Support NeoGAF

[Elektro Demon]

So let's say you have a shit load of money. you're a rich guy. Would you consider one of those penis enlargement surgeries?
Now I have a fairly solid schmekel, 18 cm if you really must know. I'm satisfied with it. But, if I had a ton of money, I think I might consider getting it enlarged.
I'd go with with 25 cm. It makes sense really, if you were a guy that has insane amounts of money, well it's inevitable that you'd be banging a lot of chicks.
So why not leave a lasting impression on them with your monster pee pee?

So, it doesn't matter if you're satisfied with your current pee pee, this is a hypothetical question.
Would you consider getting it enlarged if you had lots of money? Billionaire level of money.

 

[DonJorginho]

Of course, can never have enough shaft.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Grow the fuck up

 

[poppabk]

The day that penis enlargement is safe and effective the whole world will grind to a halt as almost every man in the world will be on line for the surgery.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Grow the fuck up

No thanks.

 

[LordKasual]

Elektro Demon threads be coming in with those saturday night, 7 shots in questions

 

[DonJorginho]

Grow the fuck up

Why grow the fuck up, when you can enlarge your penis and grow your number of fucks up?

 

[LordKasual]

Size does matter, but that really only counts for people with below average dicks.

most dudes dont have a tiny dick, they just suck at sex. :/

 

[Elektro Demon]

The day that penis enlargement is safe and effective the whole world will grind to a halt as almost every man in the world will be on line for the surgery.

What do you mean? It's not safe?

 

[LordKasual]

What do you mean? It's not safe?

i mean it's probably not as safe as breast enlargement.

 

[Elektro Demon]

i mean it's probably not as safe as breast enlargement.

Didn't know that.
But yeah, we're talking about having billionaire level of money. I'm sure with that kind of dough you can go to the absolute best plastic surgeon.

 

[WinterIsComing]

Nope, if I was a billionaire and if it was safe, I'd get a penis reduction, I imagine people with only 8 or 9 inches have it a lot easier than us with humongous ones.

 

[Deleted member 713885]

I'd go with girth. I'm in a nice "not gonna smash your cervix" or "make you laugh" range.
I figure a 1/4 to 1/2 inch bump would be a welcome delight. Not a pringles can but a nice 'boop' out of average.

You would think would be an easy fix right now. Seems they can blump lips and titties, why not your ween.
But the cocks a fickle beast...seems like it's one of those appendages that's tricky to have work done on.
You can break it or end up making it look like gruesome.

 

[Tesseract]

my dick is shredded perfection

don't fuck with what god gave ye

 

[Cybrwzrd]

This is an artist representation of me in a previous life.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Probably

 

[nikolino840]

 

[Ironbunny]

No, peeing when sitting down is alredy a such drag.

 

[The Cockatrice]

It's big enough so nah.

 

[poppabk]

Didn't know that.
But yeah, we're talking about having billionaire level of money. I'm sure with that kind of dough you can go to the absolute best plastic surgeon.

Have you seen the faces of some celebrities?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Have you seen the faces of some celebrities?

Actually, now that you mention it, yeah, you got me there.

 

[GymWolf]

my dick is shredded perfection

don't fuck with what god gave ye

Is it made of adamantium?

 

[Son Tofu]

Grow the fuck up

I'm sensing a teeny peeny.

 

[Jaxx_377]

Unless you have a MIcropenis or a legit medical condition then absolutely not.

Besides if your already getting/banging women with the size of your bank account why would the size or lasting impression of anything else matter.

 

[M1chl]

No. True, when I am down, I think that all my problems (as unrelated as you can get) are due to not having stadard issue neoGaf dick™.But well I do that, because it's easy. I don't think I would gain anything.

Although, I would KILL for half-boner pills.

Size does matter, but that really only counts for people with below average dicks.

most dudes dont have a tiny dick, they just suck at sex. :/

Yeah well, women in general are terrible at sex, because they don't have to be be good. Now being in relationship, I think I can say that openly. Such a relief.

 

[Woo-Fu]

What kind of idiot thinks a large penis is more useful than a large amount of money?

Think about how the males of our species attract a mate. It isn't with a scale drawing of their penis on their forehead. It is with overt displays of success.

The only people who need a large penis are porn stars. If your aspiration is to be a successful porn star then by all means invest in your penis. The rest of us? It's all about the benjamins, not the dicks.

 

[LordKasual]

Yeah well, women in general are terrible at sex, because they don't have to be be good. Now being in relationship, I think I can say that openly. Such a relief.

unfortunately i feel like this works both ways, because women statistically will inflate sexual experience for the sake of the male.....and if a guy nuts, which he most likely will, then it really doesn't matter how good the woman was in bed most of the time. The vast majority of women do not cum through intercourse alone though, while the majority of men do.

being in a relationship all of this changes though yeah. If one of you is bad at sex, it's going to be obvious once the honeymoon phase is over and sex becomes a regular thing.

but in casual dating, everyone is generally okay with just lustful pumping....even when its mediocre, it's always good lol

What kind of idiot thinks a large penis is more useful than a large amount of money?

