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[nightmare-slain]

Ye stepid er semthen?

Homemade noodles & restaurant noodles (although that's a gamble for sure) are SO much better than your freeze dried 30000% Sodium preservative noodles.

Order some Chow mein with crispy pork belly (sauce separate)

i actually have ordered chow mein so i guess i was lying. not with crispy pork belly though.... usually prawns and omelette. it's too fucking expensive so i don't buy it much.

i have tried making noodles from egg/rice noodles but i can't get them right (remember i suck at cooking).

Btw how's my Scottish

I'm frehstyling yeh

you said i was honest so i'll be honest... it's shite i don't know what you're speaking but it doesn't sound scottish.

it's "ye stupit ir sumpin'?"

you want to practice your scottish then watch these

 

[22:22:22]

Now THIS is music posers

 

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Your cooking is shite lad.

i actually have ordered chow mein so i guess i was lying.

you said i was honest so i'll be honest... it's shite i don't know what you're speaking but it doesn't sound scottish.

it's "ye stupit ir sumpin'?"

you want to practice your scottish then watch these

Hahaha thanks!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Now THIS is music posers

 

[nightmare-slain]

Your cooking is shite lad.

Hahaha thanks!

ye callin me lad fur m8

 

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ye callin me lad fur m8

What's the Scottish "lad" "dude"

 

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Funny how it coincidences with ELO's Time which is mostly SciFi & Time travel inspired.

Is your wife from the UK?

 

[nightmare-slain]

What's the Scottish "lad" "dude"

mate... or cunt.

 

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[nightmare-slain]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

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mate... or cunt.

No for real. Like talking to a... when asking for directions or something

 

[nightmare-slain]

No for real. Like talking to a... when asking for directions or something

mate. i suppose cunt is reserved for being more aggressive but still used a lot and not meant to be taken offensively. every cunt's a cunt in scotland. u get good cunts and cunty cunts. you're a cunt, yer da's a cunt, yer pal's a cunt, yer granny is a cunt. dugs are cunts. doos are cunts. you get the idea.

 

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mate. i suppose cunt is reserved for being more aggressive but still used a lot and not meant to be taken offensively. every cunt's a cunt in scotland. u get good cunts and cunty cunts. you're a cunt, yer da's a cunt, yer pal's a cunt, yer granny is a cunt. dugs are cunts. doos are cunts. you get the idea.

 

[nightmare-slain]

joost don't greet if ye come here and some cunt calls you a cunt. if you're being a real cunt you'll know. at which point you'll be offered a square go.

 

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You must have a good life when ya can resonate with this upbeat shit. Like the lyrics which was simultaneously random and random+

 

[nightmare-slain]

2 22:22:22 wanty gees some ae yer lingo then?

 

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2 22:22:22 wanty gees some ae yer lingo then?

joost don't greet if ye come here and some cunt calls you a cunt. if you're being a real cunt you'll know. at which point you'll be offered a square go.

Sure why not.


Don't greet someone who calls you a cunt out of nowhere?

Also. Why would they randomly call me a cunt and spend 3 months sipping liquid food trough a straw?

 

[nightmare-slain]

Sure why not.


Don't greet someone who calls you a cunt out of nowhere?

Also. Why would they randomly call me a cunt and spend 3 months sipping liquid food trough a straw?

No. Don't cry if someone calls you a cunt. You're mostly likely not a cunt. If you are a cunt then you fight. Your cunt will be kicked in or you will kick their cunt in.

Lay it on me

 

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No. Don't cry if someone calls you a cunt. You're mostly likely not a cunt. If you are a cunt then you fight. Your cunt will be kicked in or you will kick their cunt in.

Lay it on me

Oh I see lol.

It's just part of the Scottish social experience!

No worries mate. Takes allot for me to nearly kill some real cunt

 

[nightmare-slain]

Oh I see lol.

It's just part of the Scottish social experience!

No worries mate. Takes allot for me to nearly kill some real cunt

You don't know what I'm saying do you?

 

[John Marston]

What are you cunts talkin' about.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Cunty McCuntface

 

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You don't know what I'm saying do you?

Ik heb moeite met het interpreren van je vraag gezien de vele referenties in ons gesprek. Waar doel je op precies?

 

[nightmare-slain]

Ik heb moeite met het interpreren van je vraag gezien de vele referenties in ons gesprek. Waar doel je op precies?

brb google transaltin

 

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What are you cunts talkin' about.

West Texas CEO mostly

 

[nightmare-slain]

Ik heb moeite met het interpreren van je vraag gezien de vele referenties in ons gesprek. Waar doel je op precies?

