sobaka770
Banned
Tried playing Heroes of Newerth. Went through all the in-game tutorials. That seemed okay. It recommended that if you were a new player not to charge up the middle path to start. Seemed fair advice.
Try my first game, head down the lower path. Someone immediately tells me in text chat, "Y U BOT?" I said, "I'm not a bot, I'm a human." It wasn't until after the game - and I use that term loosely, I'll get to that later - that he was chastising me for using the bottom lane. Apparently the character I chose was a "carry" class - something the tutorial didn't explain - and my job was apparently to go up the middle path. After a few minutes my team started complaining that it was a 5-on-4 match (in other words, that I wasn't even there.) The entire team quit leaving me alone. I decided to just let the opponents win so I could just get the experience because at the time you could use that to get more characters instead of just choose one of a rotating ten. No such luck. The game apparently didn't count because my team didn't have enough players or something.
Second game went pretty much exactly the same. I couldn't do anything right, team rage quit, still no experience.
I asked GAF for help after that, and the gaffers were at least more cordial. They took me through some practice but recommended I go to some off-site pages and to spend a few hours reading up on how to play it before I actually play it.
That's when I uninstalled the game and decided never to bother with another MOBA.
That's rough. MOBA 101: in-game tutorials serve nothing, you need to read internet guides to understand tactics. In football terms, the MOBA tutorials are just like teaching you how to kick the ball and show you where the goal is. When you go play online in MOBA, by contrast, is like playing a real 11 vs 11 game. You need to know at least basic tactics (which can vary from game to game), game flow etc..
Unfortunately, because MOBAs are team-oriented if you suck, you will be a nuisance to the whole group. It's not like Starcraft where you can spend your weeks perfecting your zerg rush in bronze.
PS. Here's a practical advine: in every MOBA, if you are new or you think you suck, take support/healer. First games + carry pick = NONO.