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Male GAF: Does anyone have an exceptionally small "member"? (semi-NSFW)

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Conor_Fool

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Hey everyone.

I'd like some honest answers in this thread. What is it like to have a small penis? I'm talking about a sub-5 incher here. I know there would be plenty of takers in the "big penis" category, but is anyone here willing to admit their pecker is the size of a baby carrot? Has a girl (or guy) ever chuckled at the sight of it? Does it hurt your confidence? And lastly, if you don't fit into this category but you are aware that someone you know (friend, husband, etc.) has a small one, how does it affect theirs or your life?

I just can't imagine carrying that burden around, most likely afraid to show any significant other your hypothetically minuscule schlong.

EDIT: Sorry if I came off as an asshole. I was too busy trying to post funny slang words for penis that I came off as a condescending arse. And I was just joking with the reference to a baby carrot and the penis being "minuscule," seeing as we are only talking about a difference of like 2 inches that label someone as either small or large. Hope I didn't offend.

And please, for the love of god, do not send me pictures. I was just wondering the affects it may have on your daily life.
 
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fuzzyreactor

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I feel bad for dudes with small members cause regardless what people say, that shit does matter. There are other things that matter more though
$$$$$
 
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Out of Working Order

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Conor_Fool said:
Hey everyone.

I'd like some honest answers in this thread. What is it like to have a small penis? I'm talking about a sub-5 incher here. I know there would be plenty of takers in the "big penis" category, but is anyone here willing to admit their pecker is the size of a baby carrot? Has a girl (or guy) ever chuckled at the sight of it? Does it hurt your confidence? And lastly, if you don't fit into this category but you are aware that someone you know (friend, husband, etc.) has a small one, how does it affect theirs or your life?

I just can't imagine carrying that burden around, most likely afraid to show any significant other your hypothetically minuscule schlong.
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Wow, I feel great now.

4 inches, by the way. Only 1 inch off 5 inches - no big deal.

You think a person's life is ruled entirely by their dick size?
 
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Lionel Mandrake

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Sometimes you see a thread... And you know-- You just know it's going to blow up to 100s of posts in a matter of minutes, or get locked.

This is one of them.
 
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Rich!

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I have to say, I'm above average. olololol Regardless, one of my exes had a boyfriend with a massive cock, and one time whilst they were going at it, she managed to rip his foreskin off whilst they were having sex.

So it's not all good guys
 
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No Love

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OP sure can't wait to see tiny dicks, that's for sure.

Hey OP, why don't you go on Google and look up small dick porn or something? Sheesh.
 
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Calibus

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I don't, but penis size continues to be a self-imposed male problem. Unless yours is exceptionally freakishly small then you can please the vast majority of women on this planet.
 
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BFIB

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A buddy told me his was around 3 inches, but it was as round as a tuna can. Ladies sure love him, so there's something to the motion of the ocean myth.
 
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Rich!

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nemss said:
A buddy told me his was around 3 inches, but it was as round as a tuna can. Ladies sure love him, so there's something to the motion of the ocean myth.
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I'm struggling to imagine that.

That must be like...I don't know. What.
 
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Johnlenham

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Calibus said:
I don't, but penis size continues to be a self-imposed male problem. Unless yours is exceptionally freakishly small then you can please the vast majority of women on this planet.
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Well I went to get free condoms last week and the woman asked if I was "Regular or Large"
I said regular but she gave me large as well, ill be sure to leave them around my place in obvious places, just incase!
Curiosity's sake I was 2inch from maxing it and I swear that shit is like 9 or so, absurd.

Edit: should add in the Uk if you go to a sexual health clinic they will give them to you for free if you see an "advisor".
 
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Wolf Dawgz

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Wiki answers gives some interesting questions for penis sizes.
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DAT fascination with African penises
 
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Conor_Fool

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Empowe said:
Wow, I feel great now.

4 inches, by the way. Only 1 inch off 5 inches - no big deal.

You think a person's life is ruled entirely by their dick size?
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Nooo, I'm sorry man! I am genuinely interested in whether or not someone's life would be significantly affected by it, of course it doesn't apply to everyone.

I admire your honesty.
 
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subrock

Member
I always thought I had a below-average sized penis, but it turns out I'd just never held it up to another one to compare. I've been told the opposite in my adult life.
 
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EmiPrime

Member
You might want to stop getting your information about the human body from porn.

Under 5" is not exceptionally small.
 
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mackattk

Member
Mine is not that big.. maybe 4.5 or something like that. But I am also fat, so that definitely contributes to the problem.

i honestly don't really care too much. I have never been that good with the ladies, so it really hasn't affected me too much.
 
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