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[Sho Nuff]

We've censored the naughty bits but you still probably don't want to read this from work...

Get wit da clickin.

The final verdict is that it's essentially a UMD "reference disc." It's all kinds of awesome!

 

[Wario64]

shooting game mode! killer 7 killa app!

 

[mosaic]

I wonder if Japanese people load up on American pron when they come to the states... you know, because they find out about the "no mosaic" and go nuts, especially when they discover DVDs are like $10 each.

 

[sonycowboy]

Ahhh, the “Game” menu option. This yields a mode that is completely ridiculous and will undoubtedly be sensationalized in a “Wired News” article a week after this review comes out. On a starry background, you control a crosshairs as naked Hikarus fly at you with targets over their groins. Your goal is to press the O button to shoot a SQUIGGLY WHITE LIQUID into these groin-targets to score points. It’s about on the level of those old “Mystique” erotic Atari 2600 games in terms of raw gameplay, but is totally worth showing to your friends (or pastor) to watch their disbelief.

Very, very disturbing.

 

[op_ivy]

i read the title as having maybe some need for speed most wanted pics... damnit

 

[Matlock]

SPACE JIZZ

 

[MarkMacD]

wow, tokyopia still exists!

 

[Kobun Heat]

This yields a mode that is completely ridiculous and will undoubtedly be sensationalized in a “Wired News” article a week after this review comes out.

*grabs red hotline to editor*

 

[mosaic]

*grabs red hotline to editor*

The moment he pasted the quote, I knew Kobun would see it and be all over it. Hehehe.

Might not be a bad idea for your next book -- A true unvarnished history of "real" sex in video games. Throw in some "hot coffee," slap it onto shelves, sell a bunch to scared politicos and parents, and then open your own chain of banks.

 

[Kobun Heat]

The moment he pasted the quote, I knew Kobun would see it and be all over it. Hehehe.

Might not be a bad idea for your next book -- A true unvarnished history of "real" sex in video games. Throw in some "hot coffee," slap it onto shelves, sell a bunch to scared politicos and parents, and then open your own chain of banks.

That would be a good idea if there wasn't already somebody writing it.

 

[Troidal]

Got my copy today!

PSP wins!

 

[XMonkey]

Uh, I think I might get this. But I dunno..buying porn for a PSP seems awfully weird o_o

 

[Mupepe]

hahaha, love the concept, but seriously, I don't want to watch porn while I'm on a public bus or something. Maybe on an airplane

 

[Troidal]

Uh, I think I might get this. But I dunno..buying porn for a PSP seems awfully weird o_o

If they sell more and more, it won't be that weird in the near future

Its hilarious how much effort they put on the menus compared to some of the Hollywood shit which is pretty much barebones.

 

[XMonkey]

How's the mosaic'ing on it? Really obvious or one of those where its barely there?

 

[Yusaku]

I wonder if Japanese people load up on American pron when they come to the states... you know, because they find out about the "no mosaic" and go nuts, especially when they discover DVDs are like $10 each.

You realize they have the internet in Japan, right?

 

[monkeyrun]

good good .. nintendog killer :lol

 

[cvxfreak]

good good .. nintendog killer :lol

I thought PSP sales went down the week these came out. :lol

 

[Cold-Steel]

Wow. That's crazy.

 

[Mupepe]

I wonder if Japanese people load up on American pron when they come to the states... you know, because they find out about the "no mosaic" and go nuts, especially when they discover DVDs are like $10 each.

Most Japanese people I talk to don't care about the mosaic and some actually prefer. Imagination makes the best masturbation.

 

[sangreal]

i read the title as having maybe some need for speed most wanted pics... damnit

I read it that way every single time I see the title in the thread list.

 

[GaimeGuy]

You realize they have the internet in Japan, right?

But I thought the internet was american exclusive!

 

[aoi tsuki]

This looks far, far better than the "Masters of Ass Destruction" clips you converted with PSP Video 9 and dropped on your memory stick.

BELLADONNA AM CRY.

And it's "Weapons of Ass Destruction", unless i'm just that behind in porn.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

I am probably going to get this one for the PSPorn. The only drawback is that I'm paying $30 for a porno. Maybe J-List will keep it stocked a month from now when I have more money.

After looking at the J-List pictures, this one seems to be the best title here.

Good review.

 

[belgurdo]

I am probably going to get this one for the PSPorn. The only drawback is that I'm paying $30 for a porno. Maybe J-List will keep it stocked a month from now when I have more money.

After looking at the J-List pictures, this one seems to be the best title here.

Good review.

Bah, J-list is highway robbery with some of their titles

 

[Meier]

You realize they have the internet in Japan, right?

I went to an anime convention (Anime Weekend Atlanta last year) with an exchange student named Jun and he spent like $250 on hentai because it would have cost him like $1000 to get the same amount over there AND it'd be censored.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I went to an anime convention (Anime Weekend Atlanta last year) with an exchange student named Jun and he spent like $250 on hentai because it would have cost him like $1000 to get the same amount over there AND it'd be censored.

rofl. :lol

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Bah, J-list is highway robbery with some of their titles

Its the only place I've seen so far that is selling it. Well, if I wait a month, there may be some more places that will carry it.

 

[Stinkles]

Mosaic? Oh silly Otaku.

I hooked up with four girls in Japan and all of them had moving glass legos down where their business should have been.