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[Lady Bird]

Your partner is a double barreled shotgun? I mean bisexual?

She's bi, but she mostly only likes tits though, while I mostly prefer butts. We usually joke on how we could easily sandwich a hot girl in-between us in a fantasy threesome scenario. I would pick the backside, while their boobs would smash on each other.

 

[Evil Calvin]

User banned (1 week): Boys club behaviour. Prior infractions of sexist behaviour.

Is this Resetera?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Is this Resetera?

NO IT IS NOT AND THANK THE LORD JESUS FOR THAT.
This is the trashfire of free thinkers.

 

[Shaqazooloo]

I do, but I try not to be too obvious.

 

[Airola]

I have this new software that detects truth in online posts.

Let's see:

She's bi, but she mostly only likes tits though, while I mostly prefer butts.

No lies detected.

We usually joke on how we could easily sandwich a hot girl in-between us in a fantasy threesome scenario.

"We usually joke" means "I once joked."

I would pick the backside, while their boobs would smash on each other.

0% truth but 100% hope that the writer would've been able to say that out loud to the partner.



Ok, the software peeps something. It has read this post too and for some reason it says the writer is jealous. Idk why.

 

[-Minsc-]

While I don't make the effort to go out of my way to look, I definitely still look in some form or another.

 

[Airola]

Was about to be very pious about this and choose "no" and explain how I only very rarely do that and have been able to resist the temptation to do that, but then I remembered the last time I did that was today

 

[Lady Bird]

I have this new software that detects truth in online posts.

Believe it or not, she's the one who actually pushed the threesome talk. Women can be as crazy and naughty as men when it comes to sexual fantasies.

Regardless, there's nothing really that unbelievable about what I said. It was just talk between two people who are both turned on by hot women.

 

[Airola]

Believe it or not, she's the one who actually pushed the threesome talk. Women can be as crazy and naughty as men when it comes to sexual fantasies.

Regardless, there's nothing really that unbelievable about what I said. It was just talk between two people who are both turned on by hot women.

Yeah, just joking about how it escalated from some pretty normalish writing into full blown porn fantasy territory and me feeling a bit jealous about it

In our household I'm more into tits and she's more into butts, and she don't mind me taking a look (I'm conflicted about that as I feel glad and lucky about it and I also think I shouldn't be looking at them even if she allows it and has no issue with it). And we've had a bit of some semi-raunchy talk about it in the past, but not even closely anything like what you've had and deep within me I find myself wishing there would be as naughty talks about it, so that's where my looming jealousy comes from.

 

[Lady Bird]

Yeah, just joking about how it escalated from some pretty normalish writing into full blown porn fantasy territory and me feeling a bit jealous about it

I wasn't aware that my post gave off that impression, but now I'm laughing at how I wrote it.

 

[Javthusiast]

I do turn around more often then not. But I always wait a couple of seconds, instead of doing it immediately, cause I fear that if I do it too quickly they will turn around too for some reason and know I am staring, lol.

 

[Yoshi]

I am not surprised that someone with a shit fetish turns around to see the ass!

No I do not, because I am not a big fan of ass.

 

[desertdroog]

Yes.

I am a Heterosexual Male with a healthy libido.

 

[MaestroMike]

Usually but sometimes no when I'm tired or hungry

 

[Scopa]

i wear sunglasses while walking on the streets.

Same. It’s armour protection for perving.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I think this is programming. Like yes of course, let's be civil, but I'd wager that a good majority of women would also not be annoyed by hearing men whistle at them or say something positive about their looks, not only not be annoyed but appreciate the feedback. Who doesn't like to be told they are attractive to the opposite sex.

It depends on the woman and their experience with men but I think there is a difference between cat-calling and complimenting her without sounding like a horndog.

That said, yes, I will check her out but not make it obvious. I think most women don't really mind.

 

[Nymphae]

It depends on the woman and their experience with men but I think there is a difference between cat-calling and complimenting her without sounding like a horndog

Of course there is a difference between those two things. I'm just saying I'd be willing to bet that the average woman would, provided there was no obvious threat of harm, find it more internally positive than negative to be cat called.

 

[YukiOnna]

there is a girl i work with who is totally my type and really cute. i cant help stare at her ass. pls help

Help urself by continuing to stare at said ass

 

[Elektro Demon]

Help urself by continuing to stare at said ass

But why stop there? He should totally go for a grab. She might like it. Or not. If he never tries, he'll never know.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

Of course there is a difference between those two things. I'm just saying I'd be willing to bet that the average woman would, provided there was no obvious threat of harm, find it more internally positive than negative to be cat called.

Okay, but the way you worded it made it sound like you were conflating the two.

 

[thief183]

No. I respect women.

Simp!!