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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't

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Astral/H3X

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EightBitNate said:
I almost forgot about this thread.

Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.

Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.

I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
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Lol I'm sure that is a valuable lesson haha.
 
Bobs Big Boy

Bobs Big Boy

Member
EightBitNate said:
I almost forgot about this thread.

Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.

Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.

I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
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Oh man, well it being a joke among family is much better than another outcome. What kind of jokes about masturbation, is it clear?
 
Tabasco

Tabasco

Member
I'm sure she doesn't mind dude.

I'm willing to bet she knows you watch porn anyway, regardless of if your headphones were plugged in or not.
 
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EightBitNate

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fastkilr said:
Oh man, well it being a joke among family is much better than another outcome. What kind of jokes about masturbation, is it clear?
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It's really subtle

Like trying to sneak up on me while I'm on the internet

"What's taking him so long in the bathroom" followed by snickering

"Hey do you know where the lotion is?"

DoktorEvil said:
So you never got any closure on the whole thing?

Prepare to have this hang over you WAYYYYY longer than it had to be.
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Naw I'm pretty much past it. Just kinda regret the whole thing.
 
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Malreyn

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Don't sweat it, if your family keeps egging you on and see that they can get a reaction out of you they'll keep doing it...if you visibly give no care about it, they'll lose interest
 
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Dorimukyasuto

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Some kid was jerking it in the urinal at school the other day. He thought he was being inconspicuous but he wasn't. It was pretty fucking obvious he was jerking off.
 
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Dorimukyasuto

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Lunaniem said:
A stall sure, but the urinal?
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The worst part is that I was taking a piss at the urinal when he walked over from the sink. He acts likes he is taking a piss, so I don't think much. Then I notice that he keeps glancing over at me.

I then see that he is fapping furiously.

I wish I could make this up. That day sucked for more than 1 reason.
 
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Thatonemoor

Member
Dorimukyasuto said:
The worst part is that I was taking a piss at the urinal when he walked over from the sink. He acts likes he is taking a piss, so I don't think much. Then I notice that he keeps glancing over at me.

I then see that he is fapping furiously.

I wish I could make this up. That day sucked for more than 1 reason.
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Wait.... dude was jerking off outside the stall at you?
 
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DoktorEvil

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Dorimukyasuto said:
The worst part is that I was taking a piss at the urinal when he walked over from the sink. He acts likes he is taking a piss, so I don't think much. Then I notice that he keeps glancing over at me.

I then see that he is fapping furiously.

I wish I could make this up. That day sucked for more than 1 reason.
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This should be in a separated thread.
 
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DoktorEvil

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andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
EightBitNate said:
It's really subtle

Like trying to sneak up on me while I'm on the internet

"What's taking him so long in the bathroom" followed by snickering

"Hey do you know where the lotion is?"
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Get in on the joke. Text you mom that you ran out of lotion again every time she goes to the store. Pour a bottle of lotion out on the floor of the bathroom and crumple up some tissues next to them. When they find it, just say 'Oops'.

Got to get ahead of these.

Just walk around the house and say 'I feel so relaxed now' after taking a dump.
 
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SuperEpicGuy

Banned
Thanks, I needed this chuckle. On the rare occasions when I watch *entertainment* I always have 1 earpiece off to the side of my head and volume to really quiet to not have this kind of shit.
 
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Sinr1

Banned
You should have told her your buddy "emailed you a video" and you were watching it. Tell her it was some bizarre shit like midget porn or something. You should have acknowledged it was porn but totally covered up the part that you were actually looking for fap material.
 
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Sinr1

Banned
It would have been really crazy if your sister was actually asleep but your mom walked by and heard sex noises coming from your room. She would have busted in and your sister would have been shocked lol.
 
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Raynes

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Unbounded said:
"Ed...ward..."
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Sinr1

Banned
Just heard on the radio that today is International Masturbation Day..... Thought you might like to know that 8Bit XD

Edit:
Even better, it was expanded to International Masturbation Month!
 
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