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[Dacvak]

A lady I met downtown called me weird.

 

[Dacvak]

Can't imagine being a day.

I mean, you’d obviously be a Twosday.

 

[22:22:22]

A lady I met downtown called me weird.

I mean, you’d obviously be a Twosday.

 

[22:22:22]

I saw a unflushed turd today so I used the lady's toilet

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Always weird to find out your coworkers aren't eating enough fiber.

 

[22:22:22]

I flushed it because I'm a badass. But no way my baddass would've sat there.

 

[Dacvak]

I saw a unflushed turd today so I used the lady's toilet

You missed the opportunity to saw it in half. Just sayin'.

 

[22:22:22]

Always weird to find out your coworkers aren't eating enough fiber.

I work with mentally disabled folks. Was bound to happen.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I work with mentally disabled folks. Was bound to happen.

Understandable. I post with them here all the time.

 

[22:22:22]

I pee sitting. So yeah.

Understandable. I post with them here all the time.

We keep that hush hush remember.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I pee sitting. So yeah.

As long as you're not peeing on me, we good homie.

 

[22:22:22]

Liar.

 

[22:22:22]

As long as you're not peeing on me, we good homie.

Liar.

Sorry. Mistook you for kanjobazooie

 

[22:22:22]

Really seems like a chill village

 

[AJUMP23]

A lady I met downtown called me weird.

I always want to ladies to think I am weird.

 

[22:22:22]

I always want to ladies to think I am weird.

Bro..

It's a blessing but more of a curse. Trust me.

 

[German Hops]

I always want to ladies to think I am weird.

I wanted her to eat from my jar of peanut butter.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Speaking of Kanjo, when is he going to post that abomination he created? It belongs in a museum

 

[badblue]

Really seems like a chill village

This image adds an interesting dimension to the current Bear or Men debate on tic tok.

 

[badblue]

This on the other hand adds a disturbing twist to the tic tok Bear or Men debate.

Bear is a novel by Canadian author Marian Engel, published in 1976. It won the Governor General's Literary Award the same year. It is Engel's fifth novel, and her most famous. The story tells of a lonely archivist sent to work in northern Ontario, where she enters into a sexual relationship with a bear.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Surprised

I really enjoyed Ghostbusters Frozen Kingdom

 

[German Hops]

 

[German Hops]

Shitty night last night. (Both the Mavs and stars lost) Got a little too drunk...

But now I'm on the rebound with a roast beef sandwich, with crisp lettuce, coastal cheddar, and an herb mayo, pillowed between a soft and buttery brioche bun.

Add in some buffalo ranch chips and a tropical cocktail, there you have an incredible start to a Wednesday.

 

[Dacvak]

I’m bored in the airport and my flight doesn’t take off for another two hours. I wish airports had those little Japanese capsule beds so I could just take a nap.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’m bored in the airport and my flight doesn’t take off for another two hours. I wish airports had those little Japanese capsule beds so I could just take a nap.

I played a ton of steam deck and switch at the airport back when I was traveling all the time for work

 

[Dacvak]

I played a ton of steam deck and switch at the airport back when I was traveling all the time for work

Yeah, good point. I should just kill some time with Balatro.

Also, I can’t believe I just paid 9 dollars for an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. Being stuck in an airport does weird things to you.

 

[Fart Knight]

All aboard

 

[badblue]

All aboard

 

[Dacvak]

Okay eating this greasy pretzel right before my 5 hour flight might have been a mistake. I’m not trying to join the mile-high-pants-shitting club.

 

[Dacvak]

Now the real dilemma… do I pay the $8 for the in-flight WiFi so I can do some 30,000ft shitposting on GAF?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Now the real dilemma… do I pay the $8 for the in-flight WiFi so I can do some 30,000ft shitposting on GAF?

Going anywhere fun?

 

[badblue]

Now the real dilemma… do I pay the $8 for the in-flight WiFi so I can do some 30,000ft shitposting on GAF?

Last time I was at the airport a large coffee was $8 once you got past security.

 

[Dacvak]

Going anywhere fun?

San Jose, CA for a week for work. I love it there. Absolutely perfect weather, it’s gonna be in the 70s and sunny all week.

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

San Jose, CA for a week for work. I love it there. Absolutely perfect weather, it’s gonna be in the 70s and sunny all week.

Not to mention the eye candy

 

[Dacvak]

Oh hell yeah. Got the emergency exit extra legroom for flight #2. Perfect for tall bastards like me.

 

[bender]

Understandable. I post with them here all the time.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

SlimeGooGoo

 

[22:22:22]

Have a laugh

 

[badblue]

This made me think of German Hops and lunch!

 

[22:22:22]

Brainwashed

 

[Con-Z-epT]

This made me think of German Hops and lunch!

 

[badblue]

Looks like Friday night is going be pretty sweet.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Friday again. Geeeeeez.

Time does speed up as you get older.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Friday again. Geeeeeez.

Time does speed up as you get older.

God it does

Really makes me bitter at times

Grumble grumble grumble

 

[Con-Z-epT]

Another week, another Friday. Still 3 hours of work ahead. Here's to them!

 

[22:22:22]

Excuse my English.

So yeah. I had an appointment this afternoon and as always I use the same route (on my bicycle) which includes a small bridge which is in eyesight from my home.

As I approached said bridge I noticed a woman with a baby carrier and a toddler in front of her.

So I slowed down as you do. Coincidently the woman stopped and was interacting with her little boy. Behind her was a small wooden toddler bike made from wood.


Apparently the bridge has a slight convex to it so when I slowed down I began to see the little bike riding towards the edge lol.

I yelled "Watch out! X3"

Alas, it was to late and the bike fell off into the water.
We both were, I don't know.. waiting if it would sink or something lmao

Upon inspection (I'd already stepped off my bike) it kept itself afloat

So I took off all of my cranial accessories I layed flat on my stomach, reached and retrieved the wooden victim.

She was thankful

I said "Well, I certainly wasn't expecting this to happen today lol"

In which she replied same.

FIN

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I have to pull myself away from Animal Well. I am addicted. Need to actually get some stuff done before I open the game again otherwise I will lose all productivity.

 

[Putonahappyface]

A lady I met downtown called me weird.