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[TOM f'N CRUISE]

hahahahahaha

 

[cameron]

Ok so I'm just going to let this run it's course. I wish I could say thanks, but you guys only mad the situation worse

Probably gonna cool it with the porn watching.

Sorry, no one is going to bet on that horse.

 

[subtles]

I'm sure she'll be having nightmares.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I'm sure she'll be having nightmares.

Goddammit, I wanted that event to wait until the next movie!

 

[Atraveller]

This thread is amazing.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Surprised you are not just jacking off at the dinner table right now.

Wrong!! If he sister was sitting at the dining room table, he would be jacking it there, not while she's away.

Sister told mom, mom has huge regrets about letting her chronic masturbating son move into daughters room. Takes daughter out to dinner as a small peace offering for having to sleep with perverted son/brother.

 

[Nebula]

Sleep on a sofa next time. Preferrably in a room with no relatives in it.

 

[jaxword]

Haha I completely acknowledge that I fucked up. Sorry if it sounds like I'm blaming anyone but myself.

 

[Wilsongt]

#dead #fuckingdead Laughing so hard I need my inhaler now.

 

[Zeyphersan]

OP's dream:

 

[Ferrio]

 

[MogCakes]

EightBit makes some of the most entertaining threads. Holy shit

 

[Bluenova]

LMAO

Page 5 is the turning point.

I think one day OP, you and your sis might awkwardly laugh about it...

 

[daveo42]

Damn, this thread continues to deliver. I hope OP will help in keeping this train rolling.

 

[malfcn]

Contender for thread of the year..and it's only February.

 

[Mechanized]

Tell your mom you might have a porn addiction.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Tell your mom you might have a porn addiction.

No, he said he WASN'T a chronic masturbator, and we should all totally believe him.

 

[kick51]

the parts where people are posting underage incest hentai and other people are asking for sources is pretty strange too

is this really what we harbor here

 

[Spine_Ripper]

Were you watching Japanese porn, because if so you could just say it was race cars. Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8IYfRkJYY (NSFW if you pull an EightBitNate and have your speakers on full blast)

But seriously OP, you broke pretty much every rule of spunk shui. You couldn't do any more damage even if you went over and filled her ear canal.

This fucking thread...what the fuck man.

 

[898]

If nothing this thread has gotten a lot of us through the day.
Good luck, have Spiderman.

 

[hateradio]

 

[agrajag]

so have they gone to bed yet? We need an update OP!

 

[Zeyphersan]

so have they gone to bed yet? We need an update OP!

They all went to bed, he's busy watching porn.

"Oh no, my headphones! Not again!"

 

[EightBitNate]

so have they gone to bed yet? We need an update OP!

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

 

[Portman]

What was your justification for sleeping in the living room that you gave your mom?

 

[daveo42]

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

Waiting for the middle of the night update where your sister shows up in the living room too. With mom.

And...that's it for me.

 

[Steamlord]

But now your sister will be lonely

 

[Zeyphersan]

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

Don't worry, your sister will come warm you up. She got the hint.

 

[Zeppeli]

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

mom is bunking in your bed, that's why she wants you to go up there

she doesn't want you to think that only younger girls are willing to listen to porn on your iPad with you

 

[Dr.Acula]

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

Tell your Mom your sis was "acting innapropriately" and you feel uncomfortable in the room with her. Mom confronts sis, and she says it was you. Mom gets upset that your sis would lie like that.

It's you or her op, you've already lost the sister. Don't lose your Mom.

Spoiler

j/k

 

[davepoobond]

Don't worry, your sister will come warm you up. She got the hint.

make sure you wrap it up, web slinger.

 

[agrajag]

What did you tell the sister about not sleeping with her?

 

[Kinyou]

What did you tell the sister about not sleeping with her?

I wonder as well. I'm starting to think that she might interpret the whole thing a lot worse than it actually was

 

[daveo42]

What did you tell the sister about not sleeping with her?

Probably nothing as he and his sister aren't talking since slip-up.

 

[Replicant]

My onii-chan can't possibly be this perverted.

 

[brokenbeans]

This worked out great now you are downstairs you can watch all the porn you want on full blast.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

She's just being coy. Lay off the porn and try to do something really nice for your sister.

Spoiler

she may have saved your behind

 

[Tangeroo]

Sleeping in the living room.

My mom keeps telling me to go sleep in my sisters room because it's freezing down here.

Mom doesn't seem to know. Haven't really talked to my sister.

Calling it a night

Now your sister thinks you're sleeping out there to jack off with impunity. Go back to her room and prove yourself like a champ.

 

[brokenbeans]

You should of stayed upstairs it would of given you both chance to talk, now you just look plain guilty and this gives your mum opportunity to start asking questions making it harder for sis.

Go back upstairs and tuck her in.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I need to study goddammit, why is this thread so entertaining now??

 

[Acrylic7]

The irony is that this thread is fap material.

Spoiler

and your sister has a Gaf account

 

[cameron]

What did you tell the sister about not sleeping with her?

Lol, reading that question out of context implies something terrible. Yet it is still kinda terrible knowing the full context.

 

[Zeppeli]

The irony is that this thread is fap material.

Spoiler

and your sister has a Gaf account

ops sister here can confirm

 

[Cody_D165]

just caught up with this thread and

I nominate this post for GAF Hall of Fame, I am so fucking dead

 

[agrajag]

did he finish fapping yet?

 

[BPoole]

green represents noises

Looks like OP was shooting his sister with a kamehameha lol

 

[Secret Fawful]

This will be the OP one night.

NSFW

 

[Zeppeli]

This will be the OP one night.

NSFW

Oh god, I remember seeing that comic on YTMND. Fucking hilarious.

 

[Jel44]

Brought to you by CassidyIzABeast from another thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn9mmFDwZko

The irony is that this thread is fap material.

Spoiler

and your sister has a Gaf account

ops sister here can confirm

Wait what ._.

 

[Kain]

It seems your mom wants to hear your green noises too, OP.