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'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class

Police say the call was made with "good intentions" after students were mistaken for bodies.

www.bbc.com

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[badblue]

 

[22:22:22]

For fucks sake at least walk in and observe shit before calling the cops.

 

[bitbydeath]

Sounds like she’s in the clear to mass murder them next time, nobody will believe that report again.

 

[German Hops]

 

[22:22:22]

Yeah.. Dogs huh.

 

[HoodWinked]

we need to know who reported this and they need to be publicly humiliated.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Who knew lying down in the dark using a blanket would be suspicion of murder suicide?

I'll make sure to go to bed tonight in bright lights, no blanket and a giant sign saying "I'm not dead".

 

[BlackTron]

Lucky no one actually died which is a real danger as soon as you call the police on anybody.

Edit: But mostly in America

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

YOGA IS YOGURT

 

[AJUMP23]

That is a new one.

 

[Kilau]

I’ve been doing yoga everyday for the last 19 years so I agree.

 

[jason10mm]

I've seen some folks MURDER downward dog, I believe it.

 

[DeafTourette]

*sigh* must be someone with a fixation on murder mysteries and an overactive imagination

 

[BlackTron]

*sigh* must be someone with a fixation on murder mysteries and an overactive imagination

Someone from this forum thought it was Resident Evil cutscene and panicked

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I've seen some folks MURDER downward dog, I believe it.

I've done yoga once in my life only because a friend opened up a studio so she asked a few us to come by and join for fun.

I had no idea what I was doing except copying whatever was shown. What the fuck is downward dog? Sounds really dumb.

Oh wait??? Women go face down and ass up? I'm now a fan!

 

[jufonuk]

At least the yoga teacher has a funny story to tell at her vegan life brewery with a holistic pint or what ever they do?!?

 

[violence]

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Some people don't have enough drama in their life.

 

[near]

Well to be fair to who ever called the police, I'd also be a little startled if I was walking by the seaside and I saw a bunch of candles in circular formations laid across the floor, with people laying down in them at night, I too would think a ritual was taking place. Who does yoga in the dark at 9:30pm?

 

[DGrayson]

"They're [students] laying down with blankets over them, their eyes are closed. It's very dark in there. I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room, and I was just walking around playing my drum. I had a nice floaty top on with large bell sleeves," she said.

Good detail about the floaty top.

 

[Little Mac]

In my thirties I stopped focusing 100% on bodybuilding and started respecting my mobility and flexibility more. Yoga helped me tremendously and is now a huge staple in my fitness program that I practice nearly every day. Savasana, the final pose in most yoga sessions, means "Corpse Pose". I swear you will never feel a deeper level of relaxation than lying in this pose after an intense 45-60 min yoga session. On a hard wood floor, on a yoga Matt only a few mm thick, I'm damn near comatose.

 

[AJUMP23]

Reading that new SW script for the first time

 

[violence]

Reading that new SW script for the first time

He’s sitting next to Ryan Johnson. Draw your own conclusions.