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If you had to be stranded on a desert island with one forum member, who would it be?
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MrPing1000
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Suerte said:
Ok dude but tell me when you and the cardboard are getting intimate, i walk on that and theres going to be awkward silences until we are rescued
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
Jinx. I could use the tip of his head as a spear and go hunting for exotic game.
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Journeywalker
Member
Gahiggidy because...I miss him.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Wait, didn't Tritoid suck a dick? God, I was sure he'd end up on somebody's list.
Bruce Vilanch
Banned
-jinx- said:
Yes.
norinrad21
Banned
Forsete
CVXFREAK said:
Dialogue from island..
"You know what I really loved? When that dog jumped through the window. I about shit my pants... ok I really did the first time but beyond that.. Say, wonder if Resident Evil 4's out yet. I.."
"..WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!1"
"Yeah, and probably come back as zombies! Haha, wouldnt that be cool??"
"Im going to EAT you!!!"
"Just like a zombie! How bout th.. !!!"
*SNARL*CRUNCH!*CRUNCH!*!!
Lemurnator
Banned
Vagabond or Biff Hardbody
Mermandala said:
Wow, I'm honored. The liberal arts major in me is highly amused by this notion, but I'm honored.
This is true, but I'm mostly made up of the Skipper and Gilligan:
You'll note a distinct lack of Mary Ann, for which I can only apologize.
Meanwhile, if I was going to be stranded on a desert island with a GAFer, it would be JackFrost2012 - assuming the desert island was actually Japan and he was willing to let me sleep on his couch and give me the grand tour of Tokyo.
FnordChan
I'd take DJ Demon J, because it would be a hilarious mismatch of sitcom proportions.
"Hey DJ, did you finish building that coconut GameCube?"
"Yes...only it's a coconut Xbox!"
"But we only have GameCube games!"
"No we don't, I shattered them and was planning on using the shards to cut you while you sleep!"
"Oh, you!"
"Hey DJ, did you finish building that coconut GameCube?"
"Yes...only it's a coconut Xbox!"
"But we only have GameCube games!"
"No we don't, I shattered them and was planning on using the shards to cut you while you sleep!"
"Oh, you!"
Mermandala
Member
Sure, I know you can't build a radio.
But there is a whole world of transmission variety: disease vectors being one and manga being another.
plus, I'm pretty sure that monkey-tapping two coconuts together counts.
another thing - overlooking inherited wealth, corporate fraud, and stock-fetishizing,
all SANE folk have a smidge of relaxed pomposity.
But there is a whole world of transmission variety: disease vectors being one and manga being another.
plus, I'm pretty sure that monkey-tapping two coconuts together counts.
another thing - overlooking inherited wealth, corporate fraud, and stock-fetishizing,
all SANE folk have a smidge of relaxed pomposity.
Drinky Crow
Banned
Gahiggidy. Who *wouldn't* want to be stranded on an island with SMAPTY POWER!
Hmm... this is tough. I mean there are several different ways that you can go with this.
For instance, I'm almost positive that I could kill Oligario with my bare hands. And although I am a life-long vegetarian, if I DID have to kill and eat someone, he looks suitably well fed.
Then, of course, there is the eye candy way of looking at the issue. Catz wins here, hands down.
But realistically, I'd take someone as prone to alcoholism and ranting as me. Those who mentioned me are certainly candidates, but when it comes down to it the only person that I'm reasonably sure could do the job remains Drinky Crow. So I'll take Drinky and we'll fashion a distillery and get hammered on fermented coconut milk, and argue over which administration was the most corrupt: G W Bush, U S Grant, or Nixon.
For instance, I'm almost positive that I could kill Oligario with my bare hands. And although I am a life-long vegetarian, if I DID have to kill and eat someone, he looks suitably well fed.
Then, of course, there is the eye candy way of looking at the issue. Catz wins here, hands down.
But realistically, I'd take someone as prone to alcoholism and ranting as me. Those who mentioned me are certainly candidates, but when it comes down to it the only person that I'm reasonably sure could do the job remains Drinky Crow. So I'll take Drinky and we'll fashion a distillery and get hammered on fermented coconut milk, and argue over which administration was the most corrupt: G W Bush, U S Grant, or Nixon.
clipunderground
Member
I'm not picky. Any of you would do. I'd only end up spearing you with a bamboo shoot and eating you anyhow.
Since I took this as a round about "which posters do you like etc" thread then I would choose either Wario64, Cyan, or Roal Duke.
If I were actually going to be stranded on a desert island I would choose a woman or someone who would be beneficial to survival, I doubt I would find one of the first type to my liking on GA..
If I were actually going to be stranded on a desert island I would choose a woman or someone who would be beneficial to survival, I doubt I would find one of the first type to my liking on GA.
.Lemurnator
Banned
Wario64 said:
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Mermandala
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Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Marsomega, we'll talk about graphics and shit. :rock
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