Think about how the males of our species attract a mate. It isn't with a scale drawing of their penis on their forehead. It is with overt displays of success.

The only people who need a large penis are porn stars. If your aspiration is to be a successful porn star then by all means invest in your penis. The rest of us? It's all about the benjamins, not the dicks.

This.

Your dick can be trash but a woman you want will literally marry you and deal with it if you have other things in order.

You can have the most perfect, magical, resizing dick and still never get laid for being a loser or having no charisma/personality.

 

[Elektro Demon]

What kind of idiot thinks a large penis is more useful than a large amount of money?

Think about how the males of our species attract a mate. It isn't with a scale drawing of their penis on their forehead. It is with overt displays of success.

The only people who need a large penis are porn stars. If your aspiration is to be a successful porn star then by all means invest in your penis.

So we're talking hypothetical. It's not about attracting females. If you were a billionaire you don't have to attract chicks. They come to you.
Because they come to you, why not have a massive weiner? Most girls a billionaire would bang, are superficial thots. And you would want to rip their vag with your massive dong. Because they don't care about you, they care about your money. Well, they gotta earn that money/presents/neckglasses through a massive rod.

 

[Yoshi]

Tell us the truth, you just want to get back into her uterus.

My answer is no.

 

[The Cockatrice]

So we're talking hypothetical. It's not about attracting females. If you were a billionaire you don't have to attract chicks. They come to you.
Because they come to you, why not have a massive weiner? Most girls a billionaire would bang, are superficial thots. And you would want to rip their vag with your massive dong. Because they don't care about you, they care about your money. Well, they gota earn that money through a massive rod.

Nothing hypothetical. Most women do not really enjoy huge penises as you're being led to believe in porn videos. It actually hurts them and can even cause health issues. If you have a woman that does enjoy huge dicks there are multiple ways to pleasure her without using your average sized pussy destroyer.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Nothing hypothetical. Most women do not really enjoy huge penises as you're being led to believe in porn videos. It actually hurts them and can even cause health issues. If you have a woman that does enjoy huge dicks there are multiple ways to pleasure her without using your average sized pussy destroyer.

But if you were a billionaire, would you care if she's enjoying? I sure as hell wouldn't.

 

[TheStruggler]

i'd let my money do the talking, women don't care how big or small your cock is if you got the bank in your pocket

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Size is perception, and money is a magnifying glass.

 

[The Cockatrice]

But if you were a billionaire, would you care if she's enjoying? I sure as hell wouldn't.

Yes I care about my womans pleasure. I'm not going to cum and let her sulk and masturbate on her own later.

 

[LordKasual]

Most girls a billionaire would bang, are superficial thots. And you would want to rip their vag with your massive dong. Because they don't care about you, they care about your money. Well, they gotta earn that money/presents/neckglasses through a massive rod.

But if you were a billionaire, would you care if she's enjoying? I sure as hell wouldn't.

something tells me you're one lost job and a bad breakup away from picking up hookers and murdering them in alleyways

Again, if you are a billionaire and you're attracted to superficial thots, i see no point in judging them on their superficiality when you're literally no different. There is no rule that says rich men have to succumb to gold diggers, unless that's what they want and/or they're just too weak to refuse.

They're fucking you because they want your money. You're fucking them because they're hot and beautiful. The transaction is already fair. This extra shit about making it painful for them is just some mental problem you have with sex and women lol

 

[M1chl]

unfortunately i feel like this works both ways, because women statistically will inflate sexual experience for the sake of the male.....and if a guy nuts, which he most likely will, then it really doesn't matter how good the woman was in bed most of the time.

being in a relationship all of this changes though yeah. If one of you is bad at sex, it's going to be obvious once the honeymoon phase is over and sex becomes a regular thing.

I am not so sure what you mean by "if a guy nuts"? You mean like "cum"? Well I am one of those unfortune ones, who can go for "hours" (in reality half an hour), so sometimes I had to play, because it was so fucking bad, that I cannot.

So we're talking hypothetical. It's not about attracting females. If you were a billionaire you don't have to attract chicks. They come to you.
Because they come to you, why not have a massive weiner? Most girls a billionaire would bang, are superficial thots. And you would want to rip their vag with your massive dong. Because they don't care about you, they care about your money. Well, they gotta earn that money/presents/neckglasses through a massive rod.

Is this some for of weird power fantasy or...what. I would like to say "get help", but I know that normally you are pretty normal. But this...

something tells me you're one lost job and a bad breakup away from picking up hookers and murdering them in alleyways

Again, if you are a billionaire and you're attracted to superficial thots, i see no point in judging them on their superficiality when you're literally no different. There is no rule that says rich men have to succumb to gold diggers, unless that's what they want and/or they're just too weak to refuse.

They're fucking you because they want your money. You're fucking them because they're hot and beautiful. The transaction is already fair. This extra shit about making it painful for them is just some mental problem you have with sex and women lol

He already said, that he is fucking hookers. It's not like I am judging, but that post you quoted is kind of evil, to be honest...

 

[Elektro Demon]

something tells me you're one lost job and a bad breakup away from picking up hookers and murdering them in alleyways

Again, if you are a billionaire and you're attracted to superficial thots, i see no point in judging them on their superficiality when you're literally no different.

Most of you would bang everything that moves if you were a billionaire but you're too afraid to admit it.
When there's insane amounts of cash involved, monogamy doesn't work.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I am not so sure what you mean by "if a guy nuts"? You mean like "cum"? Well I am one of those unfortune ones, who can go for "hours" (in reality half an hour), so sometimes I had to play, because it was so fucking bad, that I cannot.


Is this some for of weird power fantasy or...what. I would like to say "get help", but I know that normally you are pretty normal. But this...


He already said, that he is fucking hookers. It's not like I am judging, but that post you quoted is kind of evil, to be honest...

It's a bit of an overstatement on my part. Failed joke, if you will.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Most of you would bang everything that moves if you were a billionaire but you're too afraid to admit it.
When there's insane amounts of cash involved, monogamy doesn't work.

Not everyone is Charlie Sheen. Money changes a person but it doesn't change everyone.

 

[M1chl]

It's a bit of an overstatement on my part. Failed joke, if you will.

All is good then : )

 

[LordKasual]

Most of you would bang everything that moves if you were a billionaire but you're too afraid to admit it.
When there's insane amounts of cash involved, monogamy doesn't work.

Nah, I wouldn't. i'm currently engaged and content. I realized in the last few years of tinder dating that sex is almost 80% emotional for me.

I fucking love women, I think the female body is THE fucking awesomest thing on this planet. But as much as i love the female body, it doesn't have any real control over me. I grew out of that.

Attractive women look for successful men....successful men look for Trophy Wives....and that's perfectly fine. They both fill a hole within the other. It may be built on a lie, but as long as both people are benefitting, who really cares?


I'm sure a billionaire like Donald Trump, who is all about stroking his ego, has cheated on his wife countless times.

Meanwhile, you have a billionaire like Bill Gates, who never needed to stroke his ego to feel successful, and is faithfully married to his very regular wife (as far as we know.)

Money doesn't change people, it just shows you who you really are

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Actually I’m changing my answer

My piece may not be enormous but it’s competent

id rather use the the money to fix my face so I look less like

Spoiler

and more like

Spoiler

 

[Elektro Demon]

something tells me you're one lost job and a bad breakup away from picking up hookers and murdering them in alleyways

They're fucking you because they want your money. You're fucking them because they're hot and beautiful. The transaction is already fair. This extra shit about making it painful for them is just some mental problem you have with sex and women lol

I kinda phrased that in the wrong way. Having a big dick would make you memorable. That's what a billionaire wants. Girls talking to other girls about your massive dong.
I'm really trying to put myself in the perspective of a billionaire. And I think this is the way he'd think. It's superficial, but I'm pretty sure 90% of people with that kind of cash would behave that way.

And most of you ain't doing this correctly. You gotta put your self in the mind of a billionaire.

 

[German Hops]

Nah man, I'm good with my 5 incher, because I get balls deep action every time.

 

[LordKasual]

I kinda phrased that in the wrong way. Having a big dick would make you memorable. That's what a billionaire wants. Girls talking to other girls about your massive dong.
I'm really trying to put myself in the perspective of a billionaire. And I think this is the way he'd think. It's superficial, but I'm pretty sure 90% of people with that kind of cash would behave that way.

And most of you ain't doing this correctly. You gotta put your self in the mind of a billionaire.

I dunno bro, you'd be surprised. I'm sure MOST single men would jump at the opportunity to smash hordes of models, but at some point, people do grow out of that fantasy.

And a billionaire with a reputation of a big dick wouldn't be 1/4th as memorable as a millionaire with a reputation of actually being good at pleasuring women. That's the difference between a woman saying "I let a billionaire fuck me on his yacht once, his dick was huge", to saying "some of the best sex i ever had in my life was this rich guy who fucked me on a boat".

One is a cool story to share with the girls...the other is a life-long emotional attachment.

I mean this is true even when we aren't talking about rich people. I know women who have fucked VERY rich men who turn down booty calls, but will run back to some other guy who managed to actually leave an emotional impression.

 

[Filthy Casual]

I would sooner pay to be able to last longer, in all honesty.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I would sooner pay to be able to last longer, in all honesty.

That's not a problem. There's countless pills for that.
I use that shit when on my hooker banging adventures.

 

[Filthy Casual]

That's not a problem. There's countless pills for that.
I use that shit when on my hooker banging adventures.

Spill the beans lad which pills?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Spill the beans lad which pills?

I thought this was common knowledge.
Erection pills aren't for erection only, they're for durability as well.
I use "Epimen" and "Kamagra" personally.

 

[Bigrx1]

Hell no I've heard horror stories about those things and how unreliable they are. I sure as hell wouldn't mind a bigger dick but no way.