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[OT] This Winnie the Pooh Flash Game is Way Too Hard for Its Target Audience
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luckyboyceo
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These are pure gold.The fan art to this never gets old
Zomba13
Member
Yup. That was my first thought seeing that guy. No wonder Christopher Robin was such a hard arse, he was helping Pooh train. Pooh's universe is Universe 6, Christopher Robin is their real god of destruction.
donkey show
Member
Stormbringer
Member
Tried to replay this game...Oh well. Guess I'm one of these modern gaming scrubs. I'll be waiting in the corner for the remaster, with achievements, XP and matOOrz story. I made some concept art in the mean time :
MiamiWesker
Member
Oh god no, I erased this from memory, noooooo!
Saint Gregory
Member
No way will I ever get sucked into this hell on Flash again. I'd rather go snatch some reasonable wigs in Rose & Camellia instead.
Mr. Poolman
Member
But I was a happy child
This game is a dark abysm a black hole of happiness.
decoyplatypus
Member
I've tried Owl maybe three or four times per day for the last three days. I am consistently hitting 13-15 but I have not had a single round that made me think I am going to luck out and hit 19. I should just walk away.
Last time I had 18/19.
If only I understood the mechanics but it just semms to be pure randomness
I was the same way, then last night I somehow had a moment of clarity and beat him. Keep at it. That damn owl will fall.
Then I nearly beat Tigger, but subsequent attempts have come up much shorter.
decoyplatypus
Member
On the bright side, I only just learned the game has an upgrade system.
EDIT: Okay, the ability to upgrade Pooh's movement explains some of Owl's inside throws. Before I had to give up on maybe 5 pitches per round because there was no way to get good contact on them even if I started moving as soon as possible.
EDIT: Okay, the ability to upgrade Pooh's movement explains some of Owl's inside throws. Before I had to give up on maybe 5 pitches per round because there was no way to get good contact on them even if I started moving as soon as possible.
the hardest game involving slapping I've ever played.
Ultimadrago
Member
If I recall correctly with Tigger and Owl, people always seem to have a "That wasn't so bad" time with one and a "Help me, Jeesus." Moment with the other.
decoyplatypus
Member
Yep. I finally beat Owl after three miserable days, then got Tigger on my second attempt.
Sky Interloper
Member
Hahahaha
I still remember the first time this game got the attention of both GAF and 4chan. It was both hilarious and depressing at the same time. At least it gave us AntiChristopher Robin.
Damn Tigger though.
I still remember the first time this game got the attention of both GAF and 4chan. It was both hilarious and depressing at the same time. At least it gave us AntiChristopher Robin.
Damn Tigger though.
Ultimadrago
Member
Some more Gems from previously in this thread:
I see. The pain balance I experienced was opposite, though both gave me way more trouble:
I'm getting traumatic flashes.
I see. The pain balance I experienced was opposite, though both gave me way more trouble:
Hell yeah, Owl! EAT IT!
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I'm getting traumatic flashes.
Good freaking luck. I'm never going back to that stripey hell.
NipplesAndToes23
Member
I think I'm going to have to get a real mouse before I can attempt to beat this.
NipplesAndToes23
Member
If you're talking to me I can't even beat Kanga. I only made a measly five hits this time. I suck ass at least with this touch mouse.
I had him. I fucking had him. I hit nine straight, then down to the final pitch.
Motherfucker whizzes a max speed fastball right down the center.
Fuck you, Christopher Robin. You haunt my dreams.
GiantEnemyGoomba
Member
why won't this game just go away
I had him. I fucking had him. I hit nine straight, then down to the final pitch.
Motherfucker whizzes a max speed fastball right down the center.
Fuck you, Christopher Robin. You haunt my dreams.
I swear today or tomorrow you're going to be able to post a 39.5 due to a bug.
Wait there are upgrades? I've been stuck on Owl for a while too.
yup. power, contact, and speed are pooh's upgrades
GiantEnemyGoomba
Member
second try you feathered piece of shit
Gangxxter
Member
Click the bottom right button on the level select screen.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
RIP in peace
CheDominik
Member
I returned to the game today because it's such a slow day at work. I made it through to the Owl in one go and then he continues to just destroy me. I will beat this smug fucker once more! And then get my ass kicked by Tigger again and again.
I will not rest though before I beat the devil himself Christopher Robin!
I will not rest though before I beat the devil himself Christopher Robin!
JAV Actress
Banned
This reminds me of that sponge bob car game, though that game is a little more forgiving than this goddamn.
NOPE! Finally seen this thread when I was actually at the computer and decided to open it. Everything was going jolly well, beating everyone first time.. then I got to the owl.
Scored 9 on my first go then 12. Closed the browser window. Definitely not going down this rabbit hole.
Scored 9 on my first go then 12. Closed the browser window. Definitely not going down this rabbit hole.
Aaron Strife
Banned
I mean, I know there's an English version, but I feel the Japanese version is better just because it's like the game is mocking your baka gaijin stupid America-jin for not having the skills to play this kiddy ass Winnie the Pooh game.
I remember that one! It is IMPOSSIBLE, the physics are bonkers, it's like Excitebike on crack. I'd say the Pooh game is better. It's really hard but there's at least simple logic and patterns behind all of it.JAV Actress said: