John Bilbo
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TitsGAF and Alanah Pearce, name a better duo.
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Alanah Pearce is hosting the 2024 GDC Awards
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ChorizoPicozo
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they look like OF picsThe amount of pussy GAF is not getting as a whole(myself included) is staggering, and also why this thread is as horny as it is.
ChorizoPicozo
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Hudo
Member
Jiggle Physics is a PS5 Pro exclusive feature."They don't bounce like on my virtual waifus"
reality is a mistake
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LordofAllThatIsEvil
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Some sad mf’ers in here
funking giblet
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Tits or Trannies = Ten+ pages
Ogbert
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S0ULZB0URNE
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semiconscious
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alanah or geoff as 'the face (& body) of gaming'? gotta go with alanah...
thicc_girls_are_teh_best
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Enlighten me, AFAIK she's not ever done porn or even has an OF.
Unless you know something I don't.
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HeisenbergFX4
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Just one of those who needs attention
Same
But the replies her threads get here are worth the read
Chiggs
Member
I mean she's not especially beautiful is she? She's a woman, an ok looking one, that is a gamer, and that attracts attention on its own, but she doesn't rise above basically normal for me, never especially got all the hots for her (except that's expected with horny gamer guys and basically any woman)
DenchDeckard
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MikeM
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Yeah I don’t get it either. I also don’t have unrealistic standards for women though.
DaleinCalgary
Member
I just can see the love of plastic here.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
She picked a good industry, because a solid 7 or 8 becomes a 17 when contrasted with a room full of 1 and 2's.
Remember, we're gazing into an industry populated primarily by men in dresses and Gortuga the Destroyer women. In the vast blinding darkness of space, a flashlight would be the single brightest light in your universe. This chick is a flashlight. In the broad daylight, her radiance is dimmed.
This grants her status and clout, among woke peers for being a Shezilla Titty Behemoth in the industry of the underrepresented, and among the conservatives, TITS. This also gives devs unsure of their product a plug for simps.
CHARLANANZARD HAS A CYBERPUNK CHAIR AND SHE'S HOT, IF I PLAY CYBERPUNK IT'S BASICALLY SECOND BASE
Brilliant, venomous vixen who understands the game and the players. Even has a Nexpo video for all the captain saveaho inclined people. This woman is the most buoyant empire I've ever seen.
Remember, we're gazing into an industry populated primarily by men in dresses and Gortuga the Destroyer women. In the vast blinding darkness of space, a flashlight would be the single brightest light in your universe. This chick is a flashlight. In the broad daylight, her radiance is dimmed.
This grants her status and clout, among woke peers for being a Shezilla Titty Behemoth in the industry of the underrepresented, and among the conservatives, TITS. This also gives devs unsure of their product a plug for simps.
CHARLANANZARD HAS A CYBERPUNK CHAIR AND SHE'S HOT, IF I PLAY CYBERPUNK IT'S BASICALLY SECOND BASE
Brilliant, venomous vixen who understands the game and the players. Even has a Nexpo video for all the captain saveaho inclined people. This woman is the most buoyant empire I've ever seen.
Hudo
Member
Tits are universal. No matter what platform you play on.
Kacho
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TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Yes, yes. Really let my wisdom sink in. Ponder it. Sleep on it. Read it again.
Kacho
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I’ve read it three times. Shezilla Titty Behemoth in particular has me rollin. 10/10
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Alright, well you're already gone.
But my guy, if you've ever been to any formal event, whether for your office or just a social gathering, that dress is extremely typical.
Neofire
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We all know how she( a YouTuber )got to host a tech event and it wasn't because of her intellectual conversation.
Putonahappyface
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HeisenbergFX4
Gold Member
100%
I attend so many functions throughout the year and many times this dress is tame compared to some of what those ladies wear
NewYork214
Member
i like her. hasnt been posting much but i usually watched her youtube videos over past year or so. I want to know what game she is working on for santa monica. feel like it had to be barlogs new IP. never checked credits but she didnt act like she was involved with god of war. I didnt get the impression at least.
StereoVsn
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After that Cyberpunk “chairgate” when all these influencers peddled the shit out of that buggy disaster, pix on them all.
Also, this is a GDC, not E3, a proper dev/director would have been better, IMO.
Edit: As far as complaints about the dress go, damn people are uptight AF. This is a formal sort of affair, and this outfit wouldn’t be too much out of place during black tie events and not just award shows.
You know how the name was “little black dress”? Keyword here is “little”.
Also, this is a GDC, not E3, a proper dev/director would have been better, IMO.
Edit: As far as complaints about the dress go, damn people are uptight AF. This is a formal sort of affair, and this outfit wouldn’t be too much out of place during black tie events and not just award shows.
You know how the name was “little black dress”? Keyword here is “little”.
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TheInfamousKira
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Oh shit, dude, I'd Smash, for sure.
But she isn't a 10.
I'm not IGN. My 10/10 is basically impossible without the magic of filters and makeup. I've only seen a handful of people in my life, real or vicariously, that have physically stopped me in my tracks and taken me aback.
I think a lot of people get the fedora redditor vibe, but it's like this: none of us are ever going to bonk Pearce. Bonking Pearce is in the same circle as Superman, or King Arthur. This places her into the "fictional for all intents and purposes," territory, thus granting us the free space to really zero in and be autistic about every feature. It's the same deal as people who are obsessed with celebrities and their dating lives. It's just a thought experiment at it's core.
Clearly, I wouldn't judge people in my personal life to the same standards as a public figure. I don't hold myself to those standards, and in some ways I couldn't if I wanted to, so who am I to over analyze my peers?
Her, though? Public figure, public opinion.
HeisenbergFX4
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StereoVsn
Member
Yep, the whole argument is ridiculous.
Jigsaah
Gold Member
Ok but that's not the question...the question is...would...you...smash. Let's just say the opportunity presented itself. Let's also say there are no moral reason for you not to. You tellin me if she's handing out the goods, you not gonna at least take a sample?Does nothing for me
HeisenbergFX4
Gold Member
I can promise you she does nothing for me and can very easily answer no I would not
Hate to be THAT guy but was a professional athlete for 13 years and women much hotter than her were a nightly option when some of us would go out because so many smoke show women know where athletes like to hang out
Why do you think you see so many athletes with these women, its literally a buffet
bender
What time is it?
HeisenbergFX4
Gold Member
bender
What time is it?
bad takes and good takes come from her imo.
BossLackey
Gold Member
I mean she's not especially beautiful is she? She's a woman, an ok looking one, that is a gamer, and that attracts attention on its own, but she doesn't rise above basically normal for me, never especially got all the hots for her (except that's expected with horny gamer guys and basically any woman)
The point is exactly that she is an average but attractive woman. One that loves the same hobby as you. She's the girl you see at a game store and you might have a 2% chance with but that chance is still there!
She's get-able, not movie star model hot. And that's why she's appealing.
Icymanipulator
Member
She wore a nice dress for an event. I’m not seeing the problem. It’s just a presenter, not the end of the world.
Save the hate for something worthwhile.
Save the hate for something worthwhile.
WitchHunter
Banned
Looky, looky the bottom dwelling Slimy Snake opened its mouth.
Gamerguy84
Member
I wonder how big her naturals are?
I'm just not a fan of fake ones. They look off and have no bounce.
She has a great body though. Nice hips.
I'm just not a fan of fake ones. They look off and have no bounce.
She has a great body though. Nice hips.
HeisenbergFX4
Gold Member
Amen should see how many walk around in Miami Fl
ThatStupidLion
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Is she one of those jarred farts sellers?
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