(stolen from my own facebook)
i was asleep at home, and skipping school, as I had long since given up on the concept of my "2nd" senior year of high school. My brother and a friend of ours came to my parents' house to wake me up and tell me to turn on the tv. I did so about 5 minutes before the 2nd plane hit. I watched it live, and the collapse that followed. I proceeded to sit, completely transfixed in a THC laden haze, and watch the rest of the day unfold. I was eventually joined by my brother from another mother, my best friend ever, who had decided to skip school and walk to my house that was only a couple of blocks from SC. Also stopping by was a young girl from next door who asked us, with a seriousness that only a certain type of ignorance can produce, "What's the pentagon?" Fueled by an almost nonsensical level of patriotism, we decided to proceed with our initial plan for the day of going to the Mall 45 minutes away. Only we did it with an American flag flying out of the back window of his mom's Chevy Lumina, which had seen better days. We received more than our fair share of honks and thumbs ups until we got to the mall, only to find it was closed. Undaunted, we went downtown to the last good arcade around so I could get in some Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 action on the big screen. When we got there, the attendant told us he was closing in 15 minutes to go watch the President speak live. We drove to the closest Wal Mart in town to watch for ourselves in the sprawling electronics section.
"Good evening.
Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts." the idiot man child who bore a more than passing resemblance to Alfred E Neumann began.
He continued, spouting gems like "Immediately following the first attack, I implemented our government's emergency response plans." (Also, finding out what that darn pet goat was up to.) And, "The search is underway for those who were behind these evil acts." (Try the folder on your desk marked "Al Qaida Determined to strike within the U.S.).
We watched until it got old. We went back to the car, where we saw that the American flag we brought with us had been tattered far beyond repair, and decided it would be wrong to display it further.
I looked at my best friend and told him, "That Bush dude is a jackass."