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[Bullet Club]

A tough one to guess...

Underwear-clad Adelaide man chases home intruder with didgeridoo

Dressed in just his underpants and wielding a didgeridoo, an Adelaide man has chased an intruder from his property leading to a swift arrest.

Kym Abrook woke to noises in his Fulham Gardens home early on Monday, disturbing the thief and chasing him out the door.
He managed to contact police as he ran down the street after, with a police dog helping officers make an arrest soon after.

“I noticed I run faster naked,” Mr Abrook told 9News.

“Semi-naked anyway, so I might try that… very lucky the cops got there first.”

A 32-year-old man was charged with aggravated serious criminal trespass and theft and was bailed to appear in Port Adelaide Magistrates Court on August 6.

Police alleged he was found in possession of a wallet and cash stolen during the break-in.

Source: 9News

 

[triplestation]

I heard there's gonna be a movie adaption of this directed by Christopher Nolan

 

[Rentahamster]

There's didgeridoos in Austria?

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

"Oi, I'm gonna shove this didgeridoo up your ass, mate!" Would be a very Australian thing to say.

Heh heh, oh my!

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[RokkanStoned]

Fuck, I thought this was a fake out, due to literally mentioning a didgeridoo in the title and went with Florida for my guess. Also home intrusion was something I assumed seemed more like Florida. Of course, it instead was Papa up to his typical shenanigans.

 

[Tesseract]

we found JCVD's long lost father

 

[triplestation]

 

[Papa]

Fuck, I thought this was a fake out, due to literally mentioning a didgeridoo in the title and went with Florida for my guess. Also home intrusion was something I assumed seemed more like Florida. Of course, it instead was Papa up to his typical shenanigans.

Pretty sure that’s Scopa

 

[Scopa]

Pretty sure that’s Scopa

Nah, I wouldn’t have called the police and the guy would have disappeared.

Props to this guy. It was fucking freezing that morning. Also, lol at him putting on his stained “Sunday best” Holden top for his tv interview. Bogans, never change.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I saw Cunth on the street today.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

All right, fess up, which one of you guys did this?

 

[Scopa]

They should cast him in the Mortal Kombat movie.

New character “Kimmo”.

Catch phrase: “C’mere, ya cunt!”

Fatality: Decapitates you with a Holden hubcap