's go outback tonight~

Bloomin's are so good going down, but you feel like death 15 minutes later.

 

[Beckx]

idk how y'all can even stand the taste of onions. Good in the background to buff other flavors, terrible as a main ingredient

We are now bros. Raw onions slathered on food is atrocious.

But that just makes me think about the war criminal who once made me a grilled cheese with a god damned raw tomato slice stuck in the middle and now I'm angry.

 

[djplaeskool]

Looking forward to Texas Showdown this year.
Glad they've been able to turn things around since Bathroom-gate.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

You guys will find me at the Yang train

I am also ready for Ultra Yang.

 

[Horseress]

We are now bros. Raw onions slathered on food is atrocious.

One more to the club here. Love me some onions in my burguer, but raw...eh...

 

[Kimosabae]

Natural chunky peanut butter is actually the right answer. An ambrosial provision decreed by the pantheons to provide copious sustenance to fuel your next mixup.

 

[SousedLouse]

Weekend interviews are eating up all my stream time. I didn't get to watch as much of Hypespotting as I would have liked, but what little I did see was cool. I caught Grand Finals for both AE and Third Strike on my phone. The AE tourney was hype, but the Third Strike GF was super chill. I can tell my kids that Shin Susan Boyle was defeated by a Q (but not our Q), and I saw it live!

Mustard is the shoto of condiments.

Is that why German condiment makers grind out 100 different versions of them? Is the difference between mustard w/ whole black pepper and Dijon on the same level as the difference between a shoto with a spin kick and a shoto with a flying punch? These are the important questions, people.

 

[TheChits]

Natural chunky peanut butter is actually the right answer. An ambrosial provision decreed by the pantheons to provide copious sustenance to fuel your next mixup.

Almond butter is top tier

 

[thehadou]

I'm always interested in what defines a major anymore. Is it scale of event? Entrants for AE? International representation? Attendance by known American top-players? Whether or not it features certain brand affiliations? Who partners/sponsors?

If its strictly analytics for a specific games bracket size I think a lot of events have analytics that might surprise people.

 

[theprodigy]

Looking forward to Texas Showdown this year.
Glad they've been able to turn things around since Bathroom-gate.

What's this about?

 

[biosnake20]

A1 is fantastic on everything.

 

[Kimosabae]

Almond butter is top tier

Why not both?

In the same spoon?


Thank me later.

 

[K.Sabot]

What's this about?

Played MK pools in a bathroom.

 

[Hitokage]

Is that why German condiment makers grind out 100 different versions of them? Is the difference between mustard w/ whole black pepper and Dijon on the same level as the difference between a shoto with a spin kick and a shoto with a flying punch? These are the important questions, people.

It's why I made the joke! They are also solid and great options for most things in one form or another.

It even includes the honey mustards, which are often godlike. (Or maybe they're Muay Thai?)

 

[thehadou]

What's this about?

Bathroom gate was at/on Planet Zero wasn't it? Javi's a different promoter.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

I had a costco dog yesterday with sauerkraut, onions, and deli mustard. Mmmmmm, dat 1.50 goodness.

yeah those dogs own but I've never seen a costco that had sauerkraut

 

[CurlyW]

Bathroom gate was at/on Planet Zero wasn't it? Javi's a different promoter.

I believe that Planet Zero was still running Texas Showdown when Bathroomgate happened. However, it took place at an anime convention (Anime Matsuri, or something) and not at Planet Zero itself. That was the last year Planet Zero ran it, since they went under later that year.

Also, IIRC, no matches were actually played in the bathroom. The MK community was making a point about there being a lack of working outlets at the venue, I think. (16 bit can correct me on this though.)

At last year's Texas Showdown, the big controversy was the collusion between Chris G and Justin Wong, where they played a random select match in Marvel grand finals.

 

[casperOne]

If its strictly analytics for a specific games bracket size I think a lot of events have analytics that might surprise people.

If those events would actually save the brackets (I know there are a bunch that do, there are still a lot that don't

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and you know which ones I'm referring to

) then I think the potential to surprize people would be much higher. =)

 

[SloaneRisette]

Wasn't Professor Beef like the first person interviewed.

Collusion!

 

[Horseress]

I'm pretty sure Panda was the first one to do the interview

 

[Parallax Scroll]

I'm pretty sure Panda was the first one to do the interview

that's what busaiku said

 

[SousedLouse]

Collusion!

I'm pretty sure Panda was the first one to do the interview

Lambda took a hiatus when the dark age began, and Beef is Beef, so they're not at fault if Beef volunteered twice...

But YOU, Enzo! YOU HAVE SINNED

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No one else that posts is at fault, though. lol