Remember when everyone seriously thought that Nintendo would release a collection of 3D Mario games with a completely remade Mario 64 included for $60? We were all so goddamn naïve back then....
It'll be a $60 port of Metroid Prime with only the option to either use the joycons like a wiimote, or use the gamecube style controls (no updated dual analog controls). It will be a bare minimum emulated game with emulation issues that Dolphin solved years ago. Nintendo fans will praise the game for existing at all. 5 years later, they may do the same for Metroid Prime 2, but that is being incredibly optimistic.