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[LisaMariaMartin]

I know people will get in here in droves to tell me I am weird but I don't care.

After another disappointing night with an OKCupid date, I realized I liked masturbation (with porn) far more than sex. 9 times out of 10, women don't know what they are doing. She kept shaking my dick like it's a half empty deodorant can. I don't feel shit when someone does that. I like it when they rub the tip while they jerk it, otherwise they can continue till the sun comes up, nothing will happen.

Then there are condoms. I fucking hate those things but I like being STD free so I keep pulling them over but damn, do they kill any decent feeling in my dick. For me, it's a night and day difference without a condom. Then there is anal sex. I prefer assholes actually, since even with a condom, there is massive resistance. Problem is, most people aren't into anal. At least the ones I met aren't.

Another issue is, when I masturbate I usually get multiple orgasms in a row. You know how some women can cum for hours? Apparently men can too. I can't do that when I have sex with an actual person. It's super irritating. Like when I masturbate, I can go for around an hour with a much better orgasm. I get like one massive orgasm and can keep going for 3-4 mini orgasms each losing intensity with every shot but still better than nothing.

So what I am getting at is, masturbating feels better for me and dating stresses me out. Why would I go through 2-3 anxiety inducing dates just for a mediocre lay? I pretty much perfected my masturbation technique.

I am like the Miyamoto Musashi of jerking off. After I have sex, I actually look forward to masturbating later.

Anyone else in the same boat but scared how others react?

 

[Richard Packer]

I know people will get in here in droves to tell me I am weird but I don't care.

After another disappointing night with an OKCupid date, I realized I liked masturbation (with porn) far more than sex. 9 times out of 10, women don't know what they are doing. She kept shaking my dick like it's a half empty deodorant can. I don't feel shit when someone does that. I like it when they rub the tip while they jerk it, otherwise they can continue till the sun comes up, nothing will happen.

Then there are condoms. I fucking hate those things but I like being STD free so I keep pulling them over but damn, do they kill any decent feeling in my dick. For me, it's a night and day difference without a condom. Then there is anal sex. I prefer assholes actually, since even with a condom, there is massive resistance. Problem is, most people aren't into anal. At least the ones I met aren't.

Another issue is, when I masturbate I usually get multiple orgasms in a row. You know how some women can cum for hours? Apparently men can too. I can't do that when I have sex with an actual person. It's super irritating. Like when I masturbate, I can go for around an hour with a much better orgasm. I get like one massive orgasm and can keep going for 3-4 mini orgasms each losing intensity with every shot but still better than nothing.

So what I am getting at is, masturbating feels better for me and dating stresses me out. Why would I go through 2-3 anxiety inducing dates just for a mediocre lay? I pretty much perfected my masturbation technique.

I am like the Miyamoto Musashi of jerking off. After I have sex, I actually look forward to masturbating later.

Anyone else in the same boat but scared how others react?

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

I understand you OP, it's all preference but in my case.. there's nothing but hearing the clapping the cheecks of a big ass.

 

[DESTROYA]

Hahahahahahaha! This is a joke thread right ?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Sex is better when you actually like the girl.

It's a bummer when a chick doesn't know what she's doing. It's hard for them to imagine how to properly handle a schlong. Some don't even bother to find out.

I've just given up on fucking women that I don't really want to fuck.

 

[tommycronin]

That's because you've 100% success rate when whacking off to porn. You must be great at orgys OP.

 

[M.W.]

Serial killer alert

 

[Kagey K]

At least theres only one person that can be disappointed when you do it yourself, so that takes off some of the pressure.

In reality though you should communicate with your partner, if there’s something they are doing wrong or something they could do to enhance the pleasure.

You have access to the equipment 24/7, they have many less hours experience with it than you, so of course they aren’t going to be as adept with it.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Shantae]

While I get what you're saying in some spots...just no. Sex is about more than just the sensations that my dick feels. It's about the whole experience. I love the kissing, the tits in my face, I love the taste of pussy so I love eating a woman out. It's about the whole thing, not just the feeling of ejaculating.

I will agree though that some women don't know what the hell they're doing, and need to learn how to handle a dick. Last time I got a hand job, I remember I had to keep telling her to squeeze it more, because I wasn't feeling anything.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

I know people will get in here in droves to tell me I am weird but I don't care.

After another disappointing night with an OKCupid date, I realized I liked masturbation (with porn) far more than sex. 9 times out of 10, women don't know what they are doing. She kept shaking my dick like it's a half empty deodorant can. I don't feel shit when someone does that. I like it when they rub the tip while they jerk it, otherwise they can continue till the sun comes up, nothing will happen.

Then there are condoms. I fucking hate those things but I like being STD free so I keep pulling them over but damn, do they kill any decent feeling in my dick. For me, it's a night and day difference without a condom. Then there is anal sex. I prefer assholes actually, since even with a condom, there is massive resistance. Problem is, most people aren't into anal. At least the ones I met aren't.

