We have reviewed your order. Although we had anticipated being able to ship your order sooner, we are experiencing an unexpected delay with your order XXXXXXXX and will not be able to ship this order and any associated orders until on or before 07-29-2005.
Please be aware that due to Federal Trade Commission rules, we must have your consent to continue with the order despite the delay.
My reply:
HI DELL PEOPLE!!!!
My order number is xxxxxxxxxx. DO NOT CANCEL MY ORDER, I WANT TO CONTINUE MY ORDER!
...AND BOY LET ME TELL YOU WHAT, I'M SURE GLAD YOU'VE KEPT MY PURCHASE ON BACKORDER FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS!!! My dad always used to tell me that "The anticipation of getting something can be more fun than actually having it," and BOY IS IT TRUE!!! Gosh, if you keep me waiting any longer I MIGHT JUST DIE OF EXCITEMENT!!!
Your fine on-time shipping has made me want to order ALL my computer equipment by Dell!!! I'd love to order that Dell Dimension tomorrow and get it sometime by next Christmas, BUT ONLY IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SWING IT!
GOLLY I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE PROMPT SHIPPING QUALITY DELL SERVICE!
So again, please don't cancel my order; you have my assurance I will not inconvenience you with any future purchases as I will be happily looking elsewhere.
Signed,
Sho Nuff