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[amigastar]

Was really hoping for the inclusion of ragdoll physics

Yes man, me too. I hope for mods on the PC to do that.

 

[rodrigolfp]

Doesn’t make any sense.

you are buying the worst version possible of those games because you like your switch

So you will play the games on an i9 12900k + RTX 3090, right??? Does not make any sense not to play the best.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Some PS5 GTA3 and San Andreas 4k footage -




It looks better seeing it in better quality but er......30fps on next gen?, are they serious?, and it looks badly framepaced to boot.

Some Vice City -

Wtf did they change the San Andreas lighting?!

 

[ReBurn]

I want to punch the person playing in the first video

 

[TikiLagoonSam]

These games have been portable for a decade now. How is that huge?

iPhone release with touchscreen controls? That’s not a legit release. This is the real deal.

 

[dotnotbot]

CJ's mom definitive edition:

 

[rodrigolfp]

iPhone release with touchscreen controls? That’s not a legit release. This is the real deal.

Android with bluetooth controller, GDP Win, etc...

 

[MidGenRefresh]

iPhone release with touchscreen controls? That’s not a legit release. This is the real deal.

You can play it on any tablet or phone with any Bluetooth controller. Real deal.

 

[stn]

The shooting in Vice City looks better, at least. Any impressions on it? All I want is the shooting to be better.

 

[Filben]

But what "woke" changes are there? I haven't seen anything confirmed, unless I happened to miss something in this thread, which I don't believe I have.

They're probably referring to the NPC they have changed his T-Shirt texture from a Confederate flag to a skull I think.

 

[Kacho]

The shooting in Vice City looks better, at least. Any impressions on it? All I want is the shooting to be better.

Link to the video where the shooting looks better? The one I saw earlier looked like the same lock-on jankfest it always was.

 

[waquzy]

Link to the video where the shooting looks better? The one I saw earlier looked like the same lock-on jankfest it always was.

It looks and is exactly the same, the only difference are the gun sparks

 

[SolidQ]

GTA3 Remaster looks worse for me

 

[Stephen Curry]

CJ's mom definitive edition:

 

[Romulus]

Looks bare bones even compared to 10 year old mods, but people will pay for anything.

 

[saintjules]

 

[dotnotbot]

Yep, as expected, War Drum Studios doing their best

I expect ton of performance issues and bugs on all platforms. Don't preorder.

 

[TikiLagoonSam]

Android with bluetooth controller, GDP Win, etc...

You can play it on any tablet or phone with any Bluetooth controller. Real deal.

Never bought a tablet and to a lesser extent to play video games on a smartphone and then paid for a controller and then paid for a stand to hold the tablet/phone to play a game. This is a real videogame system with proper controls In portable form.

 

[xrnzaaas]

GTA Trilogy Abby Suxxx Edition

 

[Javthusiast]

The only definitive thing about this edition is that it is definitively a cheap port job.

 

[Soodanim]

Remember that time they remade the GTA trilogy and it looked shit, was full of glitches, and had the best music removed?

 

[Kacho]

 

[Shadowstar39]

Can't wait till switch release tommorrow? wish i knew the download size and if you can download each game individually. They have them listed but you can't buy separately.

 

[rodrigolfp]

Never bought a tablet and to a lesser extent to play video games on a smartphone and then paid for a controller and then paid for a stand to hold the tablet/phone to play a game. This is a real videogame system with proper controls In portable form.

So is the GDP Win, etc and soon the Steam Deck.

 

[MiguelItUp]

They're probably referring to the NPC they have changed his T-Shirt texture from a Confederate flag to a skull I think.

Yeah, that's exactly what they were referring to. Not necessary, sure. But, I was thinking there was much more than that. Hopefully there isn't. In a world where we have "historically accurate" World War 2 centric games that include Nazis but censor swastikas, I can't say I'm surprised.

GTA Trilogy Abby Suxxx Edition

Why is she built like a damn orangutan? Lmao!

Good, GOD!

 

[YCoCg]

Fix physics? No!

 

[Soodanim]

Fix physics? No!

So this isn't quite the remake that people claim it to be, or it wouldn't have the same FPS based bugs the original had. These are shitty remasters with modified engines that didn't even bother to fix that. Nice job.

 

[Stephen Curry]

 

[makaveli60]

This is walking now into the “abomination” category.

 

[bender]

 

[saintjules]

Love hearing Mr. Mister again with this at the start of the vid.

Are they comparing the new version to a version on PC ? I'll have to revisit the raw version of the originals for a true comparison.

 

[Bernd Lauert]

I moved to New Zealand real quick but I still can't start the game, what gives?

 

[Kacho]

I moved to New Zealand real quick but I still can't start the game, what gives?

It unlocks globally at 10 am ET tomorrow

 

[Bernd Lauert]

It unlocks globally at 10 am ET tomorrow

Wait wut? How are people already playing then?

 

[Kacho]

Wait wut? How are people already playing then?

No clue to be honest. Maybe it’s different on PlayStation consoles? Xbox won’t get the game until tomorrow.

 

[Draugoth]

This only gets worse wtf

 

[Vae_Victis]

So the latest ports made by the studio famous for making buggy mobile ports and that already made buggy mobile ports of these very games in the past turn out to be... a buggy mobile port.

I'm well and truly shocked.

 

[dotnotbot]

Protip: there's a bridge missing in San Andreas, but fear not, you can still pass it as long as you remember it's exact path. Rockstar wants to separate true fans of the originals from scrubs.

 

[VulcanRaven]

 

[Thaedolus]

I was cautiously optimistic about these, now I’m just here for the lulz

 

[JoeBudden]

The games look and feel great. It's not the remake we're looking for, it actually feels like a modded version of GTA. But it's fun as hell being back in these cities.

 

[eyesabitdull]

The worst shit about any of this is that this is the version you're stuck with here on out if you don't have the originals.

Fuck me man, this was god awful shit.

I had some expectations after reveal, but now I wouldnt touch this with a ten foot pole.

 

[Deerock71]

Doesn’t make any sense.

you are buying the worst version possible of those games because you like your switch

I'm actually getting two! And it's currently at #2 on the eshop all sales chart.

 

[DeepEnigma]