Another issue is, when I masturbate I usually get multiple orgasms in a row. You know how some women can cum for hours? Apparently men can too. I can't do that when I have sex with an actual person. It's super irritating. Like when I masturbate, I can go for around an hour with a much better orgasm. I get like one massive orgasm and can keep going for 3-4 mini orgasms each losing intensity with every shot but still better than nothing.

So what I am getting at is, masturbating feels better for me and dating stresses me out. Why would I go through 2-3 anxiety inducing dates just for a mediocre lay? I pretty much perfected my masturbation technique.

I am like the Miyamoto Musashi of jerking off. After I have sex, I actually look forward to masturbating later.

Anyone else in the same boat but scared how others react?

I mean, it's ok to be wrong...but to be aware of that you are wrong and still take the time to write down your statement being false, that requires professional help.


No. masturbation is not better than sex. Sex is far better. Raw dog without consequence is A LOT FUCKIN BETTER ALL THE FUCKIN TIME 100% over masturbation unless you're having sex with a Brie Larson.

 

[Goro Majima]

My thought before entering: "Probably a guy who has been married for a million years"

My thought after entering: "The hell, he's single?"

 

[Elektro Demon]

You need to try whores my friend.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

Just to stop any bleeding. OP's question is semi-akin to asking " Anyone else prefer Reset Era? I do!"

That is how bad the OP question is, and subsequent reasoning. The only exception being that nobody actually prefers ERA over anything else. That place is main for people who love women that have breasts, but have the ability make their wives pregnant.

 

[Birdo]

I usually get multiple orgasms in a row.

 

[sonomamashine]

So what I am getting at is, masturbating feels better for me and dating stresses me out. Why would I go through 2-3 anxiety inducing dates just for a mediocre lay? I pretty much perfected my masturbation technique.

I am like the Miyamoto Musashi of jerking off. After I have sex, I actually look forward to masturbating later.

Anyone else in the same boat but scared how others react?

 

[Shantae]

If I had the extra to spare, I'd give you gaf gold for this laugh lol

 

[SliChillax]

That's because you're having sex with girls you don't actually like but only trying to get your dick wet.

 

[jshackles]

OP have you tried this pick up line?

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Sex is better obviously. But woman are too much maintenance and unreliable so good riddance.

 

[Kadayi]

Maybe ease up on the old daily death grip for a while? A good month off or so and you're dick might appreciate something around it other than your fist OP.

 

[Nymphae]

How old are you OP?

 

[MrS]

Ok Coomer

 

[and 3 others]

Name checks out.

 

[TaySan]

Sex without the emotional connection is not that great. You are really only getting half of the experience.

 

[teezzy]

Are people who play and discard games considered gamers?

People who beat the game, discard, move to next, discard... Don't even like to have or revisit old games, are gamers ? They love videogames or its just time killer for them? (Sorry my poor English)

www.neogaf.com

 

[McCheese]

Your partner I presume.

 

[Rentahamster]

I know people will get in here in droves to tell me I am weird but I don't care.

What you're experiencing happens to a lot of other guys too. It is weird, but not because it's rare.

9 times out of 10, women don't know what they are doing.

The women you meet, anyway. There are a lot of skilled women and potentially skilled women out there, but many men miss the boat on them because they don't know how to meet them.

She kept shaking my dick like it's a half empty deodorant can. I don't feel shit when someone does that. I like it when they rub the tip while they jerk it, otherwise they can continue till the sun comes up, nothing will happen.

It sounds like you might be experiencing "death grip syndrome" google it. Did you tell her how you like it? Or did you expect her to already know what you like?

I fucking hate those things but I like being STD free so I keep pulling them over but damn, do they kill any decent feeling in my dick.

Good on you for being safe. Condoms dull the sensation a tad, yes, and it's even worse with death grip syndrome.

For me, it's a night and day difference without a condom.

You're not the only one. A good solution is to get into a healthy, long term relationship with a girl, get tested, get on other forms of birth control, and then go to town raw dog. It's an investment for sure, but it's worth it for a lot of people.

Then there is anal sex. I prefer assholes actually, since even with a condom, there is massive resistance.

Again, sounds like death grip.

Problem is, most people aren't into anal. At least the ones I met aren't.

You're not going to find many flings who let you do anal the first time outside of prostitutes. This is what long term relationships are for.

Another issue is, when I masturbate I usually get multiple orgasms in a row. You know how some women can cum for hours? Apparently men can too. I can't do that when I have sex with an actual person. It's super irritating. Like when I masturbate, I can go for around an hour with a much better orgasm. I get like one massive orgasm and can keep going for 3-4 mini orgasms each losing intensity with every shot but still better than nothing.

You can edge with sex too. You can edge with other people jerking you off too. There's lots of ways to edge with a partner. You just need to communicate more.

