Some of you guys putting each and every things on the same level sound like they forgot the notion of taboo :/
Drugs and murder are bad but not taboo.
Sex with an animal or a sibling are taboo.
Everyone who acts like they don't understand why this bear sex scene cannot be considered anything other than a joke to any functioning human being is dishonest or completely insane in the membrane.
Anyway here's a story which might be true about bear loving :
A seasoned hunter, who killed almost every type of animal you can legally and most of what you can illegally is sad because he doesn't know what to kill next. One day another hunter friend tells him : "have you heard of the raping bear ?"
"A raping bear ? Are you shitting me ?" he replies. His friend goes on : "No dude don't you know the raping bear stories ? Somewhere in Montana, near the Canadian border there's tales of a grizzly bear of enormous proportions, who many tried to hunt, but no one managed to kill, it became something of a legend. You can go an ask about it at this local town, they will tell you all about it".
The seasoned hunter is doubtful, but it is an opportunity to find something else to hunt, and a mythical creature at that. Finally he decides to go there and see for himself.
He arrives at the place and starts asking locals. They all give him the same answer : "The bear exists, you can find him, at your own risk, somewhere in the woods near the town, and he's not called the raping bear for nothing."
The hunter with all this info, starts tracking the beast. He soon finds trails of what seems to be a gigantic bear, and after having found the perfect ambush spot, lay himself on the grass waiting.
Suddenly he hears the bush moving behind him ! He has no time to do anything before something grips him and throw him around, then immobilize him and starts to rip his hunter jeans apart. He turns his head just enough to see a monstrous (in size) bear, with a full erection, who starts raping him. The bear then leaves, and the hunter manage to get back to the village, where the townspeople nurse him back to health. The hunter decides to go back there and kill the beast so that non one has to suffer the ordeal he went through. The villagers tell him its no use, the bear is too clever he'll only get raped again, but he doesn't listen. He prepares better for his second hunting trip, brings calling whistles and bait, check thoroughly his surroundings and lay down in wait. A few minutes go by, then he hears noise behind him. Again he has no time to react and find himself at the mercy of the bear who rapes him again, before leaving him on the spot. The hunter goes back to the village, and is again nursed back to health, and vows to go back there and kill the damn thing.
No matter what the villagers say he does not want to leave it be, and goes back once again, finds a spot with his back against some rock so he cannot be surprised, and wait, all his senses on alert. After half an hour, there's movement above his head, he once more has no time to react and the raping bear rapes him once more.
Back at the village, the hunter is on the verge of a nervous breakdown but he cannot let go and again vows on his life he'll get his revenge. He sets out again, finds another spot, and lay down in wait. He soon hears the familiar ruffling of bushes, and the bear appears, but instead of manhandling him, the bear open his mouth and says "Are you sure you're here to hunt ?".
The END