Hieronder vroeg ik je:

2 22:22:22 wanty gees some ae yer lingo then?

Dat betekent: "Do you want to teach me some of your language?"

U antwoordde toen:

Sure why not.

Dus vroeg ik "Lay it on me then". Dit betekent dat ik je heb gevraagd om me je taal te leren

Ik heb je geleerd om Schots te spreken, dus nu wil ik graag wat van je taal leren!

 

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John Marston

 

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Ik heb je geleerd om Schots te spreken, dus nu wil ik graag wat van je taal leren!

Missed that.
What do want to know?

 

[nightmare-slain]

Missed that.
What do want to know?

I don't know... the basics? how to say hello, my name is, i am * years old, etc??? lol anything. If you have any good videos to share I'll watch them.

 

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Brb gonna watch building a boat for the 80st time.

 

[nightmare-slain]

I think I'm going to go make my shitey noodles.

 

[22:22:22]

Brb gonna watch building a boat for the 80st time.

I needed tha atm

 

[nightmare-slain]

yo s'up G-unit? West Texas CEO

 

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I think I'm going to go make my shitey noodles.

Please. Take your time and I will answer you fake noodle eater.

 

[John Marston]

John Marston

You always get some of the funniest shit out of the deep dark corners of the web

 

[nightmare-slain]

Please. Take your time and I will answer you fake noodle eater.

I'm not fake

 

[nightmare-slain]

the deep dark corners of the web

aka youtube

yeah at some point on there you do get to the weird bits of it.

 

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yo s'up G-unit? West Texas CEO

He's pooing atm. Let him be.

You always get some of the funniest shit out of the deep dark corners of the web

❤ John Marston ❤

 

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aka youtube

yeah at some point on there you do get to the weird bits of it.

Weird? Just the best Dutch troll on YouTube.

 

[nightmare-slain]

2 22:22:22 i'd love to learn your language but i have to go. not feeling good and i need to go hate myself. fucking stupid brain is up to it's usual shite. i feel like i'm being cringey/pathetic on here. thanks for putting up with my shitey nonsense or at least pretending to. i don't know i don't mean that in a mean way. you're such a cool person but every time i post shit i think people must be thinkin oh there he goes again embarrassing himself!

sorry to ruin the vibe for everyone else. i know i'm such a miserable bastard i'm done now!

 

[22:22:22]

2 22:22:22 i'd love to learn your language but i have to go. not feeling good and i need to go hate myself. fucking stupid brain is up to it's usual shite. i feel like i'm being cringey/pathetic on here. thanks for putting up with my shitey nonsense or at least pretending to. i don't know i don't mean that in a mean way. you're such a cool person but every time i post shit i think people must be thinkin oh there he goes again embarrassing himself!

sorry to ruin the vibe for everyone else. i know i'm such a miserable bastard i'm done now!

You do you bae. You were very honest and funny (in a good way) so don't feel like that. Remember my post about you being yourself? That shit is top tier in my book. Take your rest/time/whatever. I and many other i like to think very highly of your input

 

[West Texas CEO]

yo s'up G-unit? West Texas CEO

Holding steady and resisting the urge to drink whilst on my lunch.

 

[West Texas CEO]

2 22:22:22 i'd love to learn your language but i have to go. not feeling good and i need to go hate myself. fucking stupid brain is up to it's usual shite. i feel like i'm being cringey/pathetic on here. thanks for putting up with my shitey nonsense or at least pretending to. i don't know i don't mean that in a mean way. you're such a cool person but every time i post shit i think people must be thinkin oh there he goes again embarrassing himself!

sorry to ruin the vibe for everyone else. i know i'm such a miserable bastard i'm done now!

We all enjoy your quirky posts. There's nothing cringe about what you do.

 

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We all enjoy your quirky posts. There's nothing cringe about what you do.

 

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I meant to add I always feel the package to get a feel if they're whole or crumbled AF..

 

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Cheers gang!

 

[John Marston]

2 22:22:22 i'd love to learn your language but i have to go. not feeling good and i need to go hate myself. fucking stupid brain is up to it's usual shite. i feel like i'm being cringey/pathetic on here. thanks for putting up with my shitey nonsense or at least pretending to. i don't know i don't mean that in a mean way. you're such a cool person but every time i post shit i think people must be thinkin oh there he goes again embarrassing himself!

sorry to ruin the vibe for everyone else. i know i'm such a miserable bastard i'm done now!

Don't think too much.
You are Home in here and much appreciated

 

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Don't think too much.
You are Home in here and much appreciated