So what I am getting at is, masturbating feels better for me and dating stresses me out. Why would I go through 2-3 anxiety inducing dates just for a mediocre lay? I pretty much perfected my masturbation technique.

You need to overcome this hurdle and level up your life experiences. Expecting anxiety and shitty sex in your mind is manifesting that in your reality. Dates in an of themselves are supposed to be fun. Sex is supposed to be fun. You need to change up your state of mind, but it's easier said than done. Giving up now would be like giving up Battletoads after the 2nd level because you can't beat the Turbo Tunnel.

 

[Elcid]

 

[ArchdukeChocula]

Most people ITT:

I get you, OP. I would fully agree, except I've been with 1 girl that I did enjoy sex with more than masturbating. A lot of shit has to line up for the sex to actually be satisfying.

 

[Nymphae]

Porn has warped some people's brains beyond repair

 

[Mistake]

I'm sorry to hear it like that op. I understand a bit. Before I met my current gf I was pretty lost, going from fling to fling, or staying in half-baked relationships. I hope you find someone you can really connect with and be happy, because you're missing out.

 

[appaws]

I feel for you, OP. You are actually a victim of our society and it’s fucked up attitudes about sex, love, and the primacy of self.

I don’t think this is your fault, but your whole post is about I, I, I, me, me, me, muh dik. What about giving of yourself out of love and commitment? What about the girl jumping into bed with you barely knowing you?

I wish you could talk to someone, like a spiritual advisor of some faith, or an older married man, maybe dear old dad or an uncle...

 

[Punished Miku]

Bad sex is a thing. Just sounds like you had some bad sex. Good sex is of course far, far better than masturbation.

The quality of sex I've had definitely fluctuates based on who I'm with. I've been with a girl who was just a complete cold fish and look uncomfortable the whole time, and I was with a girl who would cum like 30x every time we had sex and actually literally pass out. It was a lot more fun than masturbating.

I think the absolute best sex is going to be with slutty girls with psychological problems though, so enjoy it when you're young and don't settle down with them. Find a nice girl who is passable and try to actually communicate how you like sex so she can get better.

I would argue that tons of girls feel like you do. The answer for them is also to communicate and try and explain what they like. Guys are no different.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Yeah, no. I can’t agree with this at all. To be fair, I also never worried about getting STDs and just was not a condom wearer. Probably not smart but hated them. The wife and I go at it quite frequently and I would take that over jerking off any day.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Pretty sure my wife does

 

[diffusionx]

Porn has warped some people's brains beyond repair

Not beyond repair, the problems can be fixed.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Hahahahahahaha! This is a joke thread right ?

I mean you did read his username right?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Very dirty write up OP I have to pick a side now? Sex is just a way to keep you in line

 

[Nymphae]

Not beyond repair, the problems can be fixed.

I suppose, you gotta at least understand it's an issue to right the course though, not brag about how much better you think masturbation is. That's why I was curious what age OP is, although I strongly suspect it's a joke thread.

 

[T.v]

Who the fuck has time to masturbate for an hour?

 

[MastAndo]

Not generally, but I hear you on the condom thing. In my last long-term relationship, my gf had to come off the pill so I had to start wearing condoms - I'd be lying if I said I didn't frequently end up cranking one in the bathroom before bed rather than initiate sex with her knowing I had to throw a bag on. There were more issues there though.

I also would by lying if the phrase "the juice ain't worth the squeeze" hasn't, on many an occasion, lead me to just stay home and rub one out instead of dealing with the aftermath of a sexual encounter with a particular person. There's definite gray area here when we're talking about more than just the physicality of it. I can't agree with you on that part, as physically, most any nut with a woman feels better than some nondescript jerkoff session.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

OP ... you are missing out on one of the most magical things in the world: cunnalingis. Maybe the women you met never orgasmed before? Once they do, and with you, you may see a different side of them in bed the next time.

 

[jdforge]

Sounds like you need a man OP.

 

[Mistake]

Who the fuck has time to masturbate for an hour?

Just sit yourself down with a nice, wholesome eroge

 

[Super Mario]

There is no better feeling than nailing some hot chick you wanted to nail for the first time. There is no debate.

With that said, it's not always practical, especially in a relationship. That's when jerking off in the corner is better.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

There is no better feeling than nailing some hot chick you wanted to nail for the first time. There is no debate.

With that said, it's not always practical, especially in a relationship. That's when jerking off in the corner is better.

A million ugly women are side eyeing you

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Mutual masturbation is a thing OP, sounds like it would be your thing. Give it a whirl.

 

[JBat]

Beating your meat has a place but sex over choking the chicken. It's old fashioned but sex in a monogamous long term relationship (preferably marriage) is the best sex. Find someone you actually love and care for and great sex will follow.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

As someone who has never had sex: Yes