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[Wastelander92]

Da fuck are they smoking over there damn...

 

[Topher]

Yesterday:

"These changes are grounded in prioritizing high-impact titles and further investing in Bethesda’s portfolio of blockbuster games..."

Today:

“We need smaller games that give us prestige and awards,”

 

[Tal Shiar Agent]

Da fuck are they smoking over there damn..

Fiduciary duty.

IE the death of creativity and long term thinking.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[nial]

Punished Miku They've been listening to you. They'll try their best to not repeat mistakes of the past.

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

Already listening to their mistakes and it’s only been a day?!

Damn MS is quick!

 

[LordCBH]

“We need smaller games that give us prestige and awards,” Booty told employees, according to internal remarks shared with The Verge.

Matthew Bootylicious is actually retarded. Holy shit.

 

[SlimySnake]

Matt Booty, head of Xbox Game Studios, held a town hall to discuss the division’s future goals. “We need smaller games that give us prestige and awards,” Booty told employees, according to internal remarks shared with The Verge.

These guys always have been the biggest bunch of liars. We already have literally dozens of bald face lies from Phil, now its booty's turn. All they do is say the right things fed to them by their PR teams but they have absolutely no intention to actually do the right thing. Fucking politicians in disguise.

Xbox has been run to the ground by these shameless people.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[mortal]

 

[TintoConCasera]

Could it be that maybe he's actually mentally handicapped? Like he has some kind of dementia?

 

[feynoob]

Just when you think it cant get anyworse.

adamsapple What the hell is wrong with phil and booty?

 

[Topher]

 

[jroc74]

MS please.

 

[adamsapple]

Just when you think it cant get anyworse.

adamsapple What the hell is wrong with phil and booty?

Booty told employees

Plz don't sully Lord Phillith's name.

 

[feynoob]

Could it be that maybe he's actually mentally handicapped? Like he has some kind of dementia?

Guy sat down with his inhouse failure and didnt like a small studio like tango making a great game unlike his studios.

 

[Sophist]

 

[Skifi28]

I can't decide if they're taking the piss on purpose or all the managers legitimately can't communicate with one another to save their lives.

 

[feynoob]

Plz don't sully Lord Phillith's name.

But phil is his boss. How can he let this happen. He should have fired him long time ago.

 

[Pallas]

I’m convinced that Microsoft is run by a rogue AI.

 

[feynoob]

Yesterday:

"These changes are grounded in prioritizing high-impact titles and further investing in Bethesda’s portfolio of blockbuster games..."

Today:

“We need smaller games that give us prestige and awards,”

Clown house man

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[Shin-Ra]

Da fuck are they smoking over there damn...

Text description for the HFR screenshot:

Physically handicapped man accusingly points his finger as if to say “well, look at you”

 

[James Sawyer Ford]

These guys always have been the biggest bunch of liars. We already have literally dozens of bald face lies from Phil, now its booty's turn. All they do is say the right things fed to them by their PR teams but they have absolutely no intention to actually do the right thing. Fucking politicians in disguise.

Xbox has been run to the ground by these shameless people.

Some of the most dishonest liars that make your average politician look like a saint

Seriously they lie on a daily basis

 

[Varteras]

Don't worry, guys. Xbox is actually well-managed. Not far behind Nintendo. Just look at the games they've been pushing out.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[feynoob]

All of us right now

 

[Topher]

Remember when folks made fun of Jim Ryan for saying stupid shit?

 

[Buggy Loop]

 

[XXL]

We're listening, we hear you

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

The song of the day:

 

[Kilau]

 

[Buggy Loop]

With Berserk theme it hits differently

 

[Porcile]

Think it's pretty obvious that they shut down Tango not because of their lack of quality but because no one there could be bothered to get on a plane to Japan every now and then.

 

[cash_longfellow]

Just when you think it cant get anyworse.

adamsapple What the hell is wrong with phil and booty?

I think maybe he just likes Booty too much?

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

no more spinning, no more damage control from shills (only retarded fanboys like the naruto guy).

Fucking finally.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[digoutyoursoul]

 

[StereoVsn]

Somebody put Phil in the mirror.

 

[GHound]

Look it's trying to think... Oh fuck it's smoking! XBOX TURN OFF!

Holy shit.

 

[ZehDon]

Yeah, feels like Microsoft is back in control of Xbox, and they're sailing straight back into the Mattrick era.

"We need high quality exclusives!"
*makes none*
"We need to appear to the core gamer!"
*focuses on Kinect shovelware*
"We're all about gaming!"
*announces its next-gen console with a focus on TV*
"Xbox is the best place to play!"
*continues to make Xbox objectively worse*

In a trillion dollar corporation, the left hand can't know what the right hand is doing. So, I'm actually really curious what their next-gen Xbox hardware looks like now - not because I think they'll deliver something amazing, but because they be on track to deliver Xbone 2.0. And, oh boy, am I'm excited to see what new, creative ways their boardroom thinking has devised to royally fuck up.

 

[ByWatterson]

I know we're not supposed to genuflect to corporations, but when I turn on my Playstation and Switch, I feel good and I don't care how cringe that is when the competition is a pack of charlatans and vipers.

 

[Buggy Loop]

For context to peoples who didn't see this yesterday in NHL

 

[Topher]

 

[Sgt.Asher]

I've seen meth addicts make more grounded decisions.

 

[StereoVsn]

Just when you think it cant get anyworse.

adamsapple What the hell is wrong with phil and booty?

The only thing that’s missing is photoshopping Phil, Sarah Bond and Booty in there.

Edit: What in Lord’s name is wrong with that crew!? I agree with above, they just didn’t want to fly to Japan.

What a bunch of fucking clowns.

 

[Kataploom]

The reason they closed the studio doesn't have to do with performance then, maybe it really has to do with Mikami leaving, but they seem to know that the studio won't be in their max capability

 

[peter064]

I'm convinced Microsoft replaced the Xbox division with AI

 

[JCreasy]

LOL

It’s taken 20 years, but everybody finally understands what I’ve been saying about Microsoft.

 

[Buggy Loop]

adamsapple right now