Stuggernaut
Grandma's Chippy
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It's definately a talent...of some kind.
It's definately a talent...of some kind.
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Woman with a ...unique...skill
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IAmtheFMan
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That really can't be safe if it goes "pop" somewhere in the digestive tract...
MrPing1000
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im sure her parents are proud
Cauliflower of Love
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How is that impressive? None of you motherfuckers will ever be able to tickled the tip of your dick with the top of a womans intenstine. So wtf?
The Promised One
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I love this girl. I WILL marry her.
Now exuse me, while I go pound my pecker.
Now exuse me, while I go pound my pecker.
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
XS+ said:
But if you're headfucking a girl, and she spews her dinner you paid for all over you, well, that's the start of a beautiful girlfriend.
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
muncheese said:
Speak for yourself.
(Who didn't see that coming? I mean c'mon, all I had to do was run with it.)
No.
-Balloon goes effortlessly in. Balloons aren't stiff and shoving something of that diameter that can easily bend or compress down a throat would of last given a bit of resistance. The throat would of least compressed it and made the other end sticking out of her mouth to swell up.
-After it's done she she just closes her mouth like it instantly hit her stomach. That thing would be lodged in her throat she'd be chugging it down for a bit.
-How the hell do you breathe with something like that in your throat. I'd find it hard to believe it wasn't blocking the air passage way completely. Even if she had a bit of breathing room it probably would be much.
-Balloon goes effortlessly in. Balloons aren't stiff and shoving something of that diameter that can easily bend or compress down a throat would of last given a bit of resistance. The throat would of least compressed it and made the other end sticking out of her mouth to swell up.
-After it's done she she just closes her mouth like it instantly hit her stomach. That thing would be lodged in her throat she'd be chugging it down for a bit.
-How the hell do you breathe with something like that in your throat. I'd find it hard to believe it wasn't blocking the air passage way completely. Even if she had a bit of breathing room it probably would be much.
Swords aren't as big in diameter, and they're stiff. You can force a sword down your throat cause it won't bend, not to mention it won't fill up your whole throat.
Here's an analogy you guys might understand.
Sword = erect penis
Balloon = flacid penis.
You can't fuck with a flacid penis unless you REALLY try.
Here's an analogy you guys might understand.
Sword = erect penis
Balloon = flacid penis.
You can't fuck with a flacid penis unless you REALLY try.
Stuggernaut
Grandma's Chippy
MrPing1000
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Mr Pockets said:
bad acting!
The Promised One
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XS+ said:
She looks a bit like the chick in your avatar.
CavemanLawyer
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RevenantKioku said:
And for some there are two girls, and that is what I like to call the jackpot.
"Hey mom look what my new girlfrined can do"
It would be cool if I had a 20 inch cock but seeing as I don;t it only amazes me that she swallowd a ballon. COME how stupid are you chick, that can't be good for you but still I guess she can deepthroat don't gotta ask her to try it out.
It would be cool if I had a 20 inch cock but seeing as I don;t it only amazes me that she swallowd a ballon. COME how stupid are you chick, that can't be good for you but still I guess she can deepthroat don't gotta ask her to try it out.
Stuggernaut
Grandma's Chippy
Line from the next American Pie movie?GrEeN89 said:
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