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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

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xxracerxx

Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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Without pictures, this is worthless.
 
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Symphonia

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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Sorian

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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Living the dream and not even finding it interesting, tsk tsk.
 
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213372bu

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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The mileage on this thread!

How do you find this not interesting? I need to do what you do for a living.
 
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Mistel

Banned
Sorian said:
If you find some pervy bi sisters, you should send them my way.
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Maybe if they can't keep up with me then we'll talk...

213372bu said:
How do you find this not interesting?
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The story isn't interesting the experience however very much different. We had a lot of sex and the sheer emotional experience itself was amazing, probably not to everyone's taste but I have no regrets about it.
 
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DoktorEvil

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
Nope a completely different country, this happened nearly about 2 years ago.

The experience was interesting, not the story. Now I just need to find more pervy lesbian sisters to enjoy.
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Man, I need to find a set of pervy bisexual twins or sisters.

Also, thread came full circle with sisters.

EightBit, how ya holding up? Did your mom and sis say anything?

EightBitNate said:
Go on
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Goddamn it...
 
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Benutzer

Member
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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nice
 
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Novocaine

Member
I can get down with the going for a risky tug thing but man you took it to a new level. I hope you weren't watching something freaky like fart porn.
 
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DrEvil

not a medical professional
DoktorEvil said:
Man, I need to find a set of pervy bisexual twins or sisters.

Also, thread came full circle with sisters.

EightBit, how ya holding up? Did your mom and sis say anything?



Goddamn it...
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I don't appreciate the similarity of your account name to mine.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

Member
Freaky Fred said:
The only way this thread could get better is if it morphs into a twisted version of that "I saw my sister in law butt ass naked" thread. Here's my hope for this thread's future:

OP is gonna start saying his sister is wearing skimpy clothes around him and then she's gonna cut his hair and slap her boobs around the back of his head the whole time.

Then we'll find out OP was looking through old family albums and finds out his sister was actually adopted and isn't related to him at all. Then a deluge of "go for it bro" posts will inevitably flood this thread for 6 pages.

OP will start having highly sexual thoughts and urges about the girl he always believed was his sister while maintaining that he isn't some sexually driven creep. It will become obvious that he's trying to convince himself of this more than he's trying to convince us.

OP will then decide he's gonna go for it, stating "hell, real flesh and blood is much better than watching porn on an ipad, and she's not really my sister." OP will disappear for 40 minutes while all of GAF bites its nails in anticipation.

then OP will return and tell us it was all an elaborate prank set up by his mom and sister just to mess with him or something. Some of us will be relieved, some of us will be in disbelief, some meltdowns will occur. Most of us will be a bit sad that the thread has reached its end, but that sadness will quickly fade away when someone else creates a thread asking if it's weird to poop in the sink and wash your hands in the toilet or something. The new OP will be ridiculed, gifs will be made, and the circle of GAF life will continue.

I'm sure none of this will actually happen(except the last 2 sentences)
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Time is a flat circle.
 
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Mistel

Banned
DoktorEvil said:
Man, I need to find a set of pervy bisexual twins or sisters.
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Really most of them just need to enjoy dirty stuff first before you would suggest it. Or doing it themselves already and don't mind someone else joining in on their fun. Twins are a bit iffy I've dated only one and I slept with her sister by accident, as they were identical and I couldn't tell them apart...

CyanideStrike said:
I honestly don't know whether to be disgusted or aroused by this turn of events. I mean, the fact it's incest is just plain wrong on so many levels but, c'mon, it's two girls. Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of girl-on-girl action.
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I think you're veering more towards the arousal if you liking girl on girl. But I like a bit of perversion in a girl so I've got no issue with it really...
 
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Sorian

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
Really most of them just need to enjoy dirty stuff first before you would suggest it. Or doing it themselves already and don't mind someone else joining in on their fun. Twins are a bit iffy I've dated only one and I slept with her sister by accident, as they were identical and I couldn't tell them apart...
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Might as well just start your own thread with you experiences, I think half the forum would eat it all up.
 
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Symphonia

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
I think you're veering more towards the arousal if you liking girl on girl. But I like a bit of perversion in a girl so I've got no issue with it really...
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Yeah, but there's perversion and then there's this. I like a bit of kinkiness in a girl as much as the next guy but incest? That's a whole other level, my friend.
 
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DoktorEvil

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
Really most of them just need to enjoy dirty stuff first before you would suggest it. Or doing it themselves already and don't mind someone else joining in on their fun. Twins are a bit iffy I've dated only one and I slept with her sister by accident, as they were identical and I couldn't tell them apart.
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Yeah, I can see how that can be a problem. I've never met any sisters or twins that even entertain that idea. It's always been too taboo to entertain.

In my experience, when dealing with a set of twins I always mark the twin I'm dating unintentionally as to avoid any incidents...
Always keep a sharpie around.
 
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Grizzo

Member
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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That story reminds me of this french movie with Eva Green.
 
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Mistel

Banned
CyanideStrike said:
Yeah, but there's perversion and then there's this. I like a bit of kinkiness in a girl as much as the next guy but incest? That's a whole other level, my friend.
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There's far worse I'm not saying it's right or wrong but I understand your viewpoint.

Sorian said:
Might as well just start your own thread with you experiences, I think half the forum would eat it all up.
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I've only got a few and I've already told two of them what would you even title that topic as anyway?
 
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Kieli

Member
Thanks to this thread, I have now learned that the scientific word for dick cheese is smegma.

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Freaky Fred

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
Really most of them just need to enjoy dirty stuff first before you would suggest it. Or doing it themselves already and don't mind someone else joining in on their fun. Twins are a bit iffy I've dated only one and I slept with her sister by accident, as they were identical and I couldn't tell them apart...
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Wut. And the sister didn't say anything like "hey you're fucking the wrong chick here"?
 
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MormaPope

Banned
Stormtrooper said:
I was dating the younger sister of the pair, the older one was just over a year older than she was and they had a very intimate sexual and emotional relationship. After a couple of dates the pair told me that they had an incestuous relationship with each other. We then had a three person relationship for a while, a quite a happy if somewhat odd relationship, we all cared for each other. One thing lead to another so we started having very intimate liaisons with all three of us. After a while it became clear that they loved each other more so we broke it off, fun whilst it lasted though if just a tad odd.

I don't think it's that interesting really.
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Musolf815

Member
Newlove said:
How can you not tell sound isn't coming through your headphones within the first few seconds?
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I feel as though I should study up on my Freud to analyze this, I know he theorized a lot about incest and I'm pretty sure he said there are no mistakes, the subconscious mind decides them.
 
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Foghorn Leghorn

Unconfirmed Member
Stormtrooper said:
Really most of them just need to enjoy dirty stuff first before you would suggest it. Or doing it themselves already and don't mind someone else joining in on their fun. Twins are a bit iffy I've dated only one and I slept with her sister by accident, as they were identical and I couldn't tell them apart...
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Edit: already answered.
 
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EightBitNate

Member
M_Night said:
Final update OP to give us some closure on this thread?
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I've been avoiding my sister these past couple days. I can tell she's been avoiding me too. I've been trying to leave the house a lot and staying in different rooms.

My mom and family don't seem like they know anything, so that's good.
 
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DoktorEvil

Banned
EightBitNate said:
I've been avoiding my sister these past couple days. I can tell she's been avoiding me too. I've been trying to leave the house a lot and staying in different rooms.

My mom and family don't seem like they know anything, so that's good.
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Are you ever going to have the talk, or are you going to avoid her for the next few weeks until she forgets?
 
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